The Funniest Story on Earth
Chapter two | Chaos
Every ones head turned to where the evil one's finger was pointing to. Sailor Moon gasped. "My god! MARS!!" They all shouted. "GrrrrrAHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Mars. "No. No. NO!" She yelled at Vegeta. "But yes. You are going to be my queen and that's final!" he barked. He grabed her by the waist and flew off. "Poor Rei..." Serena sighed as she went back to her normal state. "Did we miss anything?" said a voice coming from the bushes. "Michiru! Haruka! Setsuna! Where have yall been?" Amy asked, suprized. "Oh, everywhere." Michiru replied. "Anyways, did we miss anything?" Michiru asked again. "Only the funniest thin EVER!" Sailor Venus exclaimed. "Oh realy? What happened?" Setsuna asked. "Rei was chosen to be this evil dude with a cat named Mr. Pooky to be his queen." Lita said simply. "Yer right! That is funny!" Haruka laughed hystarically. "The funniest part is, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO FIND HER!!!" Mina erupted, almost nocking Amy out as she swung her arm around. Amy doged just in time. But because she was almost hit, Amy went mad with rage.
"MINA!! WATCH OUT WHERE YOU SWING YOUR ARM MOTHER FUCKER!! GOD DAMN!! DON'T TALK WITH YOUR HANDS!! YOU COULD HAVE POKED MY EYE OUT!!! GOD!" Amy was so frustrated, she burbed so loud she went schizophrenic. She quickly pulled out a desk lamp and savagely beat her head with it. Every one just stared at her. "Look at her go!" Serena said pointing and laughing. "She's gone nuts!" Lita gawked in awe. "Cheese and rice! She didn't have to go balistic because I almost hit her in the face. I mean it wasn't like I was gonna hurt anything!" Mina said backing away from the crazed woman. Every one turned around and left for there homes except for Serena. "I wanna go to the McDonalds play area." and so, she goes.
When she got there, she imedatly went to the ball pit thingy. "WEEEEEEEEEE!!" she screamed as she dived into the sea of plastic balls. Just after she came up from her dive, she senced a presants. "Who's out there." There was no response. "Ahhhhhhhhh!!" something screamed as it attacked Serena. "Assistance please!!" She screamed for help. No one came. She opened her eyes and to her suprize (to mine too) it was a computer that attacked her. "Why did you destroy my brother!?" the computer questioned Serena. "Did you even like your brother" The computer pondered the question for a couple of seconds. "I guess not. No. As a matter of fact, I hated him! Ok, you're free!" the computer said as it walked off. Serena just stared. "Whoa. I watch too many cartoons." she said to her self outloud. She decided to go home finaly and got out of the ball pit. "I have got to cut back on those cartoons!" Then she felt a hand run across her mouth and clasp onto her face, and she also felt an arm wrap its self around her waist and pick her up. She tried to scream but she was too shocked and nothing came out. Then she heard the soft whisper of a man say in her ear, "I've got you now. . ."
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Chapter two | Chaos
Every ones head turned to where the evil one's finger was pointing to. Sailor Moon gasped. "My god! MARS!!" They all shouted. "GrrrrrAHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Mars. "No. No. NO!" She yelled at Vegeta. "But yes. You are going to be my queen and that's final!" he barked. He grabed her by the waist and flew off. "Poor Rei..." Serena sighed as she went back to her normal state. "Did we miss anything?" said a voice coming from the bushes. "Michiru! Haruka! Setsuna! Where have yall been?" Amy asked, suprized. "Oh, everywhere." Michiru replied. "Anyways, did we miss anything?" Michiru asked again. "Only the funniest thin EVER!" Sailor Venus exclaimed. "Oh realy? What happened?" Setsuna asked. "Rei was chosen to be this evil dude with a cat named Mr. Pooky to be his queen." Lita said simply. "Yer right! That is funny!" Haruka laughed hystarically. "The funniest part is, WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO FIND HER!!!" Mina erupted, almost nocking Amy out as she swung her arm around. Amy doged just in time. But because she was almost hit, Amy went mad with rage.
"MINA!! WATCH OUT WHERE YOU SWING YOUR ARM MOTHER FUCKER!! GOD DAMN!! DON'T TALK WITH YOUR HANDS!! YOU COULD HAVE POKED MY EYE OUT!!! GOD!" Amy was so frustrated, she burbed so loud she went schizophrenic. She quickly pulled out a desk lamp and savagely beat her head with it. Every one just stared at her. "Look at her go!" Serena said pointing and laughing. "She's gone nuts!" Lita gawked in awe. "Cheese and rice! She didn't have to go balistic because I almost hit her in the face. I mean it wasn't like I was gonna hurt anything!" Mina said backing away from the crazed woman. Every one turned around and left for there homes except for Serena. "I wanna go to the McDonalds play area." and so, she goes.
When she got there, she imedatly went to the ball pit thingy. "WEEEEEEEEEE!!" she screamed as she dived into the sea of plastic balls. Just after she came up from her dive, she senced a presants. "Who's out there." There was no response. "Ahhhhhhhhh!!" something screamed as it attacked Serena. "Assistance please!!" She screamed for help. No one came. She opened her eyes and to her suprize (to mine too) it was a computer that attacked her. "Why did you destroy my brother!?" the computer questioned Serena. "Did you even like your brother" The computer pondered the question for a couple of seconds. "I guess not. No. As a matter of fact, I hated him! Ok, you're free!" the computer said as it walked off. Serena just stared. "Whoa. I watch too many cartoons." she said to her self outloud. She decided to go home finaly and got out of the ball pit. "I have got to cut back on those cartoons!" Then she felt a hand run across her mouth and clasp onto her face, and she also felt an arm wrap its self around her waist and pick her up. She tried to scream but she was too shocked and nothing came out. Then she heard the soft whisper of a man say in her ear, "I've got you now. . ."
~ยค~
Do ya like it? Is it funny? Did I bore you? Please review!! Updates soon!!