Hello again! It's me, Aeris! I was bored and I decided to write this story!!! ^__^ Everyone (including Sephiroth and Zack) have settled down in a house together. As a matter of fact, they settled down, n Aeris's house! Aeris and Cloud are married cause I had to have one couple…anyways! Let's begin (Oh yes…I don't own Final Fantasy or any of the characters. I also don't own Denny's the resteraunt.) And I'm sorry if sometimes the characters are a little OOC! Don't complain!
Cloud: So what do you want to do today smoochy-poo?
Aeris: That doesn't sound like something you'd say…O_o
Cloud: I'm happy today! Let's make everyone breakfast!
Aeris: Cloud we can't cook…
Cloud: And? I don't think it matters.
Aeris: Well that kinda means we should get someone else to do it…we do everything around here anyway.
Cloud: But no one else here knows how to cook.
Aeris: Well should we go out then?
Cloud: ^__^ Yay!
Aeris & Cloud: *skip along merrily up the stairs to wake up everyone*
Everyone: *snore snore*
(Note: Since Aeris's house would be extremely hard to fit like 11 people it some are scattered along the hallway)
Seph: Zzzzz…hehehe…no Aeris…let's go somewhere…more private…hehehe…*snore*
Aeris: O__o;; *kicks Sephiroth* Wake up! We are going to Denny's!!!!!
Seph: =^.^= Oh I love that place! *clings onto Aeris*
Aeris: Please get him off of me -.-;
Cloud: *prys off Seph* Get your own wife!
Yuffie: *is suddenly awake* You guys are married?
Cloud: Yeah, you went to our wedding last week. Remember?
Tifa: I think we were all drunk…^^;
Aeris: O_o; oh thanks a lot for your guys support. *rings bell* Breakfast!
Everyone: Food? Huh? Where? *sniff sniff*
Seph: We are going to Denny's!!!! *dances around*
Everyone: -__-;; *hops in car*
Vincent: Wait a minute we don't have car…
*car disappears*
Everyone: *hops on bikes*
Vincent: We don't have any bikes either…~__~;;;;;;
*bikes disappear*
Yuffie: Well than what do we have?
Red XIII: We don't have anything…
Cait Sith: I guess then we will all have to choose piggy back parters!
Everyone: sighs Not again…
Tifa: I get Cloud!
Aeris: Ahem…I'm married to him. *gets on Cloud*
Tifa: Well fine then…who wants to ride with me?
Seph & Zack: I wanted Aeris! ;_;
Cloud: Too bad! XD
Tifa: *chooses someone at random* *gets on Red XIII*
Red XIII: -__- I'm not a horse…
Tifa: To bad! *^.^*
Yuffie: *jumps on Vincent*
Vincent: O_o *edges away*
Yuffie: Oh come on…*feeds Vincent hyper pills*
Vincent: ^_____^
Yuffie: *jumps on Vincent*
Vincent: *hops all the way to Denny's*
Yuffie: :::is yelling from restaurant::: We'll be waiting down here at the enterance!!!
Seph: -__- Fine but I get to carry Aeris back.
Zack: No you don't. *pushes Sephiroth*
Seph: You wanna fight? *starts fighting*
Cait Sith, Aeris, Cloud, Red XIII, and Tifa: O__o *runs away*
Seph and Zack: Hey wait up!
*at Denny's*
::::::Later:::::::
Aeris: Yum that was good.
Waiter: *gives bill*
Tifa: So how much was it?
Aeris: Oh it's just…$46.78
Cloud: Oh that's not that bad considering there is 11 of us.
Aeris: Yeah…*looks inside wallet* O_____O;;;;
Cloud: What it is?
Aeris: *holds up wallet* ;_; *moth flies out*
Tifa: Eh! Don't we have any credit cards?
Aeris: No remember we had so much dept we had to get rid of them!
Vincent: Are you saying we have NO MONEY?????????????????
Zack: Well me and Yuffie know something that can get us out of this…Tifa, listen here. You flirt with the waiter while we scidattle to the door. Got it?
Tifa: Ok. (not thinking that she'll be left behind)
Yuffie: Okay…one, two...THREE!!
Tifa: *dances up to waiter* Helllo…my, you're looking rather…breath taking today…my my my…
Seph: *snicker*
Zack: *whisper* when I give the signal, let's make a run for it…*makes signal* *everyone but Tifa runs out*
Tifa: Tee-hee…
Waiter: Eheh…^_^;;; Well miss, did you pay your bill???
Tifa: We can leave that for later…after we have a night on the town…
Waiter: I'm sorry but I'm going to have to make you pay.
Tifa: But I…
Waiter: You don't have any money do you?
Tifa: ^^;
Police who suddenly there: Sorry miss, you're goin to the slammer…
Tifa: NO NO! Help help heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::::later::::
Aeris: I wonder if Tifa made it out of there ok…
Cloud: I bet she;s having 'fun' with the old waiter…*snicker*
Aeris: Cloud…*hits him with rolling pin*
Cloud: Ouch, that hurt…
:::::in jail:::::
Tifa: I'm gonna get those rotten @@&^$(*&)_+_)&*%^….* *makes random curses*
Guy in cell: Hey hey hey baby, you wanna rassle?
Tifa: ___ *signals to gaurd*
Guard: Huh?
Tifa: Don't I get one phone call????
Guard: Uh…yeah I guess. *lets her out*
Tifa: *picks up phone and calls Aeris's house* Ring ring!
Red XIII: Someone pick up the phone.
Ring ring!
Aeris: I've been doing it all day…you do it.
Rung ring!
Red XIII: If you haven't noticed, I don't really have thumbs.
Ring ring!
Aeris: Well neither do I…
Ring ring!
Red XIII: What? Yes you do…
RING RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Fine I guess the machine got it…
Answering machine as Cloud's voice: Hello, you've reached the Str…well, actually,if you don't know what house you just reached you should check into getting a life. Even though there is never not one person in this house, I guess we just don't wanna pick up the phone right now. So if you leave you're name and number, we might, we just might, get back to you. Thanks! *beep*
Tifa on answering machine: You stupid @#(_+(+)*^ left me to get put in !$#(*_)+_ jail! You better come !@#(*+_) pick me up or when I get out I'll come over there and beat the living heel out of each and everyone one of you!
Everyone: O______o;;;;;;; *cricket noices* Gosh she sounds like Cid.
Cid: @$)%_$%@#(*&
Yuffie: Don't worry Tifa me and Vincent will get you out!
Seph: And so will me and Aeris!
Aeris & Vincent: What? No we…*are taken out of the house and dragged to the jail* -___-;;;
Yuffie: Ok, now first Seph flies Aeris and Vincy flies me up to the top over Tifa's jail cell, then, I break into the window my holding onto rope, swinging down and bustin' in!
Vincent: Yuffie we don't have any…
Yuffie: Ready go!
Seph: *flies Aeris up*
Aeris: Wait I don't wanna do this! X_x;;
Vincent: -__- *flies Yuffie up*
Yuffie: We're comin Teef…wait we don't have any rope!!!
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Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of: Family Fantasy
Will the get Tifa out of jail and get more money?? Find out…
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Lol…yeah, sorry everyone is a bit OOC! And the story will get better, promise!!! ^_~