James Potter, I cant believe you. Do you know how cold it is?

Ooh lighten up Evans, its the summer.

Yea and it was raining yesterday.

Ooh screw you.

No, its ok I've had better offers from Sirius.

Lily said this knowing it would get mad. And boy was she right. The next second before she evan had time to breathe she was under the water again. She couldn't breathe. She started to kick anywhere and finally her knee came in contact with James's area, were as he put it, were his most sacred place. Lily swam up and was finally able to breathe once again.

Why did you do that, Evans?

I couldn't breathe, I'm sorry if I didn't want you to carry my dead body up to the infirmary. God knows what you would do with my body. I shudder to evan think of it.

Evans I would rather die then ever touch your body. Unlike you who probably couldn't wait to touch my most sacred place.

At this Lily began to snigger. Then it became uncontrollable. Then she had to swim out of the water for she wouldn't drown because she was laughing so hard.

Potter, that place hasn't been sacred ever since I have known you.

You would never know.

And I thank god everyday for that.

Ooh, shut up evans, you know you love me.

I swear on my grave, if you ever say that again, I will hex you so many times your going to wish you were dead.

Someone is on that time of month, whispered James. But loud enough for Lily, who was now on the shore to hear.

As she started to walk back up to the castle she heard the screaming again. This time mixed with a move you stupid girl. I want the child now move. Lily fell on her hands and knee's covering her ears and yelling at the top of her lungs to make it stop. The last thing she remembered was being picked up and taken somewhere.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SEVERAL~HOURS~LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Mrs. Evans I am glad to see that you are awake. I have several questions for you. Starting with why you left me care this morning without asking me. And of course what happened before you passed out (a/n again).

I left to go clear my mind and be alone, Madame. Also I had sort of a visual of my dream from a couple nights ago. But this was worse, much worse.

Yes, I understand. But next time tell me if you want to go clear your mind and be alone, for sure I would go with you.

Before she could finish her sentence a large block of chocolate was stuffed into her mouth. She tried to get it out. Then she heard something. Laughing? Who would be laughing at her right now. She turned to her left and saw none other then James Potter himself, chuckling under his breathe. The only thing she could do was glare at him. Well, well Evans. I do believe I have done what every man thought was impossible. I have shut you p. Ooh another glare. I do say, if looks could kill, I would be six feet under right now. But luckily for the mirror, it only breaks when you look in it and it doesn't die. Otherwise al our mirrors in the world would be dead.

Lily was stuck there listening to James torment her. All the while she was also thinking of another prank she could pull on him. This wouldn't be like other pranks. This would be the master of all pranks. One that she knew not evan Remus or himself (to give credit were credit is due) could think up. And she would do it before the summer holidays were up. Inside her mind was working over time. And she was smiling an evil smile she didn't know she could smile!


A/N I know its very short. But my aunt is in labor so I had to rush this and I know I promised you one so here it is. I will try to be on later. I'll bring my laptop with e to the hospital. I got to go Peace and Love Lela ooh and FYI I live in a small town in a small town in California you've probably never heard of. Its called Colusa. I used to live in Antioch but not anymore. Also can you please tell me if I should put a disclaimer up everytime. I think they are incredibly stupid. If you don't know that I'm not J.K Rowling I can assure you I am not. Thanks for the reviews. Also thanks for reading this even though you may not be reviewing. I've put tons of time and energy in this. (My fingers are worked to the bones.) LOL. Thanks again. Peace and love, Lela!!