*Trumpet Fanfare*
This is my first commerical. Please handle with care and enjoy!
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Duo is sitting on a couch and watching t.v.
Duo: *remote in hand* This is so boring
Annoucer guy: Do you have a problem with your hair?
Duo: Yes I do.
A.G: Does your hair lack life?
Duo: I answered that question already.
A.G: No, you didn't.
Duo: *mocking tone* Yes, it does lack life.
A.G: Don't mock me. Your prayers have been answered. Introducing Venus essence. With 22 vitamins and minerals, it will make your hair lively and shine brighter than the sun.
Duo: Nothing shines brighter than the sun.
A.G: Play along, okay kid? Your hair will after using it. Don't believe me? Listen to these satisfied customers.
Duo: *rolls eyes*
Kaolinite: My hair used to be so dull using those other shampoos. I tried Venus essence. Now look what I can do! *extends hair* It's makes it a lot easier to fight those annoying sen----
A.G: That was a bad example. So try Venus Essence today. It will be the highlight of your life. *mutters* Pony tail-wearing freak.
Duo: That's it! *chases after the annoucer guy*
Warning: Do not take internally. Do not mix with Neptune Essence or your hair will turn light blue and Neptune won't be happy. Keep out of reach of children, monsters and boy bands. No cute furry animals were harmed, although Duo did beat the crap out of the announcer guy.
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copyright 2002
This is my first commerical. Please handle with care and enjoy!
***********************************************
Duo is sitting on a couch and watching t.v.
Duo: *remote in hand* This is so boring
Annoucer guy: Do you have a problem with your hair?
Duo: Yes I do.
A.G: Does your hair lack life?
Duo: I answered that question already.
A.G: No, you didn't.
Duo: *mocking tone* Yes, it does lack life.
A.G: Don't mock me. Your prayers have been answered. Introducing Venus essence. With 22 vitamins and minerals, it will make your hair lively and shine brighter than the sun.
Duo: Nothing shines brighter than the sun.
A.G: Play along, okay kid? Your hair will after using it. Don't believe me? Listen to these satisfied customers.
Duo: *rolls eyes*
Kaolinite: My hair used to be so dull using those other shampoos. I tried Venus essence. Now look what I can do! *extends hair* It's makes it a lot easier to fight those annoying sen----
A.G: That was a bad example. So try Venus Essence today. It will be the highlight of your life. *mutters* Pony tail-wearing freak.
Duo: That's it! *chases after the annoucer guy*
Warning: Do not take internally. Do not mix with Neptune Essence or your hair will turn light blue and Neptune won't be happy. Keep out of reach of children, monsters and boy bands. No cute furry animals were harmed, although Duo did beat the crap out of the announcer guy.
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copyright 2002