Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun.
Ice Angel: Be forewarned I have had a *little* too much to drink..... Just a little..... So be
prepared for insanity.....
Well it was New Years Eve and everyone was sitting around at Isaac's house, including the bad
guys and the misunderstood Alex(happy now?). Isaac was drunk, Garet was stoned, Mia was kicking
back and drinking a bottle of vodka, Jenna was fixing her hair in the mirror, the bad guys were
plotting evil schemes, Alex was being misunderstood, and Ivan was behind the couch using herbs
for "other" purposes.
" Hey guys, wanna order a pizza?" asked Garet.
" We just finished ordering 20 of them Garet, I doubt we need any mo-" Isaac was cut of by the
fact that Garet had already eaten the pizzas and the delivery guy never even delivered them yet!
" I'm either on an acid trip or I see dozens of purple flying monkeys....." Ivan said
staggering around the room stoned.
" You're on an acid trip Ivan." Jenna said and shrieked as she broke a piece of her hair.
" Hey Sheba, come here!" Ivan drunkenly motioned her over to him.
" What Ivan?"
" Come into the back room with me, we can have some fun....." and so he took her arm and forced
her into the back room.
There were several crashes, bangs, and a few cracks in the ceiling and then they came out.
" Wow..... That was fun....." Ivan said, his hair all messed up and Sheba's bra on his head.
" Yeah..... Let's do it again sometime....." And so Sheba and Ivan sat on the couch and giggled
at each other the whole night.
Now before I get ahead of myself, Isaac and Garet were busy arguing over who got the last
bottle.
" MINE!"
" NO MINE!"
" MINE!"
" NO MINE!"
" MINE!"
" NO MINE!"
" MINE!"
" NO-"
" SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" yelled Mia smaking them both with a giant paper fan.
" Ow....." they both said in unison.
Alex came by and grabbed the bottle and guzzled it down. He then went back to being
misunderstood.
Well Saturos and Menardi had a plan. They were off to do it but not before drinking a few more
bottles of whiskey. Well they went to the top of the hill pushed a boulder down the hill and
watched it fall.
" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" they laughed.
" Oh no we're missing the countdown to New Years! Lets go!" And so they stupidly ran back and
went in the house.
" 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....." SMASH! The boulder crushed them.
" Happy New Year!" said the purple flying monkeys. And the flew away.
The End.
Ice Angel: And I quote " NO GOLDEN SUN CHARACTERS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STORY!" Right
Ivan?
Ivan: (walks out with a cast on his leg, crutches and several bandages) Yeah, right, sure.....
Good one.....
Ice Angel: What am I ever going to do with you? Oh well, Happy New Year everyone.
Ice Angel: Be forewarned I have had a *little* too much to drink..... Just a little..... So be
prepared for insanity.....
Well it was New Years Eve and everyone was sitting around at Isaac's house, including the bad
guys and the misunderstood Alex(happy now?). Isaac was drunk, Garet was stoned, Mia was kicking
back and drinking a bottle of vodka, Jenna was fixing her hair in the mirror, the bad guys were
plotting evil schemes, Alex was being misunderstood, and Ivan was behind the couch using herbs
for "other" purposes.
" Hey guys, wanna order a pizza?" asked Garet.
" We just finished ordering 20 of them Garet, I doubt we need any mo-" Isaac was cut of by the
fact that Garet had already eaten the pizzas and the delivery guy never even delivered them yet!
" I'm either on an acid trip or I see dozens of purple flying monkeys....." Ivan said
staggering around the room stoned.
" You're on an acid trip Ivan." Jenna said and shrieked as she broke a piece of her hair.
" Hey Sheba, come here!" Ivan drunkenly motioned her over to him.
" What Ivan?"
" Come into the back room with me, we can have some fun....." and so he took her arm and forced
her into the back room.
There were several crashes, bangs, and a few cracks in the ceiling and then they came out.
" Wow..... That was fun....." Ivan said, his hair all messed up and Sheba's bra on his head.
" Yeah..... Let's do it again sometime....." And so Sheba and Ivan sat on the couch and giggled
at each other the whole night.
Now before I get ahead of myself, Isaac and Garet were busy arguing over who got the last
bottle.
" MINE!"
" NO MINE!"
" MINE!"
" NO MINE!"
" MINE!"
" NO MINE!"
" MINE!"
" NO-"
" SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" yelled Mia smaking them both with a giant paper fan.
" Ow....." they both said in unison.
Alex came by and grabbed the bottle and guzzled it down. He then went back to being
misunderstood.
Well Saturos and Menardi had a plan. They were off to do it but not before drinking a few more
bottles of whiskey. Well they went to the top of the hill pushed a boulder down the hill and
watched it fall.
" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" they laughed.
" Oh no we're missing the countdown to New Years! Lets go!" And so they stupidly ran back and
went in the house.
" 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....." SMASH! The boulder crushed them.
" Happy New Year!" said the purple flying monkeys. And the flew away.
The End.
Ice Angel: And I quote " NO GOLDEN SUN CHARACTERS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STORY!" Right
Ivan?
Ivan: (walks out with a cast on his leg, crutches and several bandages) Yeah, right, sure.....
Good one.....
Ice Angel: What am I ever going to do with you? Oh well, Happy New Year everyone.