Hagrid: Harry, let's go to the pub now.
Harry: OK, I want to see if I'm really famous.
Bar people: You are.
Harry: Let's have a scene where I am bad a t acting now, has anyone else noticed how slowed my reactions are.
Hagrid: Let's go to the bank, I need to do some special work for Lord.
Harry: Does it concern the Mafia?
Hagrid: Worse!
Harry: Wowweee, my parents were rich folks.
Hagrid: Now for my vault.
Harry: Wow, Hagrid, your parents were poor.
Mr. Ollivander: Look, a famous kid walked in my shop. He must be rich, let's sell him some expensive sticks.
Harry: Look at me I am ruining your shop.
Mr. Ollivander: That's ok; I'll just sell you and ultra expensive wand!
Harry: OK, can I have a curious one?
Mr. Ollivander: Sure kid, have the one that's brother gave you that scar.
Harry: Nifty!
Hagrid: Happy birthday Harry! I bought you an owl called Jon.
Hagrid: By the way Harry, an evil wizard cursed you. I can't spell his name. He killed your mom and dad though!
Harry: Oh Voldemort, yeah he was the guy in all those Halloween movies, I especially enjoyed H2O.
Hagrid: Halloween? Movies? No, he was a bad wizard.
Harry: Oh, ok.
Harry: Blimey! My ticket says 9 ¾, damn; I was never good with fractions!
Mrs. Weasly: Oh my dear boy; just walk through that wall and don't worry about math.
Ginny: Yeah it's easy, and I don't even go to Hogwarts!
Ron: Can I sit with you, people won't let me sit in their cars.
Harry: Sure.
Ron: I'm Ron.
Harry: I'm famous and rich.
Ron: Oh, can I see the scar?
Harry: Hey, sure! Oh, it appears you are too poor to buy candy so I will show off and buy the whole cart.
Ron: Cool!
Hermione: Hey guys, I'm a bossy witch. I am so sure I'll be in Gryffindor that I'm already wearing Gryffindor robes. Go me! Oh and I like you famous kid, let me fix your glasses, I don't like you, you redhead so I will comment on how unhygienic you are!
McGonagall: They are going to be ready for you in the great hall soon, but we aren't now because Malfoy forgot to introduce himself on the train and we figure that it's better late than never.
Children: OK!
Malfoy: Hey I'm Draco; I'm bad but hot. (In real life)
Harry: I disagree.
Malfoy: I want to be your friend because that scar means you are cool. My other friends really suck and have dumb names, Crabbe and Goyle. Ha, see?
Harry: I like those names.
Ron: I don't.
Malfoy: Go to hell, Weasly, my family kicks more ass than yours does.
Ron: I am going to act like that didn't make me want to cry.
McGonagall: Now the scene can begin.
Sorting Hat: Weasly goes to Gryffindor and so does the bossy witch as well as Harry and Neville and Seamus and some other crappy 1st years. Malfoy and his friends with dumb names can go to Slytherin and some other characters who don't pertain to the plot can go to the other two houses.
Dumbledore: I get to do a cool golf clap now.
McGonagall: Lord Dumbledore has some words to say.
Dumbledore: Don't go into the forest. Don't go to the forbidden corridor. I won't tell you which one it is because I hope a student goes there on accident and Filch catches them. By the way, call me Lord, and students may notice the new Hobbit doors I had installed this summer.
Children: Yay! Let's clap and eat! Yum!
Ghosts: Fly around, whee!
Sir Nicholas: My head almost comes off.
Hermione: Gross!
Harry: Cool!
Harry: OK, I want to see if I'm really famous.
Bar people: You are.
Harry: Let's have a scene where I am bad a t acting now, has anyone else noticed how slowed my reactions are.
Hagrid: Let's go to the bank, I need to do some special work for Lord.
Harry: Does it concern the Mafia?
Hagrid: Worse!
Harry: Wowweee, my parents were rich folks.
Hagrid: Now for my vault.
Harry: Wow, Hagrid, your parents were poor.
Mr. Ollivander: Look, a famous kid walked in my shop. He must be rich, let's sell him some expensive sticks.
Harry: Look at me I am ruining your shop.
Mr. Ollivander: That's ok; I'll just sell you and ultra expensive wand!
Harry: OK, can I have a curious one?
Mr. Ollivander: Sure kid, have the one that's brother gave you that scar.
Harry: Nifty!
Hagrid: Happy birthday Harry! I bought you an owl called Jon.
Hagrid: By the way Harry, an evil wizard cursed you. I can't spell his name. He killed your mom and dad though!
Harry: Oh Voldemort, yeah he was the guy in all those Halloween movies, I especially enjoyed H2O.
Hagrid: Halloween? Movies? No, he was a bad wizard.
Harry: Oh, ok.
Harry: Blimey! My ticket says 9 ¾, damn; I was never good with fractions!
Mrs. Weasly: Oh my dear boy; just walk through that wall and don't worry about math.
Ginny: Yeah it's easy, and I don't even go to Hogwarts!
Ron: Can I sit with you, people won't let me sit in their cars.
Harry: Sure.
Ron: I'm Ron.
Harry: I'm famous and rich.
Ron: Oh, can I see the scar?
Harry: Hey, sure! Oh, it appears you are too poor to buy candy so I will show off and buy the whole cart.
Ron: Cool!
Hermione: Hey guys, I'm a bossy witch. I am so sure I'll be in Gryffindor that I'm already wearing Gryffindor robes. Go me! Oh and I like you famous kid, let me fix your glasses, I don't like you, you redhead so I will comment on how unhygienic you are!
McGonagall: They are going to be ready for you in the great hall soon, but we aren't now because Malfoy forgot to introduce himself on the train and we figure that it's better late than never.
Children: OK!
Malfoy: Hey I'm Draco; I'm bad but hot. (In real life)
Harry: I disagree.
Malfoy: I want to be your friend because that scar means you are cool. My other friends really suck and have dumb names, Crabbe and Goyle. Ha, see?
Harry: I like those names.
Ron: I don't.
Malfoy: Go to hell, Weasly, my family kicks more ass than yours does.
Ron: I am going to act like that didn't make me want to cry.
McGonagall: Now the scene can begin.
Sorting Hat: Weasly goes to Gryffindor and so does the bossy witch as well as Harry and Neville and Seamus and some other crappy 1st years. Malfoy and his friends with dumb names can go to Slytherin and some other characters who don't pertain to the plot can go to the other two houses.
Dumbledore: I get to do a cool golf clap now.
McGonagall: Lord Dumbledore has some words to say.
Dumbledore: Don't go into the forest. Don't go to the forbidden corridor. I won't tell you which one it is because I hope a student goes there on accident and Filch catches them. By the way, call me Lord, and students may notice the new Hobbit doors I had installed this summer.
Children: Yay! Let's clap and eat! Yum!
Ghosts: Fly around, whee!
Sir Nicholas: My head almost comes off.
Hermione: Gross!
Harry: Cool!