Legacy of Kain: New Year's party pt. 2
Notice: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Me: I've decided to make this into a three-part fiction. This will be pt. 2 and pt. 3 will be up tomorrow.
Moebius: What is going to happen to me?
Me: I'm not telling.
Moebius: Oh no.
(Is dragged off again.)
Me: Well here it is, pt. 2 Yay!
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(We see Dumah, Rahab, Melchiah, Zephon, Janos and Vorador are walking around the city of Meridian, shopping for supplies.)
Dumah: Okay let's split this list I have here into separate pieces so everyone can do something.
Vorador: I'll handle the blood.
Dumah: Okay.
Vorador: Yay!
(He runs off for a second and returns with a large cart.)
Rahab: What's that for?
Vorador: Corpses.
Zephon: Can I help?
Vorador: *Evil grin* Sure.
Zephon: YAY!
(Vorador sticks that weird little thing that you put around a horse's neck.)
Zephon: YAY! I get to pull the cart!
(He and Vorador walk off until they are out of sight, soon, the sounds of screaming can be heard as people are killed and carted off.)
Dumah: Blood - Check. Okay whose gonna do the food?
Janos: I can.
Rahab: I think I should handle that.
Janos: What! Why?
Rahab: Because you're a goody two shoes who will just get cheap weak alcohol and health food.
Janos: No I wouldn't. I can get beer and stuff.
Rahab: Yeah sure.
Janos: I'll kick your @$$!
(They are about to fight when Melchiah intervenes.)
Melchiah: HEY! How about you get the hats and plates and other party junk, Janos.
Janos: Oh okay, I even know a good place to buy those kinda things.
Dumah: Where?
Janos: Avernus.
Dumah, Melchiah and Rahab: What???
Janos: The Avernus store O' Par-tey stuff.
Rahab: Isn't that place managed by crazy Hash ak gik?
Janos: I think so.
Dumah: Well okay get going, Janos.
(Janos nods and flies off.)
Rahab: I know of a store just in the eastern part of Meridian to get the food at.
Dumah: Okay.
Melchiah: What do I do?
Dumah: You can go hand out these invites I made to everyone.
Melchiah: Okay. :)
(He takes off at an incredible speed, but, being the klutz he is, he runs right into a wall and breaks into many pieces.)
Dumah: Idiot.
(He helps Mel get back together.)
Dumah: Why don't you go a little slower.
Melchiah: Okay.
(He runs off again but much slower and is soon out of sight.)
Dumah: Looks like that's all on the list, maybe Dad knows what I can do.
(He leaves the city.)
***Meanwhile, back at the Pillars***
(Kain, Raziel and Turel are standing around Moebius, who tied up in a chair, in the study.)
Raziel: So what is it we're gonna do with him?
Turel: Yeah.
Kain: Vorador suggested that we use Moebius to - *Uses the Whisper to tell the two what the plan is*
Raziel and Turel: Oh okay.
(All of they except Moebius laugh evilly.)
Moebius: What is it? What are you gonna do to me? What?
Turel: Oh shut up.
(He gags him.)
Moebius: Mmmph! Mghph!
(There is loud noise as the front doors are opened and then shut, soon Dumah enters.)
Kain: What are you doing back so soon?
Dumah: Everyone already has a chore on the list and there was noting left for me to do.
Kain: I guess you can help us with Moeby here.
Dumah: Of course, O' great Lord and Father.
Raziel: *Underbreath* Kiss-@$$.
Dumah: What was that?
Raziel: Nothing.
Kain: Just ignore him. Okay I know what you can do.
Dumah: What?
Kain: Go get one of those giant glass balls that you put on a poll.
Dumah: Okay.
(He runs off to do so.)
Turel: Could I handle the music?
Kain: Yeah sure whatever.
Turel: )
(He runs off to get that together.)
Raziel: What should I do?
Kain: Keep an eye on Moebi-@$$
Raziel: Sure.
(Door bell rings.)
Vorador's Voice: It's Zephon and me, we've got the blood!
Kain: I'll go and help, on second thought I'll just order them around, just keep him from running away.
(He glares at the Time-Streamer.)
Raziel: Oh I will.
(He pulls out a teaser.)
Moebius: *Has spit out his gag* O_O
Kain: Okay.
(He walks out, we can see the room light up behind him and the sound of electricity buzzing, plus Moebius' screams of pain.)
***Meanwhile in Avernus***
Hash: Welcome one and all to 'Crazy Hash's store O' par-tey stuff'!
Janos: Yes, I need party hats, plates, and other stuff like that.
Hash: Aisle 32.
***Meanwhile (beginning to use that too much) we see Melchiah is at Dark Eden***
Melchiah: Dejoule?, Bane? Anacrothe?
Bane: What!?!
Melchiah: I have invites for you guys.
Dejoule: Oh cool, what're they for?
Melchiah: Kain's having a New Year's bash.
All three guardians: Oh COOL!
***BlahBlah Pillars BlahBlah***
Dumah: Okay let's see:
Food: Check
Alcohol: Check
Blood: Check
Party supplies: Check
Invites sent out: Check Check
Glass ball: Triple check
Moebius, who is gonna be harmed:
Raziel: *In study* Check!
Kain: It seems everything is in order.
Janos: Wait!
Kain: What!
Janos: We need a centerpiece for the table.
Kain: Oh S#%t!
Dumah: Wait, I have an idea.
(He picks up a sword and looks towards Vorador.)
Vorador: O_o Oh no, I know what you mean to do.
Dumah: *Acting innocent* Oh come on please.
Vorador: Oh god no.
(Dumah swings the sword and cuts off Vorador's head.)
Vorador: Not again. This is the thirtieth time.
Kain: Looks like everything is in order. Time to set everything up!
Everyone: YAY!
***Next day just a few moments before midnight***
(Everyone is there and there is a giant curtain surrounding the pillars, Turel is at a giant turn table set and is playing some nice music.)
Kain: Okay Zephon pull it!
Zephon: Okay
(He takes out a flame-thrower and sets himself on fire.)
Rahab: Idiot.
Dumah: I'll get it.
(He pulls a rope and the curtains fall, Moebius is tied up to the bottom of a giant poll, and at the top is the glass ball.)
Kain: It's almost time.
(At this time Zephon has been put out by Rahab, who is still stomping on him.)
Raziel: Everyone.
Turel: I'll start it.
(He starts a drumroll.)
Dumah: I'll get the ball started.
(He hits a switch.)
Everyone: 10.9.8.7.6
To be continued.
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Me: Well that's all for today, expect pt.3 on New Year's day, Jan. 1st.
Moebius: *Looking at ball, which is descending slowly* Oh no.
Please review and I will add ultimate weapons of destruction to the usual gifts I give.
Happy New Year's
Bye!
Notice: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Me: I've decided to make this into a three-part fiction. This will be pt. 2 and pt. 3 will be up tomorrow.
Moebius: What is going to happen to me?
Me: I'm not telling.
Moebius: Oh no.
(Is dragged off again.)
Me: Well here it is, pt. 2 Yay!
************************************************************** *************************
(We see Dumah, Rahab, Melchiah, Zephon, Janos and Vorador are walking around the city of Meridian, shopping for supplies.)
Dumah: Okay let's split this list I have here into separate pieces so everyone can do something.
Vorador: I'll handle the blood.
Dumah: Okay.
Vorador: Yay!
(He runs off for a second and returns with a large cart.)
Rahab: What's that for?
Vorador: Corpses.
Zephon: Can I help?
Vorador: *Evil grin* Sure.
Zephon: YAY!
(Vorador sticks that weird little thing that you put around a horse's neck.)
Zephon: YAY! I get to pull the cart!
(He and Vorador walk off until they are out of sight, soon, the sounds of screaming can be heard as people are killed and carted off.)
Dumah: Blood - Check. Okay whose gonna do the food?
Janos: I can.
Rahab: I think I should handle that.
Janos: What! Why?
Rahab: Because you're a goody two shoes who will just get cheap weak alcohol and health food.
Janos: No I wouldn't. I can get beer and stuff.
Rahab: Yeah sure.
Janos: I'll kick your @$$!
(They are about to fight when Melchiah intervenes.)
Melchiah: HEY! How about you get the hats and plates and other party junk, Janos.
Janos: Oh okay, I even know a good place to buy those kinda things.
Dumah: Where?
Janos: Avernus.
Dumah, Melchiah and Rahab: What???
Janos: The Avernus store O' Par-tey stuff.
Rahab: Isn't that place managed by crazy Hash ak gik?
Janos: I think so.
Dumah: Well okay get going, Janos.
(Janos nods and flies off.)
Rahab: I know of a store just in the eastern part of Meridian to get the food at.
Dumah: Okay.
Melchiah: What do I do?
Dumah: You can go hand out these invites I made to everyone.
Melchiah: Okay. :)
(He takes off at an incredible speed, but, being the klutz he is, he runs right into a wall and breaks into many pieces.)
Dumah: Idiot.
(He helps Mel get back together.)
Dumah: Why don't you go a little slower.
Melchiah: Okay.
(He runs off again but much slower and is soon out of sight.)
Dumah: Looks like that's all on the list, maybe Dad knows what I can do.
(He leaves the city.)
***Meanwhile, back at the Pillars***
(Kain, Raziel and Turel are standing around Moebius, who tied up in a chair, in the study.)
Raziel: So what is it we're gonna do with him?
Turel: Yeah.
Kain: Vorador suggested that we use Moebius to - *Uses the Whisper to tell the two what the plan is*
Raziel and Turel: Oh okay.
(All of they except Moebius laugh evilly.)
Moebius: What is it? What are you gonna do to me? What?
Turel: Oh shut up.
(He gags him.)
Moebius: Mmmph! Mghph!
(There is loud noise as the front doors are opened and then shut, soon Dumah enters.)
Kain: What are you doing back so soon?
Dumah: Everyone already has a chore on the list and there was noting left for me to do.
Kain: I guess you can help us with Moeby here.
Dumah: Of course, O' great Lord and Father.
Raziel: *Underbreath* Kiss-@$$.
Dumah: What was that?
Raziel: Nothing.
Kain: Just ignore him. Okay I know what you can do.
Dumah: What?
Kain: Go get one of those giant glass balls that you put on a poll.
Dumah: Okay.
(He runs off to do so.)
Turel: Could I handle the music?
Kain: Yeah sure whatever.
Turel: )
(He runs off to get that together.)
Raziel: What should I do?
Kain: Keep an eye on Moebi-@$$
Raziel: Sure.
(Door bell rings.)
Vorador's Voice: It's Zephon and me, we've got the blood!
Kain: I'll go and help, on second thought I'll just order them around, just keep him from running away.
(He glares at the Time-Streamer.)
Raziel: Oh I will.
(He pulls out a teaser.)
Moebius: *Has spit out his gag* O_O
Kain: Okay.
(He walks out, we can see the room light up behind him and the sound of electricity buzzing, plus Moebius' screams of pain.)
***Meanwhile in Avernus***
Hash: Welcome one and all to 'Crazy Hash's store O' par-tey stuff'!
Janos: Yes, I need party hats, plates, and other stuff like that.
Hash: Aisle 32.
***Meanwhile (beginning to use that too much) we see Melchiah is at Dark Eden***
Melchiah: Dejoule?, Bane? Anacrothe?
Bane: What!?!
Melchiah: I have invites for you guys.
Dejoule: Oh cool, what're they for?
Melchiah: Kain's having a New Year's bash.
All three guardians: Oh COOL!
***BlahBlah Pillars BlahBlah***
Dumah: Okay let's see:
Food: Check
Alcohol: Check
Blood: Check
Party supplies: Check
Invites sent out: Check Check
Glass ball: Triple check
Moebius, who is gonna be harmed:
Raziel: *In study* Check!
Kain: It seems everything is in order.
Janos: Wait!
Kain: What!
Janos: We need a centerpiece for the table.
Kain: Oh S#%t!
Dumah: Wait, I have an idea.
(He picks up a sword and looks towards Vorador.)
Vorador: O_o Oh no, I know what you mean to do.
Dumah: *Acting innocent* Oh come on please.
Vorador: Oh god no.
(Dumah swings the sword and cuts off Vorador's head.)
Vorador: Not again. This is the thirtieth time.
Kain: Looks like everything is in order. Time to set everything up!
Everyone: YAY!
***Next day just a few moments before midnight***
(Everyone is there and there is a giant curtain surrounding the pillars, Turel is at a giant turn table set and is playing some nice music.)
Kain: Okay Zephon pull it!
Zephon: Okay
(He takes out a flame-thrower and sets himself on fire.)
Rahab: Idiot.
Dumah: I'll get it.
(He pulls a rope and the curtains fall, Moebius is tied up to the bottom of a giant poll, and at the top is the glass ball.)
Kain: It's almost time.
(At this time Zephon has been put out by Rahab, who is still stomping on him.)
Raziel: Everyone.
Turel: I'll start it.
(He starts a drumroll.)
Dumah: I'll get the ball started.
(He hits a switch.)
Everyone: 10.9.8.7.6
To be continued.
************************************************************** *************************
Me: Well that's all for today, expect pt.3 on New Year's day, Jan. 1st.
Moebius: *Looking at ball, which is descending slowly* Oh no.
Please review and I will add ultimate weapons of destruction to the usual gifts I give.
Happy New Year's
Bye!