Legacy of Kain: A New Year's Party
Notice: Blah don't own LOK blah something blah.
Me: Well I'm sure you're all a little confused as to why I had to split up yesterdays part, but I had to make it back to somewhere to see a show.
Moebius: *steering at ball which is slowly descending*
Kain: Are we gonna start now?
Me: Yes, well here it is. Pt. 3 of 3 and that's all folks.
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(We come in just as we left everyone counting down. Kain is holding a little device in his hand.)
Everyone: .5.4.3.2.1.0!
(Kain presses the switch and the ball comes smashing down on Moebius' head and soon engulfs him in glass, meanwhile everyone then cheers and confetti is thrown and kazoos are blown and champagne bottles are uncorked.)
Moebius: *Somewhere in the shower of broken glass* AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janos: HAPPY YEAR!
(He then takes a huge swig of ale and falls over laughing with joy and just plain goofiness.)
Dumah: *Slightly, yet violently drunk* YAY! *Hiccups* CRAPPY HEW BEER!
(He then runs off and begins to kill random humans.)
Umah: Great party Kain.
Kain: ^__^ Thanks.
Umah: *Starting to get a little drunk* You know your starting to look really hot.
Kain: O_o Really?
Umah: Yeah.
Kain: So how's undead life been treating you?
Umah: *Gulping down champagne* Fine.
(She then whispers naughty things into Kain's ears.)
Kain: ^__O Oh yeah.really? Okay let's go.
(He and Umah run off into his chamber.)
Raziel: O_o Lucky bastard.
(He places a 'Do not disturb sign on door'.)
Rahab: *is having a conversation with Nuraptor* So what was it like going nuts?
Nuraptor: Meh.*shrugs*
Zephon: Where's dad?
Raziel: He's uh. 'Rockin' the casaba'.
Zephon: Oh. well I hope he took a hat with him.
Raziel: '-__-0 Idiot.
**Two hours later**
2:00 am.
(Sebastian, Marcus, Faustus, Vorador and Janos are so drunk, they are trying to sing, but all they can do is make incoherent mumbling.)
Dumah: UHGH! *Is having a hangover*
(Kain and Umah can be heard laughing quit naughtily in Kain's room.)
Bane: *Stoned, yet again* Peace dude.
Dejoule: *passed out*
Anacrothe: *Is talking to Turel* And that's why I think Breakdancing sucks.
Turel: You suck, that dancing rules!
(They argue for awhile, suddenly Zephon calls out.)
Zephon: PINYOTTA TIME!
Everyone: COOL!
(They swarm over towards him and stare at a curtain next to him, they notice a some blood at the foot of them that leads towards the pole where the ball was.)
Raziel: What's behind them?
Zephon: Behold!
(He pulls the curtains away to reveal Moebius, who is pretty beaten looking from the glass that had cut him up, he is suspended by a rope tied to his gut. Zephon hands out sticks to everyone.)
Dumah: *Still a little hanged over* Is there candy in him?
Zephon: No. I just thought it would be fun if we all pummeled him to death.
Everyone except Moebius: *Evil grins*
Moebius: Oh no.
(They all charged at him and begin to whack him senseless, meanwhile Kain and Umah appear from his room, Kain's hair is all fuzzy and some strands are stringing around his head, that cape scarf thing on his arm is all wrinkled and not tied on right, he also has lipstick marks all over his face. Umah's dress is slightly loose.)
Kain: What's going on here.
Dumah: We're beating the S#*%! out of Moebius.
Kain: Can we join?
Zephon: Sure.
(He hands Kain and Umah each a stick, they join in on the beating.)
Moebius: OW! My spleen! OWOW My skull! *Winces in pain, he then says with a high pitched voice* My little Moe.
***Three hours later***
5:00 am.
(Everyone has finished beating Moebius, someone would occasionally whack, Zephon is just walking around, he seems lightly burned, apparently, Dumah poured champagne all over him, Raziel is talking to Ariel, Rahab and Nuraptor are floating around in the pool, passed out. Turel and Anacrothe are asleep with their hands around the others throat. Kain and Umah are snuggled up together asleep with a blanket covering them, Janos and the others are passed out.)
Kain: I love you Umah.
Umah: *is mumbling something sleepily*
Zephon: Hey!
Janos: *waking up* What?
Zephon: We didn't sing that song.
Raziel: What song?
Zephon: You know, that song people sing when the New Year is in.
Kain: *Kinda pissed about this* Now what I've got to sing?
Zephon: Please.
Kain: Oh all right.
(Everyone gets up and they group up, they begin to sing that song, Turel seems to be singing the better of anyone, Kain is just standing there holding hands with Umah, looking pissed, Zephon, who didn't know the words, gave up singing and decided to play with a torch, bad idea, being damped from champagne he lights up like a freaking bulb and begins to run around screaming of the pain, no one notices this.)
Zephon: IT BURNS!!!
(He runs around behind everyone screaming his screams actually fit into the singing if imagine someone screaming like nuts while the song is being sung.)
Everyone: Happy New Year!
(Suddenly Zephon breaks through the crowd and crashes into Kain, they both fall over and the scene fades to black as we hear Kain screaming and yelling at Zephon.)
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Me: Well I hope you liked it, I know it's not as good as E.T.B.P's, but I'm trying to see If I can do other things.
Moebius: Please, no more.
Me: Shut up, anyway, I will try to get a tenth chapter for my current fiction, I am also planing on writing a story about me, it's currently entitled: The History of Orpheum.
Well I hoped you enjoyed this, tell me if I should write a sequel next year.
Bye!
Notice: Blah don't own LOK blah something blah.
Me: Well I'm sure you're all a little confused as to why I had to split up yesterdays part, but I had to make it back to somewhere to see a show.
Moebius: *steering at ball which is slowly descending*
Kain: Are we gonna start now?
Me: Yes, well here it is. Pt. 3 of 3 and that's all folks.
************************************************************** *************************
(We come in just as we left everyone counting down. Kain is holding a little device in his hand.)
Everyone: .5.4.3.2.1.0!
(Kain presses the switch and the ball comes smashing down on Moebius' head and soon engulfs him in glass, meanwhile everyone then cheers and confetti is thrown and kazoos are blown and champagne bottles are uncorked.)
Moebius: *Somewhere in the shower of broken glass* AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janos: HAPPY YEAR!
(He then takes a huge swig of ale and falls over laughing with joy and just plain goofiness.)
Dumah: *Slightly, yet violently drunk* YAY! *Hiccups* CRAPPY HEW BEER!
(He then runs off and begins to kill random humans.)
Umah: Great party Kain.
Kain: ^__^ Thanks.
Umah: *Starting to get a little drunk* You know your starting to look really hot.
Kain: O_o Really?
Umah: Yeah.
Kain: So how's undead life been treating you?
Umah: *Gulping down champagne* Fine.
(She then whispers naughty things into Kain's ears.)
Kain: ^__O Oh yeah.really? Okay let's go.
(He and Umah run off into his chamber.)
Raziel: O_o Lucky bastard.
(He places a 'Do not disturb sign on door'.)
Rahab: *is having a conversation with Nuraptor* So what was it like going nuts?
Nuraptor: Meh.*shrugs*
Zephon: Where's dad?
Raziel: He's uh. 'Rockin' the casaba'.
Zephon: Oh. well I hope he took a hat with him.
Raziel: '-__-0 Idiot.
**Two hours later**
2:00 am.
(Sebastian, Marcus, Faustus, Vorador and Janos are so drunk, they are trying to sing, but all they can do is make incoherent mumbling.)
Dumah: UHGH! *Is having a hangover*
(Kain and Umah can be heard laughing quit naughtily in Kain's room.)
Bane: *Stoned, yet again* Peace dude.
Dejoule: *passed out*
Anacrothe: *Is talking to Turel* And that's why I think Breakdancing sucks.
Turel: You suck, that dancing rules!
(They argue for awhile, suddenly Zephon calls out.)
Zephon: PINYOTTA TIME!
Everyone: COOL!
(They swarm over towards him and stare at a curtain next to him, they notice a some blood at the foot of them that leads towards the pole where the ball was.)
Raziel: What's behind them?
Zephon: Behold!
(He pulls the curtains away to reveal Moebius, who is pretty beaten looking from the glass that had cut him up, he is suspended by a rope tied to his gut. Zephon hands out sticks to everyone.)
Dumah: *Still a little hanged over* Is there candy in him?
Zephon: No. I just thought it would be fun if we all pummeled him to death.
Everyone except Moebius: *Evil grins*
Moebius: Oh no.
(They all charged at him and begin to whack him senseless, meanwhile Kain and Umah appear from his room, Kain's hair is all fuzzy and some strands are stringing around his head, that cape scarf thing on his arm is all wrinkled and not tied on right, he also has lipstick marks all over his face. Umah's dress is slightly loose.)
Kain: What's going on here.
Dumah: We're beating the S#*%! out of Moebius.
Kain: Can we join?
Zephon: Sure.
(He hands Kain and Umah each a stick, they join in on the beating.)
Moebius: OW! My spleen! OWOW My skull! *Winces in pain, he then says with a high pitched voice* My little Moe.
***Three hours later***
5:00 am.
(Everyone has finished beating Moebius, someone would occasionally whack, Zephon is just walking around, he seems lightly burned, apparently, Dumah poured champagne all over him, Raziel is talking to Ariel, Rahab and Nuraptor are floating around in the pool, passed out. Turel and Anacrothe are asleep with their hands around the others throat. Kain and Umah are snuggled up together asleep with a blanket covering them, Janos and the others are passed out.)
Kain: I love you Umah.
Umah: *is mumbling something sleepily*
Zephon: Hey!
Janos: *waking up* What?
Zephon: We didn't sing that song.
Raziel: What song?
Zephon: You know, that song people sing when the New Year is in.
Kain: *Kinda pissed about this* Now what I've got to sing?
Zephon: Please.
Kain: Oh all right.
(Everyone gets up and they group up, they begin to sing that song, Turel seems to be singing the better of anyone, Kain is just standing there holding hands with Umah, looking pissed, Zephon, who didn't know the words, gave up singing and decided to play with a torch, bad idea, being damped from champagne he lights up like a freaking bulb and begins to run around screaming of the pain, no one notices this.)
Zephon: IT BURNS!!!
(He runs around behind everyone screaming his screams actually fit into the singing if imagine someone screaming like nuts while the song is being sung.)
Everyone: Happy New Year!
(Suddenly Zephon breaks through the crowd and crashes into Kain, they both fall over and the scene fades to black as we hear Kain screaming and yelling at Zephon.)
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Me: Well I hope you liked it, I know it's not as good as E.T.B.P's, but I'm trying to see If I can do other things.
Moebius: Please, no more.
Me: Shut up, anyway, I will try to get a tenth chapter for my current fiction, I am also planing on writing a story about me, it's currently entitled: The History of Orpheum.
Well I hoped you enjoyed this, tell me if I should write a sequel next year.
Bye!