***********The second chapter! Hope you enjoy, let me know what you think
of it OK? That would help a lot!********
Harry, Ron and Hermoine walked to the dungeon, trying to tell Ron what they meant.
'So, Snape has lost his mind thinking he's a bloody kangaroo???' Ron asked, a bit confused. Hermoine shook her head. 'You're fucking IMPOSSIBLE to talk to!!! Can't you just fucking LISTEN for 2 fucking minutes?!!!!'
'You sound like Ozzy Osbourne.' Harry commented.
'I'll just see that as a fucking compliment!'
Ron sighed and looked up to the sky. 'OK you guys, I give up, who is Ozzy Osbourne?' 'Bah you fucking pureblood!' Hermoine spat at him.
They (once again) sat down at their places, noticing Snape was already there, and not looking friendly.
When everyone sat on their places, Snape started talking. 'I had an idea for this lesson...' Everyone looked at each other, curiously, and slightly scared of what's going to happen. 'Let's...' Snape looked into the class, trying to suppress a smile. 'Pretend we're pirates!!!!!!' He yelled, and laughing his ass off while stamping on the floor with one foot. 'I wanna be the captain OK!!!'
Hermoine's eyes went big. 'What...the fuck...'
Snape took out his wand, and muttered a spell, while having the wand in his own direction. Suddenly, he wore a pirate costume.
'All on board mateys!' He did another spell and suddenly, a small pirate ship filled the dungeon.
'WHAT ARRRRE YOU ALL WAITING FORRR??' Snape yelled, trying to sound like a pirate, but terribly failed. 'THE SPELL IS "PIRATACUS"!!'
No one moved. 'YOU CAN CHOOSE! OR YOU'LL BECOME A PIRATE LIKE ME, OR I'LL GIVE YOU A MONTH DETENTION!'
Quickly, everyone did the spell and became 'pirates'. 'That's the spirit! Now, come on board!!!' Snape hopped into the ship, pretending his wand was a sword.
'ARRRRR MATEY!!!!!'
Everyone followed him, not very enthusiast. 'Yeah.. arrrr... and stuff...' Harry muttered, standing next to Snape, who was trying not to fall into the "waves of the ocean".
This went on for about a hour and a half. Snape was sweaty and tired. 'Ok.. Ok.. I had...enough of this game...' He said, making the ship disappear. 'Say, that was fun, wasn't it??' He looked around and saw that everyone was gone. 'Those damn kids...'
Harry sat in the Gryffondor common room, next to Hermoine and Ron. 'God... This just can't go on! We've got to stop him!!!'
'No shit, Sherlock. I want to fucking learn! I WANT THE OLD, FUCKING GRUMPY, FUCKING EVIL, FUCKING GRYFFONDOR HATING, FUCKING POTION MASTER BACK!! FUCK IT!' Hermoine shouted.
Everyone stared at her.
'Time of the month.' Ron whispered to Harry. 'Girls are weird.' He whispered back. They both nodded.
~~~~~~~~~~Already the end of chapter 2... I know this one kind of sucks, but hey, I'm trying!!!~~~~~~~~~~
Harry, Ron and Hermoine walked to the dungeon, trying to tell Ron what they meant.
'So, Snape has lost his mind thinking he's a bloody kangaroo???' Ron asked, a bit confused. Hermoine shook her head. 'You're fucking IMPOSSIBLE to talk to!!! Can't you just fucking LISTEN for 2 fucking minutes?!!!!'
'You sound like Ozzy Osbourne.' Harry commented.
'I'll just see that as a fucking compliment!'
Ron sighed and looked up to the sky. 'OK you guys, I give up, who is Ozzy Osbourne?' 'Bah you fucking pureblood!' Hermoine spat at him.
They (once again) sat down at their places, noticing Snape was already there, and not looking friendly.
When everyone sat on their places, Snape started talking. 'I had an idea for this lesson...' Everyone looked at each other, curiously, and slightly scared of what's going to happen. 'Let's...' Snape looked into the class, trying to suppress a smile. 'Pretend we're pirates!!!!!!' He yelled, and laughing his ass off while stamping on the floor with one foot. 'I wanna be the captain OK!!!'
Hermoine's eyes went big. 'What...the fuck...'
Snape took out his wand, and muttered a spell, while having the wand in his own direction. Suddenly, he wore a pirate costume.
'All on board mateys!' He did another spell and suddenly, a small pirate ship filled the dungeon.
'WHAT ARRRRE YOU ALL WAITING FORRR??' Snape yelled, trying to sound like a pirate, but terribly failed. 'THE SPELL IS "PIRATACUS"!!'
No one moved. 'YOU CAN CHOOSE! OR YOU'LL BECOME A PIRATE LIKE ME, OR I'LL GIVE YOU A MONTH DETENTION!'
Quickly, everyone did the spell and became 'pirates'. 'That's the spirit! Now, come on board!!!' Snape hopped into the ship, pretending his wand was a sword.
'ARRRRR MATEY!!!!!'
Everyone followed him, not very enthusiast. 'Yeah.. arrrr... and stuff...' Harry muttered, standing next to Snape, who was trying not to fall into the "waves of the ocean".
This went on for about a hour and a half. Snape was sweaty and tired. 'Ok.. Ok.. I had...enough of this game...' He said, making the ship disappear. 'Say, that was fun, wasn't it??' He looked around and saw that everyone was gone. 'Those damn kids...'
Harry sat in the Gryffondor common room, next to Hermoine and Ron. 'God... This just can't go on! We've got to stop him!!!'
'No shit, Sherlock. I want to fucking learn! I WANT THE OLD, FUCKING GRUMPY, FUCKING EVIL, FUCKING GRYFFONDOR HATING, FUCKING POTION MASTER BACK!! FUCK IT!' Hermoine shouted.
Everyone stared at her.
'Time of the month.' Ron whispered to Harry. 'Girls are weird.' He whispered back. They both nodded.
~~~~~~~~~~Already the end of chapter 2... I know this one kind of sucks, but hey, I'm trying!!!~~~~~~~~~~