Disclaimer: I am using J.K. Rowlings characters; they're not mine though I wish they were. I'm only going to make a couple characters of my own, but you'll know what's mine and what's not. I'm not going to repeat that in the other chapters, I put it here; that should be enough. If you happen to recognize parts from other stories, know that it's purely accidental, I'm not a copy-cat.)







Lily kept thinking of a prank to pull. One day (more specific four days) she was released from the hospital. She was walking down the corridors near the library. All of a sudden it came to her! The perfect prank.

*James will be so embarrassed. OK, now how to do it? Ooh duh! The library! OK, lets see, hmmm. Ahh! How to make you Enemies pay!*

Slowly Lily went back the way she came. Straight to Gryffindor common room. After she gave the fat lady the password, Whatever tickles your pickle. When she stepped into the room she heard a soft snoring sound. She looked on a Gryffindor comforter near the fire place and saw James Potter fast asleep. Then, just as slowly as she had come she went up to the dormitories. But instead of going to her own, she went to the boy's.

Waterdusia la Cocrantea

Fecto Mandourse Muddesia

Ok now that that's that, next time James has a girl on his bed wrapped up in his arms, he is in for a huge suprise.(A/N James is a player its fanFICTION.)

You are evil Lily, and I'm proud of you, said Lily to herself.





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James is tossing and turning in his sleep. Not only does he have no clue what Lily has done, but he is also having the worst dream in his life.





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Lily it's him! Go take Harry and run. don't look back just go.James, what about you?

Just take him! Voldermort is a murder. He killed my parents and I shall get my revenge or die trying.

James, please no. We can both make it. Lets just go. Both of us please?

Lily go now I love you and Harry but I wont back away from death, I shall stand and look at it in the face.

Then a girl, who James thought must be a Lily something ran out of the room.

Hello James! said Voldermort.

Don't ever speak to me, you filth piece of shit.

Ooh, tsk, tsk, tsk James language. You must remember you have a child now.

With one last spit on the ground at Voldermorts feet and a huge punch to his face James heard two fatal words. Avada Kedavra. The last thing James saw before waking up was a picture of what he assumed to be a wedding day. A lady with red flowing hair, a baby with jet-black hair and startling green eyes, a man that looked like an older version of his friend Sirius, and himself all happy.





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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! James woke up screaming.





A/N OK I lied. I would really like reviews. They make me feel good. Also sorry about not updating sooner. Another thing I'm sorry about is that i had tons of spelling mistakes and things in my last post. I only have Microsoft and it doesn't really pick up tons go things. Also Im not the best speller. Also thank you for the reviews, I cant stress that enough. But I like getting them and I know I'm repeating myself but ooh well. One last thing you'll l probably get two post a day during the week. I can write one up in classes (which mind you is taking my sleeping time away in some of them) and one free-hand at home. On the weekends (mainly Saturday) you'll get a lot more. I should inform you, this coming Monday December 9, 2002 I will not be posting. Im very sorry but I have a band concert at 6:00 and I get home at 4:00 and (in the names of my dad) need to get gussied up for a someone. COL (chuckles out loud). OK I lied to more things. One IM sorry my chapters are short just with basketball practice baseball games and playing football to train for the coming season I have no time to write. And I like to do first drafts on paper. I got to go. Peace and Love Lela! (JAMES IS A CHASER)