A/N Hey, you may have read this before and this is because karly_ann134 gave this to me to finish. The first 5 chapters are hers. ALL HERS! After that, they are mine! Muahahahha! The idea belongs to her and the 5 chapters. Now that we have made that clear. NO OWN!
Welcome back everyone to…
TORTALLAN BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!!
Me: Welcome one, welcome all, to another day in the Big Brother household! We will now cross into the house. It is the day after the sleeping arrangements were made, the head of food orders were picked and after the first conflict between Jon and Thayet!!
3.1 BEDROOM TWO
Jon: Thayet, darling wake up!
Thayet: whazzawhywhatsgoinonhere – ah! Jon! Why are you shaking me! Why are you even talking to me?! We're in a fight, remember?
Jon: I thought that was all yesterday.
Thayet: Hmph! Men! *Rolls over in bed*
Jon: *sigh*
3.2 BEDROOM ONE
Cleon: Wake up my rosebud!
Kel: I'm awake you idiot.
Cleon: How come your eyes are closed my petal?
Kel: I'm thinking.
Cleon: About…?
Kel: About stuff.
Dom: Cleon, I think that's a hint for you not to pry.
Cleon: I'll think what I think and I think that that wasn't a hint.
Kel: actually it was.
Dom: I told you so.
Cleon (mocking Dom): 'I told you so'.
Kel: Don't be mean Dom.
*Cleon pulls a face at Dom*
3.3 COMMON ROOM
**At this point in time (three hours after Dawn) five people are in the common room; Jon, Roger, Neal, George and Joren**
Neal: So, men's meeting is it?
Roger: You mean one man, a wus (dunno how to spell that) King, a thief, a childish knight and a weak squire.
Joren: I'm not weak! That damn girl witched me!
*Neal snorts*
Neal: I'm no kid!
Jon: Who are you calling a wus?!
George: I was once I thief, but I know be a baron. But believe me, you give me reason to dislike you, I'd watch those precious robes of yours. *Winks at Roger*
*Roger scowls*
Neal: Who's the man?
*Roger scowls again*
**At present Alanna walks into the room**
*Roger's scowl deepens*
Alanna (cheerfully): what's up your a** my dear sorcerer?
Jon: Alanna, hello.
Alanna: Hello Jon. Thayet talking to you yet? *Grins evilly* *Jon turns red*
**Kel and Cleon enter Common room, arguing together**
Kel: Cleon, no! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, no!
Cleon: Jeez, Kel, no need to get so worked up about it!
Kel: You're constantly harassing me about it!
Cleon: I'll stop, I promise *raises right hand* Swear by Mithros.
Kel (hesitantly): Well, ok.
Joren: What was that about?
Cleon & Kel (a little too innocently): Nothing.
**A yawning/stretching Thayet enters Common room**
Jon: Good morning my darling wife.
Thayet (completely ignoring Jon): Hello Roger, Neal, Keladry, Cleon, Joren, George.
Alanna: What about me?
Thayet (scowling): What about you?
Alanna: Hey, I am not, I repeat NOT having anything to do with the wild rumours. I completely deny them but it's ok if you're mad at Jon as long as you talk to me.
Thayet: Well…
Alanna: remember I saved you and Buri. You owe me one.
Thayet: But we cared for you after you obtained the Dominion Jewel.
Alanna: With the help of Liam.
Thayet: Yeah, but we still put in. Remember Liam helped you save Buri and I anyway. We're still even.
Alanna: Well, well… you stole my guy!
Thayet: WHAT?!
Alanna (laughing): You sound just like the time I told you you'd make a better queen than me!
Thayet: Oh yeah! *Laughs with Alanna* Sorry bud.
Alanna (still laughing): That's ok Thayet.
Neal: Are we missing something?
Kel: I need to get something. *Disappears into bedroom two (not her bedroom by the way*
3.4 BEDROOM TWO
Kel: Daine, hi.
Daine: Hey Kel.
Delia: So you're Kel?
Kel: Yeah.
Delia: You look too stocky to be a woman.
Kel: Thanks.
Daine: So what's up Kel?
Kel: Oh nothing. I'm getting a bit tired of Cleon though.
Daine: What's he doing?
Kel: He's been really great and stuff, you know, being cute and sweet and non-pressuring, but now he's being quite – I don't know, just, just such a – a guy.
Delia: In what way?
Kel: You know.
Daine: what?
Kel (going red): Ah, like, um… the thing married couples do.
Delia: clue…
Kel: Bed each other.
Daine: Oh.
Delia: Just talk to him. Tell him how you feel.
Kel: You know, you're right. You're ok for a crazed psychopath woman.
Delia: It's a rare occasion. Don't get used to it.
This is Big Brother. Please meet at the meal table in two minutes.
**At the table 2 minutes later**
Numair: So why are we here?
You are here to eat.
Dom: To eat what?
Look in the pantry.
*George gets up and opens the pantry. In there are forty-odd stacks of dried meat and thirty-odd stacks of dried fruit. Also two jugs of warm water*
Dig in.
Thayet: You expect us to eat that?!
Yes, AND IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, GO INTO THE DIARY ROOM.
*Thayet bravely gets up and enters the diary room. She emerges sometime later balling her eyes out*
Now EAT!
**The time is now mid-afternoon**
This is Big Brother. As I call you, you will each enter the diary room for nominations. You will select one person for one point, one person for two points, and one person for three points. The person with three points is the person you want most to go. First up: Cleon.
**In the diary room**
Cleon, who do you want to nominate for one point?
Cleon: For one point, Joren.
Why?
Cleon: He poses as a threat against Kel and my love.
Two Points?
Cleon: Dom.
Why?
Cleon: He poses as a threat against Kel and my love. Remember when I caught him flirting with her?!
Three points?
Cleon: Neal.
Why?
Cleon: He poses as a threat against Kel and my love. Remember when Dom was flirting with Kel? Well Neal's related to Dom! And the whole "Nealan" thing is getting on my nerves.
Well someone's a bit possessive…
**Cleon emerges**
Alanna.
**Alanna enters diary room**
Alanna, who would you like to nominate for one point?
Alanna: Jon.
Why?
Alanna: dunno. But he's annoying Thayet, and she's like, my best friend.
Two points?
Alanna: Neal. I had to spend enough time with him while he was my squire. Believe me, that time was enough.
Three points?
Alanna: Roger. If I don't kill him a third time before he goes.
Me: Alanna, you CAN'T KILL THE CONTESTANTS.
Alanna: Oh yeah.
(A/N – I can't be bothered doing the whole thing 11 more times so I'll just put who nominates who for how many points an why)
KEL –
1 – Cleon. He's way too possessive of me in this house.
2 – Joren. He gives me the shivers, still.
3 – Thayet. She's such a sook!
GEORGE –
1 – Roger. He's evil and he doesn't like my wife.
2 – Thayet. How much can one woman cry?!
3 – Dom. He's annoying me for some reason.
JOREN –
1 – Neal. Never did like that clown.
2 – Cleon. Big oaf. Hope he dies under the Black God's eye.
3 – King Jonathan. How could he let Keladry stay?
DOM –
1 – Neal. My cousin is so annoying.
2 – Numair. I think just because he's such a powerful mage he's the best.
3 – Thayet. God, she's so babyish!
THAYET –
1 – Jon. Need I give reason?
2 – Jon. Need I give reason?
3 – Jon. Need I give reason?
Me: You can't vote for the same person three times.
Thayet: I'm queen, I can.
Me: I'm the author, no you can't.
Thayet: Fine. 1, George, 2, Alanna, 3, Jon.
JON –
1 – Delia. Spiteful cow.
2 – Alanna. Maybe if she goes Thayet will talk to me.
3 – Roger. If he hadn't said anything, nothing would have happened.
NUMAIR –
1 – Thayet. What a baby!
2 – Roger. A man dead twice should stay dead.
3 – Joren. I seem to remember a time when he was fighting with Page Keladry… Daine likes Keladry…
DAINE –
1 – Cleon. He seems to be annoying Kel.
2 – Roger. I think he unnerves Numair.
3 – I'm sorry, but Thayet. She's getting on my nerves!
DELIA –
1 – Jon. How dare he leave me for Alanna and Thayet?
2 – Alanna. She took him first.
3 – Thayet. She took him second.
ROGER –
1 – Thayet. Bloody K'mir.
2 – Jon. How dare he claim my throne…
3 – Alanna. If not for her…
NEAL –
1 – Daine. She's nice and everything, but how come she goes off with Numair? He's too old.
2 – Numair. He's too old for Daine.
3 – Cleon. That "pearl of my heart" stuff really gets to you.
SO! The three Tortallans that have been nominated to leave the house are –
THAYET! With 15 nominations.
ROGER! With 11 nominations. AAANNNDDDDD………….
JON! With 10 nominations.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN BY KARLY_ANN. NOT ME! SHE WAS SO NICE TO ALLOW ME TO FINISH THIS AND I AM SOO HONORED.
Lady Alanna Salmalin of Conte, the Queen of Fluff
Welcome back everyone to…
TORTALLAN BIG BROTHER!!!!!!!!!
Me: Welcome one, welcome all, to another day in the Big Brother household! We will now cross into the house. It is the day after the sleeping arrangements were made, the head of food orders were picked and after the first conflict between Jon and Thayet!!
3.1 BEDROOM TWO
Jon: Thayet, darling wake up!
Thayet: whazzawhywhatsgoinonhere – ah! Jon! Why are you shaking me! Why are you even talking to me?! We're in a fight, remember?
Jon: I thought that was all yesterday.
Thayet: Hmph! Men! *Rolls over in bed*
Jon: *sigh*
3.2 BEDROOM ONE
Cleon: Wake up my rosebud!
Kel: I'm awake you idiot.
Cleon: How come your eyes are closed my petal?
Kel: I'm thinking.
Cleon: About…?
Kel: About stuff.
Dom: Cleon, I think that's a hint for you not to pry.
Cleon: I'll think what I think and I think that that wasn't a hint.
Kel: actually it was.
Dom: I told you so.
Cleon (mocking Dom): 'I told you so'.
Kel: Don't be mean Dom.
*Cleon pulls a face at Dom*
3.3 COMMON ROOM
**At this point in time (three hours after Dawn) five people are in the common room; Jon, Roger, Neal, George and Joren**
Neal: So, men's meeting is it?
Roger: You mean one man, a wus (dunno how to spell that) King, a thief, a childish knight and a weak squire.
Joren: I'm not weak! That damn girl witched me!
*Neal snorts*
Neal: I'm no kid!
Jon: Who are you calling a wus?!
George: I was once I thief, but I know be a baron. But believe me, you give me reason to dislike you, I'd watch those precious robes of yours. *Winks at Roger*
*Roger scowls*
Neal: Who's the man?
*Roger scowls again*
**At present Alanna walks into the room**
*Roger's scowl deepens*
Alanna (cheerfully): what's up your a** my dear sorcerer?
Jon: Alanna, hello.
Alanna: Hello Jon. Thayet talking to you yet? *Grins evilly* *Jon turns red*
**Kel and Cleon enter Common room, arguing together**
Kel: Cleon, no! If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, no!
Cleon: Jeez, Kel, no need to get so worked up about it!
Kel: You're constantly harassing me about it!
Cleon: I'll stop, I promise *raises right hand* Swear by Mithros.
Kel (hesitantly): Well, ok.
Joren: What was that about?
Cleon & Kel (a little too innocently): Nothing.
**A yawning/stretching Thayet enters Common room**
Jon: Good morning my darling wife.
Thayet (completely ignoring Jon): Hello Roger, Neal, Keladry, Cleon, Joren, George.
Alanna: What about me?
Thayet (scowling): What about you?
Alanna: Hey, I am not, I repeat NOT having anything to do with the wild rumours. I completely deny them but it's ok if you're mad at Jon as long as you talk to me.
Thayet: Well…
Alanna: remember I saved you and Buri. You owe me one.
Thayet: But we cared for you after you obtained the Dominion Jewel.
Alanna: With the help of Liam.
Thayet: Yeah, but we still put in. Remember Liam helped you save Buri and I anyway. We're still even.
Alanna: Well, well… you stole my guy!
Thayet: WHAT?!
Alanna (laughing): You sound just like the time I told you you'd make a better queen than me!
Thayet: Oh yeah! *Laughs with Alanna* Sorry bud.
Alanna (still laughing): That's ok Thayet.
Neal: Are we missing something?
Kel: I need to get something. *Disappears into bedroom two (not her bedroom by the way*
3.4 BEDROOM TWO
Kel: Daine, hi.
Daine: Hey Kel.
Delia: So you're Kel?
Kel: Yeah.
Delia: You look too stocky to be a woman.
Kel: Thanks.
Daine: So what's up Kel?
Kel: Oh nothing. I'm getting a bit tired of Cleon though.
Daine: What's he doing?
Kel: He's been really great and stuff, you know, being cute and sweet and non-pressuring, but now he's being quite – I don't know, just, just such a – a guy.
Delia: In what way?
Kel: You know.
Daine: what?
Kel (going red): Ah, like, um… the thing married couples do.
Delia: clue…
Kel: Bed each other.
Daine: Oh.
Delia: Just talk to him. Tell him how you feel.
Kel: You know, you're right. You're ok for a crazed psychopath woman.
Delia: It's a rare occasion. Don't get used to it.
This is Big Brother. Please meet at the meal table in two minutes.
**At the table 2 minutes later**
Numair: So why are we here?
You are here to eat.
Dom: To eat what?
Look in the pantry.
*George gets up and opens the pantry. In there are forty-odd stacks of dried meat and thirty-odd stacks of dried fruit. Also two jugs of warm water*
Dig in.
Thayet: You expect us to eat that?!
Yes, AND IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, GO INTO THE DIARY ROOM.
*Thayet bravely gets up and enters the diary room. She emerges sometime later balling her eyes out*
Now EAT!
**The time is now mid-afternoon**
This is Big Brother. As I call you, you will each enter the diary room for nominations. You will select one person for one point, one person for two points, and one person for three points. The person with three points is the person you want most to go. First up: Cleon.
**In the diary room**
Cleon, who do you want to nominate for one point?
Cleon: For one point, Joren.
Why?
Cleon: He poses as a threat against Kel and my love.
Two Points?
Cleon: Dom.
Why?
Cleon: He poses as a threat against Kel and my love. Remember when I caught him flirting with her?!
Three points?
Cleon: Neal.
Why?
Cleon: He poses as a threat against Kel and my love. Remember when Dom was flirting with Kel? Well Neal's related to Dom! And the whole "Nealan" thing is getting on my nerves.
Well someone's a bit possessive…
**Cleon emerges**
Alanna.
**Alanna enters diary room**
Alanna, who would you like to nominate for one point?
Alanna: Jon.
Why?
Alanna: dunno. But he's annoying Thayet, and she's like, my best friend.
Two points?
Alanna: Neal. I had to spend enough time with him while he was my squire. Believe me, that time was enough.
Three points?
Alanna: Roger. If I don't kill him a third time before he goes.
Me: Alanna, you CAN'T KILL THE CONTESTANTS.
Alanna: Oh yeah.
(A/N – I can't be bothered doing the whole thing 11 more times so I'll just put who nominates who for how many points an why)
KEL –
1 – Cleon. He's way too possessive of me in this house.
2 – Joren. He gives me the shivers, still.
3 – Thayet. She's such a sook!
GEORGE –
1 – Roger. He's evil and he doesn't like my wife.
2 – Thayet. How much can one woman cry?!
3 – Dom. He's annoying me for some reason.
JOREN –
1 – Neal. Never did like that clown.
2 – Cleon. Big oaf. Hope he dies under the Black God's eye.
3 – King Jonathan. How could he let Keladry stay?
DOM –
1 – Neal. My cousin is so annoying.
2 – Numair. I think just because he's such a powerful mage he's the best.
3 – Thayet. God, she's so babyish!
THAYET –
1 – Jon. Need I give reason?
2 – Jon. Need I give reason?
3 – Jon. Need I give reason?
Me: You can't vote for the same person three times.
Thayet: I'm queen, I can.
Me: I'm the author, no you can't.
Thayet: Fine. 1, George, 2, Alanna, 3, Jon.
JON –
1 – Delia. Spiteful cow.
2 – Alanna. Maybe if she goes Thayet will talk to me.
3 – Roger. If he hadn't said anything, nothing would have happened.
NUMAIR –
1 – Thayet. What a baby!
2 – Roger. A man dead twice should stay dead.
3 – Joren. I seem to remember a time when he was fighting with Page Keladry… Daine likes Keladry…
DAINE –
1 – Cleon. He seems to be annoying Kel.
2 – Roger. I think he unnerves Numair.
3 – I'm sorry, but Thayet. She's getting on my nerves!
DELIA –
1 – Jon. How dare he leave me for Alanna and Thayet?
2 – Alanna. She took him first.
3 – Thayet. She took him second.
ROGER –
1 – Thayet. Bloody K'mir.
2 – Jon. How dare he claim my throne…
3 – Alanna. If not for her…
NEAL –
1 – Daine. She's nice and everything, but how come she goes off with Numair? He's too old.
2 – Numair. He's too old for Daine.
3 – Cleon. That "pearl of my heart" stuff really gets to you.
SO! The three Tortallans that have been nominated to leave the house are –
THAYET! With 15 nominations.
ROGER! With 11 nominations. AAANNNDDDDD………….
JON! With 10 nominations.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN BY KARLY_ANN. NOT ME! SHE WAS SO NICE TO ALLOW ME TO FINISH THIS AND I AM SOO HONORED.
Lady Alanna Salmalin of Conte, the Queen of Fluff