The Funniest Story On Earth
Chapter one | The chosen one
With her right index finger, Serena dumbfoundedly tapped on the keys of Dariens computer. "What the hell is this thing?" Serena blinked at it stupidly. "It's called a computer, Serena." Darien walked in the living room with two root- beers.(is that how you spell it?) Suddenly Serena punches the self detonating key on his computer. "This computer will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0" the computer said as a very VERY loud 'kaboom!' commenced in their faces. "A self destruct button on a computer. Who thought that up?" Darien said blankly. Serena just sat their eyes as big as saucers. "Darien. I have something to tell you." "What is it?" "I hate you and I want to break up with you and I broke your computer." "BUT WHY, SERENA?!!? WHY??" Darien said as he collapsed to his knees. "I told you I hated you." "What? No! I meant why did you destroy my computer?! For the love of Pete, why?!" Darien asked her as if he was in a Shakespeare play. "It was just there and I felt destructive, fore I am really a computer genius and I purposely pushed the destroyer button." Serena explained as she calmly walked out the door. "Goodbye Darien. I am going to go guy hunting." she slammed the door.
"Mars fire flash!" Sailor Mars screamed at a pink flying flip-flop that was charging at her. "I swear these things are alive!" Sailor Venus exclaimed. "Hello girls."Serena said to the scouts just before she got knocked out with a flip-flop. She fell on her butt. "OWIEEE!!" she whined rubbing her sore butt cheek. "MOON SUPER COSMIC POWER!!" she yelled as she held her brooch up in the air. It didn't work. "God damn it!! Why won't you work.!?" Serena hollered at it, clearly pissed. She slapped it a couple of times. "Work!" she ordered it as if it where alive. "MOON SUPER COSMIC POWER!!" It worked this time. Stupidly, she danced around like a imbisile as her uniform ribbon wrapped itself around her. "Thank you!" she told it. "Serena is so retarded." Sailor Chibi Moon whisped to herself. "Chibi Moon? What are you doning here? I broke up with Darien." Super Sailor Moon screeched. "WHAT?!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Chibi Moon screamed so hard she exploded into smitherines. "The brat is gone!!" Cheered Super Sailor Moon. Suddenly she was hit again with another flip-flop. "DAMN FLIP-FLOPS!!" She bellowed as she plopped down on her butt. "THESE THINGS HAVE GOT TOGO!!" she screamed frustrated. "IMPERIUM CRYSTAL SHOCKER!!" she yelled at the pink flip-flops. They all fell to the floor. "Who was controlling those?" "I was, you retards!" They all turned around. "VEGETA!!?!!" they said suprised. "HA HA HA!!" he laughed evily with a 'Dr. Evil' pinky thing by his evil smile. Then he pulled a cat out of his pocket. "Mr. Pooky and I shall rule the world!" he said stroking his cat. "But first, to claim my queen." He scanned the premisis quietly. "Ah ha!" He had found the girl. "You" he mouthed, pointing a finger at the chosen one. "You're the one..." he whispered
T. B. C. (to be continued)
Chapter one | The chosen one
With her right index finger, Serena dumbfoundedly tapped on the keys of Dariens computer. "What the hell is this thing?" Serena blinked at it stupidly. "It's called a computer, Serena." Darien walked in the living room with two root- beers.(is that how you spell it?) Suddenly Serena punches the self detonating key on his computer. "This computer will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0" the computer said as a very VERY loud 'kaboom!' commenced in their faces. "A self destruct button on a computer. Who thought that up?" Darien said blankly. Serena just sat their eyes as big as saucers. "Darien. I have something to tell you." "What is it?" "I hate you and I want to break up with you and I broke your computer." "BUT WHY, SERENA?!!? WHY??" Darien said as he collapsed to his knees. "I told you I hated you." "What? No! I meant why did you destroy my computer?! For the love of Pete, why?!" Darien asked her as if he was in a Shakespeare play. "It was just there and I felt destructive, fore I am really a computer genius and I purposely pushed the destroyer button." Serena explained as she calmly walked out the door. "Goodbye Darien. I am going to go guy hunting." she slammed the door.
"Mars fire flash!" Sailor Mars screamed at a pink flying flip-flop that was charging at her. "I swear these things are alive!" Sailor Venus exclaimed. "Hello girls."Serena said to the scouts just before she got knocked out with a flip-flop. She fell on her butt. "OWIEEE!!" she whined rubbing her sore butt cheek. "MOON SUPER COSMIC POWER!!" she yelled as she held her brooch up in the air. It didn't work. "God damn it!! Why won't you work.!?" Serena hollered at it, clearly pissed. She slapped it a couple of times. "Work!" she ordered it as if it where alive. "MOON SUPER COSMIC POWER!!" It worked this time. Stupidly, she danced around like a imbisile as her uniform ribbon wrapped itself around her. "Thank you!" she told it. "Serena is so retarded." Sailor Chibi Moon whisped to herself. "Chibi Moon? What are you doning here? I broke up with Darien." Super Sailor Moon screeched. "WHAT?!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Chibi Moon screamed so hard she exploded into smitherines. "The brat is gone!!" Cheered Super Sailor Moon. Suddenly she was hit again with another flip-flop. "DAMN FLIP-FLOPS!!" She bellowed as she plopped down on her butt. "THESE THINGS HAVE GOT TOGO!!" she screamed frustrated. "IMPERIUM CRYSTAL SHOCKER!!" she yelled at the pink flip-flops. They all fell to the floor. "Who was controlling those?" "I was, you retards!" They all turned around. "VEGETA!!?!!" they said suprised. "HA HA HA!!" he laughed evily with a 'Dr. Evil' pinky thing by his evil smile. Then he pulled a cat out of his pocket. "Mr. Pooky and I shall rule the world!" he said stroking his cat. "But first, to claim my queen." He scanned the premisis quietly. "Ah ha!" He had found the girl. "You" he mouthed, pointing a finger at the chosen one. "You're the one..." he whispered
T. B. C. (to be continued)