A/N Hey, this is my SECOND chapter! Yay! *cheers* *one boo* Oh shut up!!!!!! Stop it! Argh!
Anyway, this is the chapter where I get to make someone leave! Yay!!!! Woooohoooooo! Of course, I wouldn't have been able to do it alone. Thank you reviewers.
Tortallan Big Brother
Me: Hey! Welcome back to Tortallan Big Brother! I suppose the first thing we should do is to announce the one who has been evicted!
All: Yeah! Tell us!
Me: Of course. *grabs envelope* And this week's evicted one is.........*opens envelope* *looks confused* Harry Potter?
*Harry Potter stands up*
Harry: *sniff* I don't wanna leave! I wanna stay here with my friends Ron and Hermione! I don't wanna leave my girlfriend! Hermione! I don't wanna leave you!
Hermione: I'm so sorry, Harry. *hugs Harry*
Tortallans: *stare*
Draco: Oh quit your sniveling, Potter. And besides, Hermione is MY girlfriend.
Harry: *to Hermione* Is this true?
Ron: Course not! Hermione's my girlfriend!
Snape: I think you are very much mistaken, Weasley. She would be MY girlfriend.
Sirius: Put a sock in it, Snape. She's MINE!
Snape: Black! I should've known!
Sirius: Dang right you should've known that Hermione was my girlfriend.
Snape: NO! I should've known that you would be here!
Sirius: Snape, we're in the same bedroom. You should've known.
Snape: *nervous* Of course, I knew that!
Sirius: *laughs*
Snape: *curses Sirius*
*Sirius and Snape duel*
Jon: Who are these people?
George: I don't know......but they're cool!
Jon: *stares at George*
Viktor: Hold on a second! Hermy-own-ninny is my girlfriend!
Harry, Ron, Snape, Sirius, Draco: *stare at Viktor*
Hermione: *runs over to Viktor and kisses him*
*Viktor and Hermione walk out of the room*
Harry, Ron, Snape, Sirius, Draco: *walk out of the room, chatting*
Me: That was.......weird.
Numair: You didn't know that was going to happen?
Me: *shocked* You think I did???? Of course not! What probably happened is that the HP Big Brother host and I accidently switched envelopes..........*wide eyed* Oh no.....
*HP BIG BROTHER*
HP BB host: And the evicted one is............*confused* Joren? Who the heck is Joren?
Cho: He's probably blonde.
*all stare at Draco*
Draco: What???
Harry: You're blonde.
Draco: So? *realizes* NO! No! I am NOT this Joren dude! *runs away*
All: *chase after him*
Draco: *screams* *keeps running*
*************
*Back to Tortallan Big Brother*
Me: Scary......Anyway, the evicted one is...
Delia: You said you didn't have the envelope!
Me: The envelope was only to make it look all formal and stuff. I know who leaves because I added the votes!!!!! With (a/n and this number is TRUE) 45 votes, Joren leaves!
Joren: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *sniff*
Me: Go pack!
Joren: But, I don't wanna!
Me: DO IT!
Joren: NO!
Me: *uses author-magic to start Joren on fire*
Joren: Aaaaaaaaaaahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! *jumps around like a lunatic*
Kel: *laughs*
All other: *laugh*
Joren: Shut up!
All others: Make us!
Joren: Shut up now! Owie!
Me: Joren, go pack and the fire will go away.
Joren: NEVER!
Me: Tough then.
Delia: *giggles* Joren, you truly are hot!
Joren: OH! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! *hops around*
*2 hours laters*
Joren: My shoes melted!
Me: Will you go pack now?
Joren: Fine. *flames are gone*
Daine: Joren, next time I suggest you wear sunscreen before going out into flames!
Joren: *crispy red* Shut up. *goes and packs*
All others: *continue to laugh*
Joren: *walks over to portal with bag over shoulder* *punches Kel*
Kel: Owie!
Joren: *Snickers*
Neal: *tackles Joren* *punches him*
Joren: AAAAaaaaaahiiiiiiii!!
Jon: *pulls Neal off Joren*
Numair: *throws Joren into portal*
*Joren disappears*
A/N I hope you guys didn't mind the Harry Potter thing. It hit me and I couldn't stop writing it in.
Continue to leave your votes. They'll be added up for the next chapter.
Lady Alanna Salmalin of Conte, the Queen of Fluff
Anyway, this is the chapter where I get to make someone leave! Yay!!!! Woooohoooooo! Of course, I wouldn't have been able to do it alone. Thank you reviewers.
Tortallan Big Brother
Me: Hey! Welcome back to Tortallan Big Brother! I suppose the first thing we should do is to announce the one who has been evicted!
All: Yeah! Tell us!
Me: Of course. *grabs envelope* And this week's evicted one is.........*opens envelope* *looks confused* Harry Potter?
*Harry Potter stands up*
Harry: *sniff* I don't wanna leave! I wanna stay here with my friends Ron and Hermione! I don't wanna leave my girlfriend! Hermione! I don't wanna leave you!
Hermione: I'm so sorry, Harry. *hugs Harry*
Tortallans: *stare*
Draco: Oh quit your sniveling, Potter. And besides, Hermione is MY girlfriend.
Harry: *to Hermione* Is this true?
Ron: Course not! Hermione's my girlfriend!
Snape: I think you are very much mistaken, Weasley. She would be MY girlfriend.
Sirius: Put a sock in it, Snape. She's MINE!
Snape: Black! I should've known!
Sirius: Dang right you should've known that Hermione was my girlfriend.
Snape: NO! I should've known that you would be here!
Sirius: Snape, we're in the same bedroom. You should've known.
Snape: *nervous* Of course, I knew that!
Sirius: *laughs*
Snape: *curses Sirius*
*Sirius and Snape duel*
Jon: Who are these people?
George: I don't know......but they're cool!
Jon: *stares at George*
Viktor: Hold on a second! Hermy-own-ninny is my girlfriend!
Harry, Ron, Snape, Sirius, Draco: *stare at Viktor*
Hermione: *runs over to Viktor and kisses him*
*Viktor and Hermione walk out of the room*
Harry, Ron, Snape, Sirius, Draco: *walk out of the room, chatting*
Me: That was.......weird.
Numair: You didn't know that was going to happen?
Me: *shocked* You think I did???? Of course not! What probably happened is that the HP Big Brother host and I accidently switched envelopes..........*wide eyed* Oh no.....
*HP BIG BROTHER*
HP BB host: And the evicted one is............*confused* Joren? Who the heck is Joren?
Cho: He's probably blonde.
*all stare at Draco*
Draco: What???
Harry: You're blonde.
Draco: So? *realizes* NO! No! I am NOT this Joren dude! *runs away*
All: *chase after him*
Draco: *screams* *keeps running*
*************
*Back to Tortallan Big Brother*
Me: Scary......Anyway, the evicted one is...
Delia: You said you didn't have the envelope!
Me: The envelope was only to make it look all formal and stuff. I know who leaves because I added the votes!!!!! With (a/n and this number is TRUE) 45 votes, Joren leaves!
Joren: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *sniff*
Me: Go pack!
Joren: But, I don't wanna!
Me: DO IT!
Joren: NO!
Me: *uses author-magic to start Joren on fire*
Joren: Aaaaaaaaaaahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! *jumps around like a lunatic*
Kel: *laughs*
All other: *laugh*
Joren: Shut up!
All others: Make us!
Joren: Shut up now! Owie!
Me: Joren, go pack and the fire will go away.
Joren: NEVER!
Me: Tough then.
Delia: *giggles* Joren, you truly are hot!
Joren: OH! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! *hops around*
*2 hours laters*
Joren: My shoes melted!
Me: Will you go pack now?
Joren: Fine. *flames are gone*
Daine: Joren, next time I suggest you wear sunscreen before going out into flames!
Joren: *crispy red* Shut up. *goes and packs*
All others: *continue to laugh*
Joren: *walks over to portal with bag over shoulder* *punches Kel*
Kel: Owie!
Joren: *Snickers*
Neal: *tackles Joren* *punches him*
Joren: AAAAaaaaaahiiiiiiii!!
Jon: *pulls Neal off Joren*
Numair: *throws Joren into portal*
*Joren disappears*
A/N I hope you guys didn't mind the Harry Potter thing. It hit me and I couldn't stop writing it in.
Continue to leave your votes. They'll be added up for the next chapter.
Lady Alanna Salmalin of Conte, the Queen of Fluff