Trista: *blinks* That commercial was interesting.

Amy: Let's never speak of it again.

Trista: Yes... Welcome back. The match is tied 1-1. We have a special guest today with us, Sailor Uranus.

Sailor Uranus: Glad to be here.

Trista: Where's Jupiter?

Sailor Uranus: Couldn't make it. She sent cookies though. *hands Trista jar*

Cookie Monster: Cookies! *jumps into jar*

Amy: Oh man, I was hungry too.

Sailor Uranus: *whispers* Here's another jar.

Amy: Thank you. *takes cookie*

Trista: What do you think of the match so far?

Sailor Uranus: What can I say? These girls are giving all they got and suprising everyone with new attacks. I can't wait for the next round to start.

Trista: Who do you think is going to win?

Sailor Uranus: Can't tell. It could go either way.

Amy: Wanna make a little wager?

Trista: $20 says Venus wins.

Amy: I'm with Trista.

Sailor Uranus: I'll go with Neptune.

Trista & Amy: You're on!

Amy: The match is about to start.

Duo: Will the two Senshi step forward?

*Neptune and Venus step to the middle of the ring*

Duo: Last round, you know the rules by now. Touch hands and begin!

Trista: Ooh! Neptune didn't see that coming.

Amy: No she didn't. What a punch

Trista: Neptune seems dazed. Venus launches her attack.

Venus: Crescent Beam!

Sailor Uranus: Neptune blocks the attack and she launches her attack.

Neptune: Submarine Reflection!

Trista: Venus launches her attack.

Venus: Crescent Beam.

Amy: The two meet and cause a bright explosion.

Trista: Neptune launches her attack.

Neptune: Deep Submerge!

Trista: Venus is hit hard that attack. Neptune launches another attack.

Neptune: Submarine Reflection!

Amy: *crawls on the desk* Venus is on the ground. This could be it.

Trista: No, it's not over. Venus gets up and attacks with Wink Sword.

Sailor Uranus: Wait! Neptune grabs the swords and triwls her like a lasso.

Amy: Neptune lets go and Venus is thrown to the top of the stands. *desk starts to creak under her*

Duo: Hold on. We have to wait for Venus to get down.

*Jeopardy music plays*

Neptune: *reads a magazine*

Uranus and Trista: *playing cards*

Amy: Venus is being passed down from the stands a la mosh pit. She arrives at the 5th row and jumps from there to the centre of the stadium.

Duo: Welcome back. Touch hands and begin.

Neptune: Deep Submerge!

Amy: Venus didn't see that coming. She is hit hard by that attack.

Uranus and Trista: ...

Amy: A little help here!?

Trista: Oh, right. Neptune launches her attack.

Neptune: Deep Submerge!

Venus: Love Chain!

Amy: Whoa! Venus grabbed Neptune's attack in mid-air and brings it down.

Trista: Neptune jumps out the way and launches her attack.

Neptune: Submarine Reflection!

Sailor Uranus: Sailor Venus jumps over the attack.

Neptune: This is too easy. Dragon Rise!

Sailor Uranus: What was that?

Trista: Dragon rise! I haven't seen that since the Silver Millenium.

Sailor Uranus: Damn, you are old!

Trista: *smacks Uranus with time staff*

Amy: That had to hurt. Poor Sailor Uranus. Anyways, Venus is hit hard by that attack. She regains her composure and launches her attack.

Venus: Love and Beauty Shock!

Trista: Neptune launches her attack.

Neptune: Submarine Reflection!

Amy: Neptune's attack went through Venus's and has hit her. *crawls on the desk* Venus is trying to form an attack but she can't.

Trista: Neptune has that gleam in her eyes. She is powering up and launching an attack.

Neptune: Deep Submerge!

Sailor Uranus: That attack has hit Venus really hard. This could be it.

Duo: 1, 2, 3! *points to Neptune* The winner is Sailor Neptune!!

*Crowd is cheering madly. Neptune bows and waves to the crowd*

Neptune: Elegance rules!

Sailor Uranus: Pay up!

Amy and Trista: *grumbling*

Trista: That was an excellent fight.

Amy: I have one question: Isn't Neptune a combination of both beauty and elegance?

Trista: Yes.

Amy: Just wanted to clear that up. Special thanks to Sailor Uranus for coming today.

Sailor Uranus: *counting money*

Trista: Never mind. See you next week for the Pluto/Saturn match.

Amy: Why did you hit Uranus?

Trista: She knows better than to insult my age. You're inexperienced.

Sailor Uranus: You know, the camera is still on.

Trista: Aw s***!

A/N: Whew! That took a long time. The original was deleted so I had to type this all over again. I don't own:

Sailor Moon

Gundam Wing

Cookie Monster (He's from Sesame Street) He rules!

I do own the commercial for Venus Essence but not the idea. Please ask permission before you use it.

*sighs* That was long. Happy New Year! Don't Drink and Drive!

Black Ninja Star :-)