A/N: This could..erm..contain..course language and erm..quite graphic verbal use so yeah..enter at your own risk ~_^

Without Me Fellowship song..done to the tune of Eminem's Without Me. DUH!

[Frodo Baggins]

"Frodo Baggins, real name no gimmicks!"

[Legolas]

Two really furry hobbits go down to Mordor,

down to mordor down to mordor!

Two really furry hobbits go down to Mordor

down to mordor, down to mordor

[Sam]

"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

[Aragorn]

Gandalf's back, back again.

Yeah, he's back, Saruman!

Gandalf's back, Gandalf's back

Gandalf's back, Gandalf's back

Gandalf's back, Gandalf's back

Gandalf's back....

[Gandalf]

Ive created a better dude, coz no-one wants to see the grey no more,

they want the white, I'm chasin' balrogs

Well if you want grey, heres what i'll give ya,

A little bit of Shadowfax mixed in with some orc liver

[Frodo]

Some dwarves that'll chop ya head off quicker

Then a stab, when i get stabbed at Moria

By the troll when im shaking king aragorn

thats it, its done and now im all gone! "YAY!"

[Pippin]

You put up with me for this long and waiting

now im off with the orcs and still always hating

I know that Boromir did his best Strider rangy

but arwen's drinking problem is complicating!

[Merry]

Well if TTT won't let it be,

then let Gimli be a wimpy dee

He's scared of horses so whoopdy-dee

[all]

BUT IT FEELS SO EMPTY, WITHOUT ME!

[Boromir]

So come on Pip, Ive got a bleeding lip

Feel sick, Give it a rip and im feelin' S*!&

And get ready cause im leavin' steady

I just saved a hobbit's butt "F*$% you Merry!"

[All]

Now this looks like its 'bout to bleed

So let's all smoke a little pipe-weed

Cause we all need a proper feed

But it feels so empty with-out me

I said, this looks like its 'bout to bleed

So let's all smoke a little pipe-weed

Cause we all need a proper feed

But it feels so empty without me

[Gimli]

Little rebelions, elves feelin' condelions

Thanks to, us dwarves cause we hate Elvis.

We start puttin' elves in moria its helpless

then frodo starts a mission and shouts "RING!"

[Frodo]

Sauron panties, panties are scary,

Could start the war of the ring,

Pinching the air, waves a banner

So let us all relax, Cause we're at Moria and Sauman's kicking our ass.

[Legolas]

And its a mission, such a quest for the ring,

To have so much publicity, you ask, ding a ling?

Well we've won *Batman noise*

Fix your broken arrow load it up and its in marrow

[Sam]

Now i've got a sword in a sack,

Turn it around to give you a wack.

Im depressing, the worst quest since the ring

Testing, in orcs ears for molesting. HEY!

[Everyone] Now this looks like its 'bout to bleed

So let's all smoke a little pipe-weed

Cause we all need a proper feed

But it feels so empty with-out me