A/N Hey, this is my THIRD chapter! Yay! *cheers* *one boo* Oh shut up!!!!!! Stop it! Argh!
Anyway, this is the chapter where I get to make someone leave! Yay!!!! Woooohoooooo! Of course, I wouldn't have been able to do it alone. Thank you reviewers.
Tortallan Big Brother
Me: Hey! Welcome back to Tortallan Big Brother! I suppose the first thing we should do is to announce the one who has been evicted!
Numair: But we didn't vote this time either.
Me: So? Two people DID vote.
Kel: Who?
Me: Two people. I don't remember who they were. Anyway, good bye DOM!!!
Dom: NOOOOO!!! *flames start around feets* *falls as ash then blows away*
Girls peeking in thru windows: NOOOOO!! NOT DOM!!! *sob*
Me: Pull yourselves together! Anyway, we're going to play another game.
George: I don't want to play a game. *is still bleeding from the ear* *has tissue to ear*
Med: Um, miss, I think we need to take Mr. Cooper to the hospital. He might die from blood loss.
Me: *is mad* Fine. But he is now evicted!! Muaha!!
Me: Back to the game. Let's see...what shall we play?
Jon: Let's play sleep.
Kel: Let's play 'Jungle.' *is watching Neal*
Neal: *looks scared* *scoots away from Kel*
Kel: NEAL!!! *chases after Neal*
Me: *still thinking* Ah, well, go have some fun.
Kel: *stops* Fun? *grinz* NEAL!!!! LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUUUN!!!
Neal: AAAAHHH!!!!
Jon: This is funny.
Numair: *nods* Wonder who'll win.
Jon: My bets Kel.
Numair: Really?
Jon: Yup.
Numair: Wanna play a card game?
Jon: Sure.
Numair: How about poker?
Jon: All right.
Kel: *hears the word poker* *catches Neal and drags him to go play poker too* We want to play.
Numair: All right.
Kel: Only, we wanna play strip poker.
Neal, Numair, and Jon: *pale*
Kel: *grinz*
*10 minutes later*
Jon: *shirtless*
Numair: *pantless, but still has his Spongebob boxers on*
Neal: *naked all except for his green thong that Kel made him where when she ruined all his underwear on purpose*
Jon: Kel, we don't want to play with you anymore. You're still fully clothed.
Kel: Well, I can fix that. *pulls off shirt* There.
Numair and Jon: *look down*
Neal: *looks down too*
*10 minutes later*
Kel: I win again. Okay..Hmm...Neal, off with the thong!!
Neal: *turns red and stands up* *pulls of the thong*
Kel: *gets up* *yawns* Well, I'm done with this game. *grabs Neal's hand and drags him away*
Jon and Numair: *exchange glances*
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Hope that was good enough for ya!! Vote, even if the people don't vote!!!!
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I am soo sorry it took so long to update. I feel bad now. *sniff* I hope you like! REVIEW!!!
Lady Alanna Salmalin of Conte, the Queen of Fluff
Anyway, this is the chapter where I get to make someone leave! Yay!!!! Woooohoooooo! Of course, I wouldn't have been able to do it alone. Thank you reviewers.
Tortallan Big Brother
Me: Hey! Welcome back to Tortallan Big Brother! I suppose the first thing we should do is to announce the one who has been evicted!
Numair: But we didn't vote this time either.
Me: So? Two people DID vote.
Kel: Who?
Me: Two people. I don't remember who they were. Anyway, good bye DOM!!!
Dom: NOOOOO!!! *flames start around feets* *falls as ash then blows away*
Girls peeking in thru windows: NOOOOO!! NOT DOM!!! *sob*
Me: Pull yourselves together! Anyway, we're going to play another game.
George: I don't want to play a game. *is still bleeding from the ear* *has tissue to ear*
Med: Um, miss, I think we need to take Mr. Cooper to the hospital. He might die from blood loss.
Me: *is mad* Fine. But he is now evicted!! Muaha!!
Me: Back to the game. Let's see...what shall we play?
Jon: Let's play sleep.
Kel: Let's play 'Jungle.' *is watching Neal*
Neal: *looks scared* *scoots away from Kel*
Kel: NEAL!!! *chases after Neal*
Me: *still thinking* Ah, well, go have some fun.
Kel: *stops* Fun? *grinz* NEAL!!!! LET'S GO HAVE SOME FUUUN!!!
Neal: AAAAHHH!!!!
Jon: This is funny.
Numair: *nods* Wonder who'll win.
Jon: My bets Kel.
Numair: Really?
Jon: Yup.
Numair: Wanna play a card game?
Jon: Sure.
Numair: How about poker?
Jon: All right.
Kel: *hears the word poker* *catches Neal and drags him to go play poker too* We want to play.
Numair: All right.
Kel: Only, we wanna play strip poker.
Neal, Numair, and Jon: *pale*
Kel: *grinz*
*10 minutes later*
Jon: *shirtless*
Numair: *pantless, but still has his Spongebob boxers on*
Neal: *naked all except for his green thong that Kel made him where when she ruined all his underwear on purpose*
Jon: Kel, we don't want to play with you anymore. You're still fully clothed.
Kel: Well, I can fix that. *pulls off shirt* There.
Numair and Jon: *look down*
Neal: *looks down too*
*10 minutes later*
Kel: I win again. Okay..Hmm...Neal, off with the thong!!
Neal: *turns red and stands up* *pulls of the thong*
Kel: *gets up* *yawns* Well, I'm done with this game. *grabs Neal's hand and drags him away*
Jon and Numair: *exchange glances*
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Hope that was good enough for ya!! Vote, even if the people don't vote!!!!
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I am soo sorry it took so long to update. I feel bad now. *sniff* I hope you like! REVIEW!!!
Lady Alanna Salmalin of Conte, the Queen of Fluff