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Thanks to our reviewers:

Faerie Fighter: There is nothing wrong with elves, we didn't know the song was gonna end up about elves, cuz we accidentally made it up. =P

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Karoo: Thankies, we're running out of stuff to write...



You guys get the picture, Amy and Emily helped me make up all of these.



RON LOVES ROCK 'N ROLL

((To the tune of Joan Jett's/Britney Spears' I Love Rock 'n Roll))

Hey

Is this thing on?



I saw her readin there by the record machine

I knew she must of been about 17

The beat was goin strong

Play her favorite song

I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with me

(Yeah with me)

I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with me

(Yeah with me)



CHORUS

Ron loves rock 'n roll

So put another sickle in the juke box baby

Ron loves rock 'n roll

So Hermione take your time and dance with me



Ow



I got up and asked Hermione for her name

She looked at me weird but that was okay

She said can I take ya home where we can be alone

And next we're movin on and she was with me

(Yeah with me)

And we we're movin on and readin that same old book

(Yeah with me)



CHORUS



Ow

Ron loves rock 'n roll

Cuz it soothes my soul yeah

Ron loves rock 'n roll

Yeah yeah yeah



She said can I take ya home where we can be alone

And next we're movin on and he was with me

(Yeah with me)

And we were movin on and readin that same old book

(Yeah with me)



CHORUS x5