The Funniest Story on Earth
Chapter 4| A doughnut, a plumber, and the power of cheese
"Lita, are you crazy or somethin'?" Mina inquired looking around seeing no flying purple marshmallow monkeys. "THEY'RE REAL MINA!! DO NOT QUESTION YOUR FELLOW SCOUT!" Naoko Takeuchi, the creator of Sailor Moon, bellowed at Mina. Mina was utterly bewildered. "Uh." was all she could say. "Oh goody! Mum's here!" Serena said, referring to Naoko. "Serena, she is not your mom." said the ghost of Rini. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU FATHER FUCKIN BITCH ASS WHORE MOTHER FUCKER!!!" Serena shouted to her former daughter. "Fine. Be that way! See if I give you this chocolate now!" "Rini, dear, you're my most favoritest person in the whole wide world!" Serena said with a hopeful face. "Ok." Rini bought it. She tossed her the chocolate. Serena ate it in one bite. "Pig." Lita as she was undressing in the middle of the church to put on her black dress and shoes, while they where still on the tube. (the tube is the TV for the less smart ppl). "LITA!!!" Mina basically screeched. "I told you I wanted to go gothic!!" "Oh my god." Rei said as she and Haruka walked over there. "So yall are finally done?" Serena inquired as she was looking in the TV camera. "HI MOM!!" They all just kinda stared at her.
"Um. Excuse me." said a voice from behind. "Um... Serena,...COME HERE!!!" Mina called for her. "Why?" "Are you hungry?" "Well, of course!!" "Come and get it!!" Serena turned around to see a 550 doughnut staring at her. It's chocolatey evilness to your tooth had taken a toll on Serena. Immediately, she was on the monster doughnut faster than a pack o' dogs on a three legged cat. "Where've ya been all my life??" Serena asked the killer doughnut. Just she was about to take a bite of the chocolate evilness, a deep, voice that only could be made by an enormouse man said, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DOUGHNUT??!!??" They all turned around agian to see a 9,000 pound plumber lookin at Serena. Serena didn't wanna give up the doughnut so she ripped off her her clothes and started humpin' it. "Serena, do you realize that's a doughnut you're havin sex with?" Haruka questioned her. "SO!! IT'S MY DOUGHNUT NOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Serena went crazy over the doughnut. "Preist, marry me and my doughnut NOW!" "Uhhh...okay."
"Will you walk me down the aisle?" Serena asked the plumber. "Okay." the plumber agreed. 'Dun dun dundun! Dun dun dundun!' the music played. Vegeta was totally oblivious to what was going on. Because after Rei told the world she was a lesbian, he went in search of a TV. He had found one near by and pulled out a PS2 out of his cats fur. "Good storage place." he had said when he pluged it all up and started to play Kingdom Hearts. (is that for the PS2?) But anyway, Serena walked down the aisle with the plumber, arm in arm. By the way, she was still in the nude. Finally, they got to the end of the aisle. The preist went through the usual stuff, "...to have and to hold, for better or worse..." "Do you, Doughnut, take Serena Tsukino to be your wife?" Just then, Jeprody music started playing. Doo doo doo do doo doo dooo...ect. "Yes" the doughnut said as it turned to look at Serena. " I DO!" Serena said before he could ask the question. "You are now, Doughnut and Wife. You may eat the groom." OWMMM!! Serena started to munch on the doughnut till she couldn't stand it. She ate the rest of it whole. "Well, lets go girls!" Serena said. Mina was so stunned that Serena just got hitched to a doughnut, she produced cheese. She felt the need to take a shit, she she just took a crap there. The cheese she produced passed through her ass onto Michiru's lap. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Michiru grabed the cheese and ate it. She felt a funny feeling run through her. "Ooooooh!" she moaned 'cause of the immense pain that swept through her. Then, there was a big ol' bang! Michiru was now a male hermaphrodite. Almost immediatly, she became less intelegent. (no offense to the guys who read this). "Hey sexy!" The new male Michiru hit on Vegeta. "Hey ugly!" he replied. "Don't mess with me when I'ma playin' my PS2!!!" he informed male Michiru. "You're just so hurtfull!!!" She said as she stomped outta the room crying. Vegeta resumed his game. "Bitch..." Vegeta said under his breath. "Mina heard the foul word and it seemed to trigger something inside of her. She went into a shittin' fit and crapped cheese out every where. Serena was still hungry so she opened her huge mouth and ate every last cheese ball fired outta Mina'ass.
"Hey, Lita, whatever happened to those flying purple marshmallow monkeys?" Mina asked between every other shit. "I could've swore I heard them! I guess not. Oh well." Lita said hanging her head. "They will come in time, Lita." Naoko said to comfort her. "Okay! Everybody, let's go home!" "Okay!" Everyone there said as they all walked out the double doors arm in arm. As Lita was walkin up to her front door, she slipped on an ice cube and died
*FIN*
Okay, what did ya think? Should I write another SM story just as bizarre? Tell me!! =} L8ER!!
Chapter 4| A doughnut, a plumber, and the power of cheese
"Lita, are you crazy or somethin'?" Mina inquired looking around seeing no flying purple marshmallow monkeys. "THEY'RE REAL MINA!! DO NOT QUESTION YOUR FELLOW SCOUT!" Naoko Takeuchi, the creator of Sailor Moon, bellowed at Mina. Mina was utterly bewildered. "Uh." was all she could say. "Oh goody! Mum's here!" Serena said, referring to Naoko. "Serena, she is not your mom." said the ghost of Rini. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU FATHER FUCKIN BITCH ASS WHORE MOTHER FUCKER!!!" Serena shouted to her former daughter. "Fine. Be that way! See if I give you this chocolate now!" "Rini, dear, you're my most favoritest person in the whole wide world!" Serena said with a hopeful face. "Ok." Rini bought it. She tossed her the chocolate. Serena ate it in one bite. "Pig." Lita as she was undressing in the middle of the church to put on her black dress and shoes, while they where still on the tube. (the tube is the TV for the less smart ppl). "LITA!!!" Mina basically screeched. "I told you I wanted to go gothic!!" "Oh my god." Rei said as she and Haruka walked over there. "So yall are finally done?" Serena inquired as she was looking in the TV camera. "HI MOM!!" They all just kinda stared at her.
"Um. Excuse me." said a voice from behind. "Um... Serena,...COME HERE!!!" Mina called for her. "Why?" "Are you hungry?" "Well, of course!!" "Come and get it!!" Serena turned around to see a 550 doughnut staring at her. It's chocolatey evilness to your tooth had taken a toll on Serena. Immediately, she was on the monster doughnut faster than a pack o' dogs on a three legged cat. "Where've ya been all my life??" Serena asked the killer doughnut. Just she was about to take a bite of the chocolate evilness, a deep, voice that only could be made by an enormouse man said, "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DOUGHNUT??!!??" They all turned around agian to see a 9,000 pound plumber lookin at Serena. Serena didn't wanna give up the doughnut so she ripped off her her clothes and started humpin' it. "Serena, do you realize that's a doughnut you're havin sex with?" Haruka questioned her. "SO!! IT'S MY DOUGHNUT NOW!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Serena went crazy over the doughnut. "Preist, marry me and my doughnut NOW!" "Uhhh...okay."
"Will you walk me down the aisle?" Serena asked the plumber. "Okay." the plumber agreed. 'Dun dun dundun! Dun dun dundun!' the music played. Vegeta was totally oblivious to what was going on. Because after Rei told the world she was a lesbian, he went in search of a TV. He had found one near by and pulled out a PS2 out of his cats fur. "Good storage place." he had said when he pluged it all up and started to play Kingdom Hearts. (is that for the PS2?) But anyway, Serena walked down the aisle with the plumber, arm in arm. By the way, she was still in the nude. Finally, they got to the end of the aisle. The preist went through the usual stuff, "...to have and to hold, for better or worse..." "Do you, Doughnut, take Serena Tsukino to be your wife?" Just then, Jeprody music started playing. Doo doo doo do doo doo dooo...ect. "Yes" the doughnut said as it turned to look at Serena. " I DO!" Serena said before he could ask the question. "You are now, Doughnut and Wife. You may eat the groom." OWMMM!! Serena started to munch on the doughnut till she couldn't stand it. She ate the rest of it whole. "Well, lets go girls!" Serena said. Mina was so stunned that Serena just got hitched to a doughnut, she produced cheese. She felt the need to take a shit, she she just took a crap there. The cheese she produced passed through her ass onto Michiru's lap. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Michiru grabed the cheese and ate it. She felt a funny feeling run through her. "Ooooooh!" she moaned 'cause of the immense pain that swept through her. Then, there was a big ol' bang! Michiru was now a male hermaphrodite. Almost immediatly, she became less intelegent. (no offense to the guys who read this). "Hey sexy!" The new male Michiru hit on Vegeta. "Hey ugly!" he replied. "Don't mess with me when I'ma playin' my PS2!!!" he informed male Michiru. "You're just so hurtfull!!!" She said as she stomped outta the room crying. Vegeta resumed his game. "Bitch..." Vegeta said under his breath. "Mina heard the foul word and it seemed to trigger something inside of her. She went into a shittin' fit and crapped cheese out every where. Serena was still hungry so she opened her huge mouth and ate every last cheese ball fired outta Mina'ass.
"Hey, Lita, whatever happened to those flying purple marshmallow monkeys?" Mina asked between every other shit. "I could've swore I heard them! I guess not. Oh well." Lita said hanging her head. "They will come in time, Lita." Naoko said to comfort her. "Okay! Everybody, let's go home!" "Okay!" Everyone there said as they all walked out the double doors arm in arm. As Lita was walkin up to her front door, she slipped on an ice cube and died
*FIN*
Okay, what did ya think? Should I write another SM story just as bizarre? Tell me!! =} L8ER!!