~~I do not own anything, except for this clowns catcher I have here. *shows
'clown-catcher' or better to say, a net* Hehheheehhehee that'll stop 'em!
Hehehehehhe...~~
Harry woke up in the middle of the night... Well actually it was 11 PM, but they have to go to bed early at Hogwarts, so it was middle of the night, OK?! ...With the strange feeling that someone was watching him.
'Ok Ron... if you are standing next to me, piss off. It's not cool.' He said, nervously.
No answer.
'George? Fred??' Harry grabbed his wand. 'Lumos.' He looked next to him, his heart skipping a few beats.
'....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!' Harry yelled, running down to the common room. 'AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAA-AAAHH-AAAHHH!!'
He ran trough the Great Hall, which is completely the other way, but that doesn't matter, it's important, down to the dungeons, still screaming.
He stopped at a statue of a lawn gnome. 'Muffins are yummy!' Harry yelled. The statue stepped aside, making room for Harry. 'Thank you.' He realised why he came here in the first place. 'AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'
He ran inside, still screaming. He came into a total black room. Snape's.
'AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Harry still yelled, waking up Snape. '5 More minutes, mommy...' Snape muttered. 'AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!' 'WHAT THE HELL!?!! POTTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?' He shouted.
'AHHHHH!!!' Harry screamed. 'CLOWN!! CLOWN!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A CLOWN IN MY BED!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!' 'O MY GOD!!!!' Snape gasped. 'YOU SAW IT TOO???' Harry nodded. 'WE GOT TO WARN DUMBLEDORE!!! Piratacus!' And once again, he was dressed in his pirate costume.
'Well...what are you looking at?! Expected me to run around naked?' Snape asked, sarcastically. Harry shrugged. '...Riiiiight... COME ON WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!!! RUN!! AND DON'T FORGET TO SCREAM!!' Snape yelled.
#####In da meantime, Filch was walking trough the halls, checking if no students were outta bed.#####
He heard some...strange... noises... 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!' 'AAAAAARHHHHH!!' 'COME ON PROF, FASTER!! AAHAAAAAAAAHHH!!'
'My God! I sure hope that I heard that wrong!' Filch said to himself.
Suddenly, Snape and Harry came running past him, screaming. 'AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!' Filch looked at them, oddly.
'CLOWN!!!! CLOWN!!!!!!!!! IN MY BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!' Harry shouted at Filch. 'IT'S TRUE, IT'S REALLY TRUE!!! THEY'RE COMING TO EAT US ALL!!!' Snape yelled.
'A...clown?!!' Filch asked. 'A CLOWN DAMMIT!' 'There are no clowns here, you silly people! Severus, I can't believe you fell for that one!! Potter is probably trying to make you paranoia...again!!! And why the Hell are you wearing that costume in the middle of the night?! Actually, it's a quarter past eleven, but still...'
'.....CLOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNN!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!' And they ran away again.
Filch sighed.
#######Some minutes later...#########
'So... errr... what's the, like, you know... password?' Harry asked, standing in front of the statue that's the door to Dumbledore's office. 'Like, I don't know...'
SO OUR 'HERO'S' STOOD IN FRONT OF THE STATUE THAT'S THE DOOR TO DUMBLEDORE'S OFFICE 'TILL 7 O' CLOCK, IN THE MORNING. WHAT THEY DID IN THAT TIME? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
Like said before, at 7 o' clock, the statue moved, and Dumbledore walked out of the room.
'Harry! Severus! What are you doing here?!' He asked, curious.
'Well... It's... What are we here for again, Potter?' Harry thought for a few seconds, then remembered it again. 'THE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!' He and Snape started screaming again.
'THERE WAS, LIKE, A CLOWN IN, YOU KNOW, MY BEDROOM! IT WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY, YOU KNOW, SCARY!!!!! THEN I, LIKE, YOU KNOW, RAN TO, YOU KNOW, SNAPE, AND HE WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD, AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE CHANGED INTO HIS, LIKE, PIRATE COSTUME AGAIN, LIKE, O MY GOD, AND HE WAS, LIKE, SO TOTALLY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SCARED, AND THEN, LIKE, WE WER, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HERE, AND LIKE, SNAPE, HAD SO TOTALLY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, forgot the password.' Harry finished.
'A clown?? In your BEDROOM?!' Dumbledore asked, like, you know, seriously, like, TOTALLY, doubting it.
'Do I have to repeat it or something!?' Harry said, gasping for air. 'Where did Snape went to?' He and Dumbledore looked around and found Snape in the corner, knees up to his chest, muttering 'They're all coming to get us, all coming to get us...'
ANYWAY, to make a long story short, Dumbledore and Harry walked up to Harry's room, leaving Snape behind, which was better for them, so he won't irritate them.
'So... where is this "clown"?' Dumbledore asked, looking around, seeing... no clown.
'They only come at night. Well actually around eleven PM, but we have to get to bed so damned early, it looks like midnight.' Harry replied.
And thus, Dumbledore gave Harry a "clown-catcher", which is actually MY invention, and that was an illegal copy, so Dumbledore broke the law, but who cares, to catch the scary clowns.
'Wow! Thanks Professor!' Harry said, admiring the "Clown-catcher".
The "clown-catcher" (which is actually MY invention, and that was an illegal copy, so Dumbledore broke the law, but who cares) worked, so Harry had no more scary clowns in his bedroom.
Snape didn't get a "clown-catcher" (which is actually MY invention) because he's always so mean and stuff.
THE END (of this chapter! Mwhahaha...)
~O my... This chapter made even less sense than the others... WHOA! Tell me what you think of it... Plez?~
Harry woke up in the middle of the night... Well actually it was 11 PM, but they have to go to bed early at Hogwarts, so it was middle of the night, OK?! ...With the strange feeling that someone was watching him.
'Ok Ron... if you are standing next to me, piss off. It's not cool.' He said, nervously.
No answer.
'George? Fred??' Harry grabbed his wand. 'Lumos.' He looked next to him, his heart skipping a few beats.
'....AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!' Harry yelled, running down to the common room. 'AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAA-AAAHH-AAAHHH!!'
He ran trough the Great Hall, which is completely the other way, but that doesn't matter, it's important, down to the dungeons, still screaming.
He stopped at a statue of a lawn gnome. 'Muffins are yummy!' Harry yelled. The statue stepped aside, making room for Harry. 'Thank you.' He realised why he came here in the first place. 'AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'
He ran inside, still screaming. He came into a total black room. Snape's.
'AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' Harry still yelled, waking up Snape. '5 More minutes, mommy...' Snape muttered. 'AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!' 'WHAT THE HELL!?!! POTTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?' He shouted.
'AHHHHH!!!' Harry screamed. 'CLOWN!! CLOWN!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A CLOWN IN MY BED!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!' 'O MY GOD!!!!' Snape gasped. 'YOU SAW IT TOO???' Harry nodded. 'WE GOT TO WARN DUMBLEDORE!!! Piratacus!' And once again, he was dressed in his pirate costume.
'Well...what are you looking at?! Expected me to run around naked?' Snape asked, sarcastically. Harry shrugged. '...Riiiiight... COME ON WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?!!! RUN!! AND DON'T FORGET TO SCREAM!!' Snape yelled.
#####In da meantime, Filch was walking trough the halls, checking if no students were outta bed.#####
He heard some...strange... noises... 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!' 'AAAAAARHHHHH!!' 'COME ON PROF, FASTER!! AAHAAAAAAAAHHH!!'
'My God! I sure hope that I heard that wrong!' Filch said to himself.
Suddenly, Snape and Harry came running past him, screaming. 'AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!' Filch looked at them, oddly.
'CLOWN!!!! CLOWN!!!!!!!!! IN MY BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!' Harry shouted at Filch. 'IT'S TRUE, IT'S REALLY TRUE!!! THEY'RE COMING TO EAT US ALL!!!' Snape yelled.
'A...clown?!!' Filch asked. 'A CLOWN DAMMIT!' 'There are no clowns here, you silly people! Severus, I can't believe you fell for that one!! Potter is probably trying to make you paranoia...again!!! And why the Hell are you wearing that costume in the middle of the night?! Actually, it's a quarter past eleven, but still...'
'.....CLOOOOOOOWWWWWNNNN!!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!' And they ran away again.
Filch sighed.
#######Some minutes later...#########
'So... errr... what's the, like, you know... password?' Harry asked, standing in front of the statue that's the door to Dumbledore's office. 'Like, I don't know...'
SO OUR 'HERO'S' STOOD IN FRONT OF THE STATUE THAT'S THE DOOR TO DUMBLEDORE'S OFFICE 'TILL 7 O' CLOCK, IN THE MORNING. WHAT THEY DID IN THAT TIME? NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
Like said before, at 7 o' clock, the statue moved, and Dumbledore walked out of the room.
'Harry! Severus! What are you doing here?!' He asked, curious.
'Well... It's... What are we here for again, Potter?' Harry thought for a few seconds, then remembered it again. 'THE CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!' He and Snape started screaming again.
'THERE WAS, LIKE, A CLOWN IN, YOU KNOW, MY BEDROOM! IT WAS, LIKE, TOTALLY, YOU KNOW, SCARY!!!!! THEN I, LIKE, YOU KNOW, RAN TO, YOU KNOW, SNAPE, AND HE WAS LIKE, OH MY GOD, AND, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE CHANGED INTO HIS, LIKE, PIRATE COSTUME AGAIN, LIKE, O MY GOD, AND HE WAS, LIKE, SO TOTALLY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, SCARED, AND THEN, LIKE, WE WER, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HERE, AND LIKE, SNAPE, HAD SO TOTALLY, LIKE, YOU KNOW, forgot the password.' Harry finished.
'A clown?? In your BEDROOM?!' Dumbledore asked, like, you know, seriously, like, TOTALLY, doubting it.
'Do I have to repeat it or something!?' Harry said, gasping for air. 'Where did Snape went to?' He and Dumbledore looked around and found Snape in the corner, knees up to his chest, muttering 'They're all coming to get us, all coming to get us...'
ANYWAY, to make a long story short, Dumbledore and Harry walked up to Harry's room, leaving Snape behind, which was better for them, so he won't irritate them.
'So... where is this "clown"?' Dumbledore asked, looking around, seeing... no clown.
'They only come at night. Well actually around eleven PM, but we have to get to bed so damned early, it looks like midnight.' Harry replied.
And thus, Dumbledore gave Harry a "clown-catcher", which is actually MY invention, and that was an illegal copy, so Dumbledore broke the law, but who cares, to catch the scary clowns.
'Wow! Thanks Professor!' Harry said, admiring the "Clown-catcher".
The "clown-catcher" (which is actually MY invention, and that was an illegal copy, so Dumbledore broke the law, but who cares) worked, so Harry had no more scary clowns in his bedroom.
Snape didn't get a "clown-catcher" (which is actually MY invention) because he's always so mean and stuff.
THE END (of this chapter! Mwhahaha...)
~O my... This chapter made even less sense than the others... WHOA! Tell me what you think of it... Plez?~