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###The next morning at breakfast...###
'Where's Harry?' Hermoine asked, NICELY. 'Don't know...' Ron replied, stuffing his mouth full of food. 'He never misses breakfast...' Hermoine replied nicely and a bit worried. 'Who cares!?' Ron said, almost choking in all the food. 'Good point.' She replied, nicely AGAIN.
Suddenly, they hear The Ghostbusters song coming from EVERYWHERE!
Some random person yelled. 'WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?!' 'EVERYWHERE!' another random person said.
Another suddenly, the door of the Great Hall *which was open already, but we'll just pretend it was closed* swung open, and some weird lightning flashes and stuff like that.
'WHAT IS THAT?!' The very same random person screamed.
Two people were standing in the lightning.
'WHO ARE THEY?!' The very same *incredible curious* random person shouted.
They stepped in the Great Hall, both wearing some freaky yellow costumes with orange hats, holding nets.
'HARRY!' Ron shouted, spraying everyone with the food he stuffed in his mouth. 'PROFESSOR SNAPE!' Hermoine yelled, NICELY.
'NO!' Snape screamed. 'WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL?!' Harry shrieked. 'CLOWN-BUSTERS!' They both yelled at the same time.
Everyone looked at them, oddly.
'WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT ALL YOU GOOD STUDENTS FROM THE CLOWNS THAT ARE LURKING IN THE DARK CORNER OF YOUR ROOM, TRYING TO EAT YOU WHEN THEY GET THE CHANCE!' Snape shouted.
'Did he just said "good students"?!' Hermoine questioned herself, NICELY.
'I WAS SLEEPING THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN I HEARD SOMETHING!' Harry shouted. 'WELL... WHAT WAS IT?' Snape asked, pretending not to know. 'IT WAS... A CLOWN!' They both gasped. 'IF I DIDN'T RUN AWAY, HE WOULD HAVE EATEN ME!' Harry continued.
'AND THAT'S WHY WE, THE CLOWN-BUSTERS ARE HERE TO SAVE ALL OF YOU FROM THE HUMAN EATING CLOWNS!' Snape yelled. 'YES, WITH OUR CLOWN-CATCHERS (WHICH IS ACTUALLY APPLEJUICEMASTER'S INVENTION, BUT WHO CARES?!) WE ARE ABLE TO CATCH THE SCARY CLOWNS FOR YOU!'
'AND WE WILL! DON'T YOU WORRY, WE WILL!' They both said, making an end at their speech.
Still, everyone was looking at them oddly.
'You have permission.' Dumbledore said, trying to get them out of the Great Hall.
'Thank you Headmaster! We won't let you down! Don't you worry, we will catch the clowns for you, with our super advanced 'clown-catcher'!' Snape showed everyone his 'clown-catcher'.
Hermoine looked at Ron, with a 'what the HECK did just happened?' look. Ron shrugged and continued stuffing his mouth.
'Well... that went pretty good!' Snape said to Harry, standing outside the Great Hall. 'Don't know... maybe we yelled too much...' 'LET'S BUST SOME CLOWNS!' Snape shouted, running to the dungeons, where the Slytherin dormitory lays. 'WAIT FOR ME!'
'THERE!!! THERE!!! I SAW ONE!' Harry yelled, pointing at a dark corner of Draco Malfoy's PRIVATE bedroom. 'This sure is a freaky place...' Snape said, slightly nervous, looking around. 'Don't know... I kinda like the pink candles...' Harry commented.
'Shhh!!!' They both sneaked to the corner. 'Ready?' Harry asked. Snape nodded. '1...2...3!!!' They swung their nets over the clowns head, locking him up in a plastic bag. 'HOORAY! WE GOT ONE!!!'
They did all the four houses, having a coffee break every 5 minutes. When they were done, they sat down, outside in the grass.
'That was kind of fun!' Harry said, smiling. Snape lay in the grass, sweating, tired and sleeping. 'Aw Sevvie fall asleep...ain't that cute!' Harry said to himself, grinning.
Snape slept WONDERFUL! Something that he hadn't done in 20 years, because he knew the clowns would come and eat him up if he did! But because of their success at clown busting, he could sleep! Oh joy!
And thus, Hogwarts was a save place to sleep again. Hooray!
~~~~~~~~ This was the last chapter about the clowns! Hope you liked the whole insane stuff... TELL ME WHAT YOU THIIIINNNKKK PLEAASEEEE!!!!
But, don't worry! It isn't the end yet... but it is, for the clowns, but not for the story! No of course not, cause I just said that it isn't the end of the STORY yet, but it IS the end of the clown chapters! Sigh...~
###The next morning at breakfast...###
'Where's Harry?' Hermoine asked, NICELY. 'Don't know...' Ron replied, stuffing his mouth full of food. 'He never misses breakfast...' Hermoine replied nicely and a bit worried. 'Who cares!?' Ron said, almost choking in all the food. 'Good point.' She replied, nicely AGAIN.
Suddenly, they hear The Ghostbusters song coming from EVERYWHERE!
Some random person yelled. 'WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM?!' 'EVERYWHERE!' another random person said.
Another suddenly, the door of the Great Hall *which was open already, but we'll just pretend it was closed* swung open, and some weird lightning flashes and stuff like that.
'WHAT IS THAT?!' The very same random person screamed.
Two people were standing in the lightning.
'WHO ARE THEY?!' The very same *incredible curious* random person shouted.
They stepped in the Great Hall, both wearing some freaky yellow costumes with orange hats, holding nets.
'HARRY!' Ron shouted, spraying everyone with the food he stuffed in his mouth. 'PROFESSOR SNAPE!' Hermoine yelled, NICELY.
'NO!' Snape screamed. 'WHO ARE YOU GONNA CALL?!' Harry shrieked. 'CLOWN-BUSTERS!' They both yelled at the same time.
Everyone looked at them, oddly.
'WE ARE HERE TO PROTECT ALL YOU GOOD STUDENTS FROM THE CLOWNS THAT ARE LURKING IN THE DARK CORNER OF YOUR ROOM, TRYING TO EAT YOU WHEN THEY GET THE CHANCE!' Snape shouted.
'Did he just said "good students"?!' Hermoine questioned herself, NICELY.
'I WAS SLEEPING THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN I HEARD SOMETHING!' Harry shouted. 'WELL... WHAT WAS IT?' Snape asked, pretending not to know. 'IT WAS... A CLOWN!' They both gasped. 'IF I DIDN'T RUN AWAY, HE WOULD HAVE EATEN ME!' Harry continued.
'AND THAT'S WHY WE, THE CLOWN-BUSTERS ARE HERE TO SAVE ALL OF YOU FROM THE HUMAN EATING CLOWNS!' Snape yelled. 'YES, WITH OUR CLOWN-CATCHERS (WHICH IS ACTUALLY APPLEJUICEMASTER'S INVENTION, BUT WHO CARES?!) WE ARE ABLE TO CATCH THE SCARY CLOWNS FOR YOU!'
'AND WE WILL! DON'T YOU WORRY, WE WILL!' They both said, making an end at their speech.
Still, everyone was looking at them oddly.
'You have permission.' Dumbledore said, trying to get them out of the Great Hall.
'Thank you Headmaster! We won't let you down! Don't you worry, we will catch the clowns for you, with our super advanced 'clown-catcher'!' Snape showed everyone his 'clown-catcher'.
Hermoine looked at Ron, with a 'what the HECK did just happened?' look. Ron shrugged and continued stuffing his mouth.
'Well... that went pretty good!' Snape said to Harry, standing outside the Great Hall. 'Don't know... maybe we yelled too much...' 'LET'S BUST SOME CLOWNS!' Snape shouted, running to the dungeons, where the Slytherin dormitory lays. 'WAIT FOR ME!'
'THERE!!! THERE!!! I SAW ONE!' Harry yelled, pointing at a dark corner of Draco Malfoy's PRIVATE bedroom. 'This sure is a freaky place...' Snape said, slightly nervous, looking around. 'Don't know... I kinda like the pink candles...' Harry commented.
'Shhh!!!' They both sneaked to the corner. 'Ready?' Harry asked. Snape nodded. '1...2...3!!!' They swung their nets over the clowns head, locking him up in a plastic bag. 'HOORAY! WE GOT ONE!!!'
They did all the four houses, having a coffee break every 5 minutes. When they were done, they sat down, outside in the grass.
'That was kind of fun!' Harry said, smiling. Snape lay in the grass, sweating, tired and sleeping. 'Aw Sevvie fall asleep...ain't that cute!' Harry said to himself, grinning.
Snape slept WONDERFUL! Something that he hadn't done in 20 years, because he knew the clowns would come and eat him up if he did! But because of their success at clown busting, he could sleep! Oh joy!
And thus, Hogwarts was a save place to sleep again. Hooray!
~~~~~~~~ This was the last chapter about the clowns! Hope you liked the whole insane stuff... TELL ME WHAT YOU THIIIINNNKKK PLEAASEEEE!!!!
But, don't worry! It isn't the end yet... but it is, for the clowns, but not for the story! No of course not, cause I just said that it isn't the end of the STORY yet, but it IS the end of the clown chapters! Sigh...~
