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ACT II

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Me And My Husband-Wife

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-=*=-*- Makeup Room 1011 -*-=*=-

"Hana-kun!"

"No!"

"Please…"

"But Kaede… you don't wish me to be a-a-a you know…do you?"

"You don't have to."

"…"

"You're not. And you know I love you to make you do this."

"Yes I know. I love you. You love me…"

"So-"

"I love money you give me! Nyahahahahaha! The tensai is such a genius to make up a poem! Nyahahahaha! I, the Tensai made a poem! Buwahahahaha!"

"A tensai IS a genius Hana-chan… besides, everything here you and I take is free."

"Nani! Do you think I don't know? You Kit-Mmp!"

Rukawa connected his lips with Hanamichi and pulled him into the Makeup room of the costume shop. Rukawa glared daggers at Hanamichi and dared him.

"Truth or dare?"

"Nani? You dare me?"

"You chose dare. So I dare you…"

"Oh yeah? Come on then! The Tensai is not scared of anything! Nyahahaha!"

"Oh really? You are scared of being the uke. You are always the uke. I dare you to kiss me for three hours non-stop, if you don't wear." Rukawa smirked a little.

Hanamichi blushed furiously at the sentence. "Kaede! We're in a costume store! People might hear us!"

"Don't care."

"But Kaede… even if you dare me I still cant wear it. It's too small for me and the shoe doesn't fit. Even if it does then I'll be too tall… Kaede onegai…"

"All right… I'll spare you from wearing…"

Hanamichi beamed. He lunged forward and hugged Rukawa. Rukawa, who was sitting on the makeup table threw the dress onto the floor and tore off Hanamichi's clothes, leaving him only with his boxes on. "After this…"

"Nani! Kaede what are you doing?"

"Hehehe… Sakuragi Hanamichi, I shall taste the sweetness of your sweat and-"

"Nani!?! Sweat is salty don't you think the tensai is stupid and don't take off my underwear! Hentai Ruru!"

"Ah… What did you call me?"

"I said you're- a hentai!"

"Arh... you called me Ruru? That means you're aroused. You are so sweet!"

Rukawa started to take off his own clothes and spread it out onto the floor of the small and narrow makeup room.

"Kaede! We're in public!"

"My dad own this mall so you need not worry" said Rukawa, who is busy trying to pin Hanamichi down onto the floor and kissing him all over.

People outside waiting for their turn are already getting frustrated. The salesman, salesgirl and even the manager feels kinda weird whenever Master Rukawa and his so call redhead best friend came to shop around. Soon people gathered around that particular makeup room which Rukawa and Hanamichi was in.

"Arh… Kaede… Please… all right… I promise I'll wear…"

"Promise?"

"Yesss…."

"Good. I'm getting hard. Let's do it."

"Nani! I want you to stop! Not do it!"

"Yes you do."

*-=*=- Makeup Room 76 -=*=-*

"Ne Hiro-kun, do you hear some moaning?

Koshino gave him a glare that can't be seen behind his makeup and glasses and used the makeup kit to hit Sendoh's head.

"Fot fnow. Fou'aa fooingffuu deesfrroy fou'aa makfap fuu ffrrenfaai."

"French fries? No Hiro-kun. I mean I think I heard people making love… you know… that kind of moaning. Just like the one we-"

Koshino took off his huge glove and stuff it inside Sendoh's mouth.

"Fifo-fuuunn~!"

"Fuap wap ndd dun mofe."

"Foofke…"

Koshino continue to separate Sendoh's hair into two and stick something brown on them.

"Fifo-fun."

"Mm?"

"Aa lofe fyu."

"Fyu'aa alwafs fo fweet."

TBC