~~~~~~~~NEW CHAPTER! YEAAAAHH!! HOORAY!!!!!! MAUAHAHA... Yeah ok that's
about enough now... I thought this chapter up at night... Spooky eh! I
always get inspiration at night... o_O... JUST READ THE DAMN CHAPTER COME
ON PEOPLE!!!!~~~~~~~~
'Oh man, I'm so sorry for being such a bitch to you!' Hermoine said, clamping on to Harry's leg.
'Yes, it's OK 'Mione... now, please.. let me go...' Harry pleaded.
'WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING APOLIGISE AND IT'S FUCKING NOT GOOD?!! YOU FUCKER! I JUST FUCKING READ SOME FUCKING BOOKS IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY, ALL BY MY FUCKING SELF, AND FUCKING CRYING MYSELF TO FUCKING SLEEP!!!!!' Hermoine screamed, making Harry run away.
****Kermit the Frog voice: That very same daaaaay...****
Ron and Harry ran to the dungeon, again being late for Potions.
'Why the Hell are we running?! Snape won't notice anyway...' Harry said, slowing down. 'But what if he isn't "stoned" today?' Ron said, worried.
They looked at each other. '...Nahhhh...' They walked as slow as they could further.
###############IN DA MEANTIME################
Snape was sitting at his desk, pissed off. Just like the old days.
'I certainly hope Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley be here soon... or another 30 points will be taken from Gryffindor...' He commented, amused.
Draco flipped trough his book, pointed at a picture of some kind of...person... and said to Crabbe, grinning, 'Look at this guy! He looks like a fucking clown!'
They heard a loud noise. Looking up, they saw that Snape fell backwards off his chair, and crawling to the corner of the room.
They all stared at him, while he sat against the wall, knees up to his chest, his eyes going left to right every second, breathing heavily, saying 'Clowns are trying to get me, clowns are trying to get me...'
'It's OK, professor, there are no fucking clowns here.' Hermoine walked up to him, smiling, trying to let him trust her.
A clown with messy green hair and an orange hat came to get him! 'I'm gonna EAT YOU UP!!!!!!!' it said, grinning.
'AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!' Snape yelled. 'GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME PLEAASEEE!!!'
Someone took Hermoine by the hand and said 'You better sit down...' Hermoine shrugged and walked back to her seat.
The person looked at Snape, who was still trembling in fear.
'It's OK, she's gone.' He said.
'Mommy??' Snape managed to say.
'Almost,' The person smiled. 'Harry.'
After Potion class, Harry hurried up to Hermoine.
'Listen, I'm very sorry that I offended you.' Harry said. 'Nah it's OK. I was a bitch. Thank God it's over... for a month...' Hermoine replied.
'What was up with Snape??' Ron asked, curious. 'Isn't that obvious?! He's paranoia! I think Dumbledore is trying to get him clean again, which causes confusing in Snape's mind.' Hermoine said, wisely.
'How do you know all that?' Harry said, puzzled.
'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKER IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS I'VE NEVER BEEN A FUCKING CRACK-WHORE NOW FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!!!' Hermoine yelled, running away.
'...' Ron and Harry looked at each other. 'Did you know that?'
~~~~~~~~Ahhh chapter's done! Hope you liked it. By the way, I'm not making fun of people with fear of clowns. I have it too. A bit. They scare me. * twitches* Yeah... Can't sleep... clown will eat me...~~~~~~~~~~~~
'Oh man, I'm so sorry for being such a bitch to you!' Hermoine said, clamping on to Harry's leg.
'Yes, it's OK 'Mione... now, please.. let me go...' Harry pleaded.
'WHAT THE FUCK I FUCKING APOLIGISE AND IT'S FUCKING NOT GOOD?!! YOU FUCKER! I JUST FUCKING READ SOME FUCKING BOOKS IN THE FUCKING LIBRARY, ALL BY MY FUCKING SELF, AND FUCKING CRYING MYSELF TO FUCKING SLEEP!!!!!' Hermoine screamed, making Harry run away.
****Kermit the Frog voice: That very same daaaaay...****
Ron and Harry ran to the dungeon, again being late for Potions.
'Why the Hell are we running?! Snape won't notice anyway...' Harry said, slowing down. 'But what if he isn't "stoned" today?' Ron said, worried.
They looked at each other. '...Nahhhh...' They walked as slow as they could further.
###############IN DA MEANTIME################
Snape was sitting at his desk, pissed off. Just like the old days.
'I certainly hope Mr. Potter and Mr. Weasley be here soon... or another 30 points will be taken from Gryffindor...' He commented, amused.
Draco flipped trough his book, pointed at a picture of some kind of...person... and said to Crabbe, grinning, 'Look at this guy! He looks like a fucking clown!'
They heard a loud noise. Looking up, they saw that Snape fell backwards off his chair, and crawling to the corner of the room.
They all stared at him, while he sat against the wall, knees up to his chest, his eyes going left to right every second, breathing heavily, saying 'Clowns are trying to get me, clowns are trying to get me...'
'It's OK, professor, there are no fucking clowns here.' Hermoine walked up to him, smiling, trying to let him trust her.
A clown with messy green hair and an orange hat came to get him! 'I'm gonna EAT YOU UP!!!!!!!' it said, grinning.
'AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!' Snape yelled. 'GET IT AWAY!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME PLEAASEEE!!!'
Someone took Hermoine by the hand and said 'You better sit down...' Hermoine shrugged and walked back to her seat.
The person looked at Snape, who was still trembling in fear.
'It's OK, she's gone.' He said.
'Mommy??' Snape managed to say.
'Almost,' The person smiled. 'Harry.'
After Potion class, Harry hurried up to Hermoine.
'Listen, I'm very sorry that I offended you.' Harry said. 'Nah it's OK. I was a bitch. Thank God it's over... for a month...' Hermoine replied.
'What was up with Snape??' Ron asked, curious. 'Isn't that obvious?! He's paranoia! I think Dumbledore is trying to get him clean again, which causes confusing in Snape's mind.' Hermoine said, wisely.
'How do you know all that?' Harry said, puzzled.
'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKER IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS I'VE NEVER BEEN A FUCKING CRACK-WHORE NOW FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE!!!' Hermoine yelled, running away.
'...' Ron and Harry looked at each other. 'Did you know that?'
~~~~~~~~Ahhh chapter's done! Hope you liked it. By the way, I'm not making fun of people with fear of clowns. I have it too. A bit. They scare me. * twitches* Yeah... Can't sleep... clown will eat me...~~~~~~~~~~~~