Unfortunately, Kita-Hoshi is still, utterly bored. It is 4:00 AM. This
concludes that she has no life. Surely no self respecting person would be
up at this hour, listening to celtic music and reading Sonic The Hedgehog
yaoi fics? Kita is not self respecting. So, she is still up. It goes
without saying that I also have no life, for I am recording Kita's actions
on my laptop. Yes, I am one lame muse. Lookie! She has stumbled upon... FF7
fics and now desires macaroni and cheese. o.O;; I'm quite partial to
Vincent.. and macaroni and cheese! Hell, Vincent covered in macaroni and
cheese sounds good to me! It seems Kita has found her left over piece of
spice cake... How long has that been there?
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There once was a lone piece of spice cake. This piece of spice cake was no ordinary spice cake, though. It had oogley powers! o0o0o0o! Oogle at it's powers! ... Good. Now, this spice cake has a name. No ordinary name, no no! This spice cake was named... George. Isn't that a fabulous name? Wonderful, because the spice cake thinks so too.
Erm.. So George the Spice Cake sat on a dish. However, this was no ordinary dish! This was a pretty dish with a floral design.. Pretty roses all over the pretty, non-ordinary plate! Simply lovely.. and non.. ordinary-like. Then all of a sudden! Out of the clear, blue sky, a birdy flies and drops radioactive waste on our amazing George, piece of spice cake! George was morphed into...
SPICE CAKE MAN! Grrr... Defender of those who like.. Buttery, whipped frosting and delicious spices! DIETERS BEWARE! For Spice Cake Man has your demise already plotted in his super heroin mind. Mwaha! You will regret your evil, dieting ways... Piece of not-so ordinary spice cake by day... but by night! Crime fighting dessert!
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All suspicions of Kita's insanity have now been confirmed. She is insane. Lack of precious sleep is not doing well for our authoress. Oh what will save her?... 'Hey! Gundam Wing Yaoi Fanfiction!!' Kita is now pleased. She has found fanfiction suitable for reading.
"Yay! 1x2! Joy joy joy," the insane authoress cheers. You go, girl! Read that fanfiction. Read it.. well..? Yeah... And so she does! She is not illiterate. Wh00t!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Oh GOD..."
"Mmm.. Ugh.. Nagi.."
Farfarello and Nagi were getting it on and on a desk no less! It had paperwork and a stapler, for Pete's sake! Though that didn't seem to interfere much with there pleasentries. Theeen Schuldich walked in! He was innocently trying to locate Ken, our favorite Weiss bishie, and stalk him, when he got wind of Nagi and Farfello's thoughts! Poor guy had to shove tissues up his nose to stop the blood from pouring out. -.o
"What the hell are you two doing?!"
Farfello froze and Nagi looked at Schuldich blankly. The Japanese boys hair was messed up and he was missing articles of clothing. Same goes for Farfello.
"Leave," came Farfarello's voice.
"Excuse me?..." Schuldich was flustered. o.O;; "You two were the ones fucking each others' brains out! How the fuck am I suppose to concentrate?!"
Nagi repeated his lovers statement, "Leave... Please." Dear Nagi had to be polite. XD Haha.
Schuldich twitched violently and walked stiffly out of the room.
"Good luck with stalking Hidaka!"
"FUCK YOU!"
Maniacal laughter then once again with the moaning and other pleasentries.
Meanwhile, Ken Hidaka was innocently eating some spice cake... and oh my GOD! Schuldich barged into Ken's apartment, smirking and carrying something which appeared to be a deadly weapon! Run Ken, RUN!
"AHHHHH!!" screamed Ken in a girly way. "AYA-CHAN! Save me!"
"Ugh." Poor Schuldich was perturbed.. HA! Perturbed... "Shut up about him for once!" Gasp. How mean!
"Noooo!" And then Ken was tackled by Schuldich. Oh my! What suggestive possitions. Tsk, tsk! And of course, Aya-chan walks in. ^___^ Naughty, naughty Ken-san!
Aya was mortified. "Ken?... Why?"
"It's not what it looks like," Ken protested. Sure, Schuldich had somehow managed to strip him of his pants, straddle him, and loose his own clothing in the process. Not that two half-nakie bishies all over each other combined with the grunts and groans Aya heard would SUGGEST anything. No no no.
Then Aya cried. He cried and he ran out of the room. Schuldich laughed in triumph.
"MwaHA!" The bastard hugged poor Ken-san. "I've finally gotten rid of him and now you're mine! ALL MINE!"
A loud scream. A thud. One tear-filled remorse followed by our favorite couple getting frisky underneath the sheets. Now all is well!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
. . . Nagi and Farfarello?! O.O I never thought I'd live to see the day. Go figure, though. Another Weiss Kruez short story. Shit. It's only 4:38 AM. Damn, this sucks. Kita would like to write more of these pointless fics. I want to shoot her, but she's the authoress and I'm the fucking god damn muse. Oh I'll get you, Kita. WAIT! She's got a good idea. '..Relena should fucking died. Ugh... Stalker! ... Hey, where's my list of ways to kill her?' Can't you just feel the evil smirk arising?
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Ways to Kill Relena to Rhino-Humping Wench from Hell
You can...
1.) Cut off those fucking braids, strangle her with them.
2.) Beat to death with shovel
3.) Push her infront of a moving vehicle
4.) Promptly stomp with MS
5.) Rip out vocal chords. ("HEEEEEEROOOOOO~!!" .)
6.) Throw a brick at her o.O
7.) Throw into mind field
8.) Slit her throat
9.) Cut her up, throw in chum bucket
10.) Push her fingers in the pencil sharpener
11.) Wrap her in barbed wire, hang her from a tree
12.) Chinese paper cut torture. (After you, Wufei!)
13.) Drown her in the toilet
14.) Drop a washer on her (Arigato, Kiona)
15.) Explosives
16.) Release rabid raccoon
17.) Slowly drop acid on her
18.) Show her vid. tape of Hee-chan and Duo-kun having "fun"
19.) Gouge her eyes out with a pencil, shove pencil down her throat... May she choke on it!
20.) Have Heero -finally- shoot her (Ah... That would be wonderful... *ditzy smile*)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'I feel better now. I should probably go to sleep now... Shame, the transe music isn't doing anything for me. Oh well!' Since Kita has finished up her 20 ways to kill Relena, I, the muse, must revise and edit this whole thing. Atleast Kita is done writing her fanfiction. Naturally, I have to type the fucking disclaimer because she wants to post this. Did you notice this has also become my rantings?
"This is Kita-Hoshi, signing off at 5:05 AM! Happy New Year, minna-san."
- DISCLAIMER -
Kita does not own Weiss Kruez. She does, however, own Spice Cake Man and such. That and we're pretty sure the majority of those ideas for killing Relena are completely original. :P So there. Ah! She does not own Gundam Wing. We've also accomplished this without making obscene references to Kita's bum. Rejoice.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There once was a lone piece of spice cake. This piece of spice cake was no ordinary spice cake, though. It had oogley powers! o0o0o0o! Oogle at it's powers! ... Good. Now, this spice cake has a name. No ordinary name, no no! This spice cake was named... George. Isn't that a fabulous name? Wonderful, because the spice cake thinks so too.
Erm.. So George the Spice Cake sat on a dish. However, this was no ordinary dish! This was a pretty dish with a floral design.. Pretty roses all over the pretty, non-ordinary plate! Simply lovely.. and non.. ordinary-like. Then all of a sudden! Out of the clear, blue sky, a birdy flies and drops radioactive waste on our amazing George, piece of spice cake! George was morphed into...
SPICE CAKE MAN! Grrr... Defender of those who like.. Buttery, whipped frosting and delicious spices! DIETERS BEWARE! For Spice Cake Man has your demise already plotted in his super heroin mind. Mwaha! You will regret your evil, dieting ways... Piece of not-so ordinary spice cake by day... but by night! Crime fighting dessert!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All suspicions of Kita's insanity have now been confirmed. She is insane. Lack of precious sleep is not doing well for our authoress. Oh what will save her?... 'Hey! Gundam Wing Yaoi Fanfiction!!' Kita is now pleased. She has found fanfiction suitable for reading.
"Yay! 1x2! Joy joy joy," the insane authoress cheers. You go, girl! Read that fanfiction. Read it.. well..? Yeah... And so she does! She is not illiterate. Wh00t!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Oh GOD..."
"Mmm.. Ugh.. Nagi.."
Farfarello and Nagi were getting it on and on a desk no less! It had paperwork and a stapler, for Pete's sake! Though that didn't seem to interfere much with there pleasentries. Theeen Schuldich walked in! He was innocently trying to locate Ken, our favorite Weiss bishie, and stalk him, when he got wind of Nagi and Farfello's thoughts! Poor guy had to shove tissues up his nose to stop the blood from pouring out. -.o
"What the hell are you two doing?!"
Farfello froze and Nagi looked at Schuldich blankly. The Japanese boys hair was messed up and he was missing articles of clothing. Same goes for Farfello.
"Leave," came Farfarello's voice.
"Excuse me?..." Schuldich was flustered. o.O;; "You two were the ones fucking each others' brains out! How the fuck am I suppose to concentrate?!"
Nagi repeated his lovers statement, "Leave... Please." Dear Nagi had to be polite. XD Haha.
Schuldich twitched violently and walked stiffly out of the room.
"Good luck with stalking Hidaka!"
"FUCK YOU!"
Maniacal laughter then once again with the moaning and other pleasentries.
Meanwhile, Ken Hidaka was innocently eating some spice cake... and oh my GOD! Schuldich barged into Ken's apartment, smirking and carrying something which appeared to be a deadly weapon! Run Ken, RUN!
"AHHHHH!!" screamed Ken in a girly way. "AYA-CHAN! Save me!"
"Ugh." Poor Schuldich was perturbed.. HA! Perturbed... "Shut up about him for once!" Gasp. How mean!
"Noooo!" And then Ken was tackled by Schuldich. Oh my! What suggestive possitions. Tsk, tsk! And of course, Aya-chan walks in. ^___^ Naughty, naughty Ken-san!
Aya was mortified. "Ken?... Why?"
"It's not what it looks like," Ken protested. Sure, Schuldich had somehow managed to strip him of his pants, straddle him, and loose his own clothing in the process. Not that two half-nakie bishies all over each other combined with the grunts and groans Aya heard would SUGGEST anything. No no no.
Then Aya cried. He cried and he ran out of the room. Schuldich laughed in triumph.
"MwaHA!" The bastard hugged poor Ken-san. "I've finally gotten rid of him and now you're mine! ALL MINE!"
A loud scream. A thud. One tear-filled remorse followed by our favorite couple getting frisky underneath the sheets. Now all is well!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
. . . Nagi and Farfarello?! O.O I never thought I'd live to see the day. Go figure, though. Another Weiss Kruez short story. Shit. It's only 4:38 AM. Damn, this sucks. Kita would like to write more of these pointless fics. I want to shoot her, but she's the authoress and I'm the fucking god damn muse. Oh I'll get you, Kita. WAIT! She's got a good idea. '..Relena should fucking died. Ugh... Stalker! ... Hey, where's my list of ways to kill her?' Can't you just feel the evil smirk arising?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ways to Kill Relena to Rhino-Humping Wench from Hell
You can...
1.) Cut off those fucking braids, strangle her with them.
2.) Beat to death with shovel
3.) Push her infront of a moving vehicle
4.) Promptly stomp with MS
5.) Rip out vocal chords. ("HEEEEEEROOOOOO~!!" .)
6.) Throw a brick at her o.O
7.) Throw into mind field
8.) Slit her throat
9.) Cut her up, throw in chum bucket
10.) Push her fingers in the pencil sharpener
11.) Wrap her in barbed wire, hang her from a tree
12.) Chinese paper cut torture. (After you, Wufei!)
13.) Drown her in the toilet
14.) Drop a washer on her (Arigato, Kiona)
15.) Explosives
16.) Release rabid raccoon
17.) Slowly drop acid on her
18.) Show her vid. tape of Hee-chan and Duo-kun having "fun"
19.) Gouge her eyes out with a pencil, shove pencil down her throat... May she choke on it!
20.) Have Heero -finally- shoot her (Ah... That would be wonderful... *ditzy smile*)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'I feel better now. I should probably go to sleep now... Shame, the transe music isn't doing anything for me. Oh well!' Since Kita has finished up her 20 ways to kill Relena, I, the muse, must revise and edit this whole thing. Atleast Kita is done writing her fanfiction. Naturally, I have to type the fucking disclaimer because she wants to post this. Did you notice this has also become my rantings?
"This is Kita-Hoshi, signing off at 5:05 AM! Happy New Year, minna-san."
- DISCLAIMER -
Kita does not own Weiss Kruez. She does, however, own Spice Cake Man and such. That and we're pretty sure the majority of those ideas for killing Relena are completely original. :P So there. Ah! She does not own Gundam Wing. We've also accomplished this without making obscene references to Kita's bum. Rejoice.