Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
Also I do NOT own I'm Just A Girl by No Doubt.
This is Gohan/Videl, probably some romance but that isn't the main purpose of this fic. The main purpose is 2 fold.
Firstly this is a challenge to myself to write something with chapters shorter than 5000 words, and prefrably in the 2000 to 3000 word range. Both just for the heck of it, and to do something about my sister's (Pteska) need to impress me with longer chapters ;). Also to stop myself from constantly saying mine's bigger ;).
Pteska saying: I object your honour.
Judge saying: Approved.
TW saying: Withdrawn.
//Note, those last three lines are by Pteska.
Second it's a place for me to use all my rejected but funny scenes, as well as some new for this fic and funny scenes.
Just to let you know this is going AU just about from the moment Gohan first sets foot in Satan city. Though I will try to stay close to the official story-line the purpose of this fic, and indeed the whole concept of fanfiction would be defeated if I were to stick precisely to the official story.
Also there may be major OOC in here at some point, I'm not sure yet.
Just another note with this chapter, hopefully the full blown humor should start in the next chapter. I can't write completely plotless stuff so I'm sort of building up to the real jokes at first.
Gohan Goes To Highschool
Chapter 2: I'm Just A Girl
Videl Satan was very annoyed as she slipped into her seat next to her friend Erasa. She'd gotten a call about a robbery at the bank where the Gold-fighter had shown up the day before only to see him again doing her job. And as if that wasn't enough another source of frustration was just 2 seats removed from her. The mysterious Son Gohan, a guy that got perfect scores on his entrance exams and seemed like a bookworm, yet he'd jumped over thirty feet and hit a homerun in baseball the other day. Also he lived 500 miles yet when she'd tried to follow him he'd just been walking until he'd suddenly been gone.
'What's up with this guy anyway?' She wondered as she glanced over to him. 'He lives so far off that it would take me over 2 hours to get there in my jet-copter, but not only is he on time, he's early. And he doesn't look tired or anything as if he had to get up real early.'
"Videl!" Erasa's voice brought her out of her daze.
"What is it?"
Erasa leaned closer and started to whisper. "Why are you looking at Gohan like that?"
"Was I?" Videl asked, while mentally kicking herself. 'Great now she's probably thinking I'm after him, and if he noticed I may just have another Sharpner on my hands.'
"Well I think so, though it seemed like you were looking through him, through everything for that matter. I must have waved my hand in front of your face 20 times before you responded."
"Oh, I was just thinking."
"About Gohan."
'Great she's at it again, if I don't look out she'll try to get us together if we're not careful.' "Well a little, about that jump he made yesterday, there's more to him than meets the eye."
"Oh, I know that, he just has to be hiding some muscles under that shirt of his."
"I didn't mean it in that way." 'Gee, doesn't she ever think about anything other than boys and looks?'
Erasa looked genuinely puzzled.
"I mean he seems like he's hiding something." Videl explained.
"Yes I told you, muscles."
'That's it, blondie is getting on my nerves.' "No I mean it's like he's got a secret."
"Oh..." Erasa finally seemed to sort of understand... "You mean you think he's gay or something?"
Apparently not...
"* Sigh * Just forget about it Erasa, ok?" 'I swear her head is so empty I'm surprised it doesn't give off a permanent echo.'
"Oh, okay, so you wanna hear what Kenny said to me the other day."
"No." Videl responded knowing it wouldn't do her any good.
"Well you see I was like at the movies with him and he says to me..."
Fortunately Videl never found out what Kenny had said to Erasa because just then the teacher came in and class started.
A few hours later Videl headed out to lunch with just one thought on her mind. She had to make sure there was at least one boy sitting with her and Erasa or she would have to listen to everything Kenny had ever said. And that probably wouldn't be the end of it. Erasa was a good friend, but when she got started on the subject of boys...
"Gohan." She said rather loudly, spotting a suitable candidate to serve as a distraction for Erasa.
"Yes Videl." Gohan said turning, stuttering and blushing a bit.
"Would you like to sit with me and Erasa for lunch?"
"Uh, sure Videl." He was still nervous, and sure it showed. "That would be great."
"Okay, let's head outside." Erasa chirped, practically towing the other two through the halls and out the door, hanging on to Gohan especially tightly.
Outside they headed for the bleachers, but when they arrived there were no places left, all the seats were filled with others eating their lunch.
"Damn." Videl muttered under her breath. "There's no seats left."
"No problem." Gohan pulled out the capsule with his lunch and threw it down, causing a picnic table with seats on either side to appear. "Have a seat."
Both girls were still staring in shock at the table when he sat down, but Gohan wasn't aware of it.
Just as Gohan was seated and ready to begin eating Videl regained her composure and did what she always did when she was surprised, she attacked.
"Gohan." She snapped, causing the young demi-Saiyan to look up again. "What is this thing? I've never seen this type of Capsule before."
Gohan scratched the back of his head the way he always did when he was forced to do some quick thinking.
'I can't just say: Oh, Bulma Brief owner of Capsule Corporation gave it to me for my lunch, and as a test run for it's launch next year. But the test run might work.'
"Oh, I got it through a friend." He answered, a little vaguely. "It's in the experimental stage now, so this is on a test basis, CC is hoping to launch it next year."
"So I take it this friend works for CC?"
"Yeah." 'Well sort of anyway, she does own the place next to working there.'
"That must be great." Erasa said, finally coming to her senses again. "I bet you can get all kinds of info on upcoming products and stuff, and CC is usually really secretive about that sort of thing."
"Yeah." Videl said. "I remember one time my father wrote to ask when their newest jumbo jet would become available, and they replied that when it became available there would be a press release."
"What, did it end with that?" Erasa asked.
"No," Videl replied, "he was pissed so he wrote the owner, Bulma Brief, asking her if she could tell him when it would be updated."
"And?" Gohan enquired, knowing what sort of response Bulma was likely to have sent.
"He got a note back that read: When I feel like it, and sooner if you stop wasting my time. Signed Bulma Brief."
Gohan chuckled a little, people who tried to write to Bulma directly had an adverse effect on her temper, to put it mildly. "Well with that out of the way, let's eat." He suggested.
Suddenly the girls noticed the food that covered literally every square inch of the table.
"That's your lunch." Erasa shrieked pointing at it.
"Yeah, I know it's not much, but it should tie me over 'till dinner." Gohan said, completely misinterpreting her surprised tone.
Videl and Erasa both sweatdropped.
THAT, wasn't much. Not much for what, a candlelight dinner for King Kong and Godzilla?
Gohan meanwhile was blissfully unaware of their surprise unable to focus quite correctly as Saiyan always were when eating. The girls' shock doubled as they watched him eat, clearing the table of all food in just under ten minutes.
"Kami." Videl whispered as he cleared the last plate of it's contents, then she snapped at Gohan, angry at him for surprising her. "How the hell can you eat like that?"
"Like what?" Gohan asked really not seeing anything out of the ordinary about the way he ate. After all he'd always eaten like this.
"So much and so fast." Videl stated, not knowing what to think of Son Gohan at this point.
"I uh, I guess I always eat uh, like that." Gohan sort of stuttered, blushing and mentally kicking himself for letting others see something unusual about him.
'Insane.' Videl thought.
"Oh, you must tell me your secret." Erasa squealed. "How do you keep your figure when you eat so much?"
'Figures, she would ask that.' Videl commented mentally.
"I don't know." Gohan replied thinking that brining up a part alien metabolism wouldn't be a good idea. "I just do."
It took Gohan a lot of effort to ignore the feeling of Videl glaring at him the rest of the day. Especially since she was using the same glare she had the day before, a look so penetrating and unnerving it would probably make Vegeta jealous.
When at long last the final bell rang Gohan hurried to the roof where he waited for a while until he was sure he was alone, and more importantly, sure that Videl had left the area.
Finally he pushed the button on his watch and Sayaman took the skies, flying, rather more slowly and leisurely than usual towards the 439 mountain area.
He was almost out of Satan city when he spotted Videl, apparently she'd run into some crooks, because she was facing a group of rather angry looking men.
He swooped down to help, but stopped half way there, as the fight started and Videl appeared to be doing fine without his help.
As the fight started Gohan noticed music coming from the open door of a nearby bar, and apparently Videl noticed it too, because she seemed to almost move to the music.
#
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
#
The leader of the crooks might like a ribbon around his eyes now, it might have absorbed some of the impact of Videl's kick to his face. Gohan thought with a smile.
$
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
#
Being exposed was also crook #2's problem, as his fighting stance was pathetic and Videl easily knocked him down.
#
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand
#
Well crook #3 didn't seem to enjoy Videl's firm grip of his hand, Videl didn't seem thrilled about it either, but used it to toss him carelessly into a nearby brick wall.
#
'Cause I'm just a girl, little ol' me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
#
'She is at that.' Gohan mused. 'But she's also strong, she might make a good mate.'
'Argh, my Saiyan side is doing the thinking again, mate, she doesn't even like me.'
#
So don't let me have any rights
#
Well with crook #4 down they were probably about to hear their rights. As for Videl's she did have them, and was more than capable of defending them herself.
#
Oh...I've had it up to here!
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
#
The crooks were certainly in the mood for running and hiding now, but Videl had them cornered in an alley so #5 bit the dust alongside his fallen comrades.
#
I can't do the little things
I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear
#
Crook #6 was certainly getting well acquainted with fear as Gohan saw Videl use her all-powerful glare on him.
#
'Cause I'm just a girl.
I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night
I'm just a girl,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes
#
Well that was fast, with a single blow to the head #6 had gone down leaving just two more crooks to go.
#
I'm just a girl.
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype
Oh...I've had it up to here
Oh...am I making myself clear?
#
Well Videl had certainly made herself clear. #7 was down also, first a punch in the gut and then a hit with both hands in the back of his neck sent him down to the ground.
#
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a girl, living in captivity
#
Well the crooks were about to be introduced to life in captivity, because Gohan Saiyan ears could pick up the sirens just a few blocks away as the police raced to the scene.
#
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some
I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to
Is making me numb
#
Crook #8, the last man standing was certainly feeling numb now, after a few sharp blows to the face and neck that send him to the ground.
#
I'm just a girl. My apologies
#
'Bit late for that, isn't it Videl.' Gohan thought with a chuckle as he noticed her lips starting to move a long with the lyrics as she dusted of her hands.
#
What I've become is burdensome
I'm just a girl. Lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison
Oh...I've had it up to
Oh...I've had it up to
Oh...I've had it up to here
#
The police were on the scene and as the crooks were taken into custody Gohan swooped down to congratulate Videl.
"Great fight Videl."
"Who are you?"
'Oh shit, I'm still Sayaman.' "I am the great Sayaman." He put his fake deep voice on again and accompanied the name with some cool (A/N * snickers *) poses.
"So, Sayaman, how do you know my name?" 'Duh girl, you're a celebrity remember, you figure out how he knows your name.'
'I thought you were me.'
"Uh, well, uhm." Sayaman was having a bit more trouble with the question. "Well you're Hercule's daughter and you fight crime, you're famous." 'Oh boy I hope she didn't notice the delay when my first instinct was to say from school.'
'Why did he wait so long to say that, maybe he just didn't expect the question, or maybe he knows me from somewhere else as well.'
"So," she questioned, "since you're the new super-hero in town, why didn't you jump in and help?"
"You didn't need help." Gohan simply stated. "The first one you got down was the only one carrying a weapon, he was reaching for it when you knocked him out, the others didn't have any guns, so you could handle them, if there had been danger of shooting I would have been there."
"What do you mean by that, I don't see how you could handle bullets any better than I could." Videl started to feel very annoyed as Sayaman chuckled at her remark. She shot him one of her glares and he stopped.
"Sorry." He apologised. "It's just that you're so sure of yourself when the complete opposite is true, go borrow a gun from one of the cops and I'll show you."
'Is this guy for real?' "All right, I'll get the gun."
She walked up to one of the cops and politely asked is she could borrow his side arm. He gave her a funny look but agreed and she walked back over to Sayaman.
"Okay I've got the gun, so now what."
"Shoot me." He said.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm sure, just shoot."
"Okay, it's been nice knowing you. Any last words?"
"Lot's of 'm but I won't need any here."
Videl aimed for his arm and pulled the trigger. She expected blood to start spouting from a wound any second but it didn't happen. He still just stood there.
"Is your suit bullet proof or something?" She asked.
"I'm not sure, the helmet is, but I'm not sure on the suit, but I don't need the suit to be bullet proof." He stated, opening one fist to reveal the bullet she'd just shot at him.
'What the hell is this guy made of?' She wondered.
"Miss Videl." The officer who's gun she'd borrowed came sprinting into the alley. "What happened?"
"I was just proving a point officer." Gohan stated, showing the bullet in his hand. "Miss Videl had trouble believing me when I told her I can catch bullets, but if you'll excuse me, I must be getting home."
As a parting gesture he tossed the bullet at Videl's feet as he took off.
"I don't know who you are Sayaman." Videl muttered under her breath. "But I'm going to find out, and when I do, I'll find out exactly how that trick works."
***
Next time in Gohan Goes To Highschool. Videl's quest to find the true identity of Sayaman continues and Gohan has some reasons to be worried about school. Why, find out next time.
Okay, here's chapter two, sorry it took a while but I had writer's block on both my fics, and then I wrote a first version of this chapter which stunk, so I had to redo the whole thing. Hope you enjoy it and please read and review.
Also I do NOT own I'm Just A Girl by No Doubt.
This is Gohan/Videl, probably some romance but that isn't the main purpose of this fic. The main purpose is 2 fold.
Firstly this is a challenge to myself to write something with chapters shorter than 5000 words, and prefrably in the 2000 to 3000 word range. Both just for the heck of it, and to do something about my sister's (Pteska) need to impress me with longer chapters ;). Also to stop myself from constantly saying mine's bigger ;).
Pteska saying: I object your honour.
Judge saying: Approved.
TW saying: Withdrawn.
//Note, those last three lines are by Pteska.
Second it's a place for me to use all my rejected but funny scenes, as well as some new for this fic and funny scenes.
Just to let you know this is going AU just about from the moment Gohan first sets foot in Satan city. Though I will try to stay close to the official story-line the purpose of this fic, and indeed the whole concept of fanfiction would be defeated if I were to stick precisely to the official story.
Also there may be major OOC in here at some point, I'm not sure yet.
Just another note with this chapter, hopefully the full blown humor should start in the next chapter. I can't write completely plotless stuff so I'm sort of building up to the real jokes at first.
Gohan Goes To Highschool
Chapter 2: I'm Just A Girl
Videl Satan was very annoyed as she slipped into her seat next to her friend Erasa. She'd gotten a call about a robbery at the bank where the Gold-fighter had shown up the day before only to see him again doing her job. And as if that wasn't enough another source of frustration was just 2 seats removed from her. The mysterious Son Gohan, a guy that got perfect scores on his entrance exams and seemed like a bookworm, yet he'd jumped over thirty feet and hit a homerun in baseball the other day. Also he lived 500 miles yet when she'd tried to follow him he'd just been walking until he'd suddenly been gone.
'What's up with this guy anyway?' She wondered as she glanced over to him. 'He lives so far off that it would take me over 2 hours to get there in my jet-copter, but not only is he on time, he's early. And he doesn't look tired or anything as if he had to get up real early.'
"Videl!" Erasa's voice brought her out of her daze.
"What is it?"
Erasa leaned closer and started to whisper. "Why are you looking at Gohan like that?"
"Was I?" Videl asked, while mentally kicking herself. 'Great now she's probably thinking I'm after him, and if he noticed I may just have another Sharpner on my hands.'
"Well I think so, though it seemed like you were looking through him, through everything for that matter. I must have waved my hand in front of your face 20 times before you responded."
"Oh, I was just thinking."
"About Gohan."
'Great she's at it again, if I don't look out she'll try to get us together if we're not careful.' "Well a little, about that jump he made yesterday, there's more to him than meets the eye."
"Oh, I know that, he just has to be hiding some muscles under that shirt of his."
"I didn't mean it in that way." 'Gee, doesn't she ever think about anything other than boys and looks?'
Erasa looked genuinely puzzled.
"I mean he seems like he's hiding something." Videl explained.
"Yes I told you, muscles."
'That's it, blondie is getting on my nerves.' "No I mean it's like he's got a secret."
"Oh..." Erasa finally seemed to sort of understand... "You mean you think he's gay or something?"
Apparently not...
"* Sigh * Just forget about it Erasa, ok?" 'I swear her head is so empty I'm surprised it doesn't give off a permanent echo.'
"Oh, okay, so you wanna hear what Kenny said to me the other day."
"No." Videl responded knowing it wouldn't do her any good.
"Well you see I was like at the movies with him and he says to me..."
Fortunately Videl never found out what Kenny had said to Erasa because just then the teacher came in and class started.
A few hours later Videl headed out to lunch with just one thought on her mind. She had to make sure there was at least one boy sitting with her and Erasa or she would have to listen to everything Kenny had ever said. And that probably wouldn't be the end of it. Erasa was a good friend, but when she got started on the subject of boys...
"Gohan." She said rather loudly, spotting a suitable candidate to serve as a distraction for Erasa.
"Yes Videl." Gohan said turning, stuttering and blushing a bit.
"Would you like to sit with me and Erasa for lunch?"
"Uh, sure Videl." He was still nervous, and sure it showed. "That would be great."
"Okay, let's head outside." Erasa chirped, practically towing the other two through the halls and out the door, hanging on to Gohan especially tightly.
Outside they headed for the bleachers, but when they arrived there were no places left, all the seats were filled with others eating their lunch.
"Damn." Videl muttered under her breath. "There's no seats left."
"No problem." Gohan pulled out the capsule with his lunch and threw it down, causing a picnic table with seats on either side to appear. "Have a seat."
Both girls were still staring in shock at the table when he sat down, but Gohan wasn't aware of it.
Just as Gohan was seated and ready to begin eating Videl regained her composure and did what she always did when she was surprised, she attacked.
"Gohan." She snapped, causing the young demi-Saiyan to look up again. "What is this thing? I've never seen this type of Capsule before."
Gohan scratched the back of his head the way he always did when he was forced to do some quick thinking.
'I can't just say: Oh, Bulma Brief owner of Capsule Corporation gave it to me for my lunch, and as a test run for it's launch next year. But the test run might work.'
"Oh, I got it through a friend." He answered, a little vaguely. "It's in the experimental stage now, so this is on a test basis, CC is hoping to launch it next year."
"So I take it this friend works for CC?"
"Yeah." 'Well sort of anyway, she does own the place next to working there.'
"That must be great." Erasa said, finally coming to her senses again. "I bet you can get all kinds of info on upcoming products and stuff, and CC is usually really secretive about that sort of thing."
"Yeah." Videl said. "I remember one time my father wrote to ask when their newest jumbo jet would become available, and they replied that when it became available there would be a press release."
"What, did it end with that?" Erasa asked.
"No," Videl replied, "he was pissed so he wrote the owner, Bulma Brief, asking her if she could tell him when it would be updated."
"And?" Gohan enquired, knowing what sort of response Bulma was likely to have sent.
"He got a note back that read: When I feel like it, and sooner if you stop wasting my time. Signed Bulma Brief."
Gohan chuckled a little, people who tried to write to Bulma directly had an adverse effect on her temper, to put it mildly. "Well with that out of the way, let's eat." He suggested.
Suddenly the girls noticed the food that covered literally every square inch of the table.
"That's your lunch." Erasa shrieked pointing at it.
"Yeah, I know it's not much, but it should tie me over 'till dinner." Gohan said, completely misinterpreting her surprised tone.
Videl and Erasa both sweatdropped.
THAT, wasn't much. Not much for what, a candlelight dinner for King Kong and Godzilla?
Gohan meanwhile was blissfully unaware of their surprise unable to focus quite correctly as Saiyan always were when eating. The girls' shock doubled as they watched him eat, clearing the table of all food in just under ten minutes.
"Kami." Videl whispered as he cleared the last plate of it's contents, then she snapped at Gohan, angry at him for surprising her. "How the hell can you eat like that?"
"Like what?" Gohan asked really not seeing anything out of the ordinary about the way he ate. After all he'd always eaten like this.
"So much and so fast." Videl stated, not knowing what to think of Son Gohan at this point.
"I uh, I guess I always eat uh, like that." Gohan sort of stuttered, blushing and mentally kicking himself for letting others see something unusual about him.
'Insane.' Videl thought.
"Oh, you must tell me your secret." Erasa squealed. "How do you keep your figure when you eat so much?"
'Figures, she would ask that.' Videl commented mentally.
"I don't know." Gohan replied thinking that brining up a part alien metabolism wouldn't be a good idea. "I just do."
It took Gohan a lot of effort to ignore the feeling of Videl glaring at him the rest of the day. Especially since she was using the same glare she had the day before, a look so penetrating and unnerving it would probably make Vegeta jealous.
When at long last the final bell rang Gohan hurried to the roof where he waited for a while until he was sure he was alone, and more importantly, sure that Videl had left the area.
Finally he pushed the button on his watch and Sayaman took the skies, flying, rather more slowly and leisurely than usual towards the 439 mountain area.
He was almost out of Satan city when he spotted Videl, apparently she'd run into some crooks, because she was facing a group of rather angry looking men.
He swooped down to help, but stopped half way there, as the fight started and Videl appeared to be doing fine without his help.
As the fight started Gohan noticed music coming from the open door of a nearby bar, and apparently Videl noticed it too, because she seemed to almost move to the music.
#
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
#
The leader of the crooks might like a ribbon around his eyes now, it might have absorbed some of the impact of Videl's kick to his face. Gohan thought with a smile.
$
I'm exposed
And it's no big surprise
#
Being exposed was also crook #2's problem, as his fighting stance was pathetic and Videl easily knocked him down.
#
Don't you think I know
Exactly where I stand
This world is forcing me
To hold your hand
#
Well crook #3 didn't seem to enjoy Videl's firm grip of his hand, Videl didn't seem thrilled about it either, but used it to toss him carelessly into a nearby brick wall.
#
'Cause I'm just a girl, little ol' me
Don't let me out of your sight
I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite
#
'She is at that.' Gohan mused. 'But she's also strong, she might make a good mate.'
'Argh, my Saiyan side is doing the thinking again, mate, she doesn't even like me.'
#
So don't let me have any rights
#
Well with crook #4 down they were probably about to hear their rights. As for Videl's she did have them, and was more than capable of defending them herself.
#
Oh...I've had it up to here!
The moment that I step outside
So many reasons
For me to run and hide
#
The crooks were certainly in the mood for running and hiding now, but Videl had them cornered in an alley so #5 bit the dust alongside his fallen comrades.
#
I can't do the little things
I hold so dear
'Cause it's all those little things
That I fear
#
Crook #6 was certainly getting well acquainted with fear as Gohan saw Videl use her all-powerful glare on him.
#
'Cause I'm just a girl.
I'd rather not be
'Cause they won't let me drive
Late at night
I'm just a girl,
Guess I'm some kind of freak
'Cause they all sit and stare
With their eyes
#
Well that was fast, with a single blow to the head #6 had gone down leaving just two more crooks to go.
#
I'm just a girl.
Take a good look at me
Just your typical prototype
Oh...I've had it up to here
Oh...am I making myself clear?
#
Well Videl had certainly made herself clear. #7 was down also, first a punch in the gut and then a hit with both hands in the back of his neck sent him down to the ground.
#
I'm just a girl
I'm just a girl in the world
That's all that you'll let me be!
I'm just a girl, living in captivity
#
Well the crooks were about to be introduced to life in captivity, because Gohan Saiyan ears could pick up the sirens just a few blocks away as the police raced to the scene.
#
Your rule of thumb
Makes me worry some
I'm just a girl, what's my destiny?
What I've succumbed to
Is making me numb
#
Crook #8, the last man standing was certainly feeling numb now, after a few sharp blows to the face and neck that send him to the ground.
#
I'm just a girl. My apologies
#
'Bit late for that, isn't it Videl.' Gohan thought with a chuckle as he noticed her lips starting to move a long with the lyrics as she dusted of her hands.
#
What I've become is burdensome
I'm just a girl. Lucky me
Twiddle-dum there's no comparison
Oh...I've had it up to
Oh...I've had it up to
Oh...I've had it up to here
#
The police were on the scene and as the crooks were taken into custody Gohan swooped down to congratulate Videl.
"Great fight Videl."
"Who are you?"
'Oh shit, I'm still Sayaman.' "I am the great Sayaman." He put his fake deep voice on again and accompanied the name with some cool (A/N * snickers *) poses.
"So, Sayaman, how do you know my name?" 'Duh girl, you're a celebrity remember, you figure out how he knows your name.'
'I thought you were me.'
"Uh, well, uhm." Sayaman was having a bit more trouble with the question. "Well you're Hercule's daughter and you fight crime, you're famous." 'Oh boy I hope she didn't notice the delay when my first instinct was to say from school.'
'Why did he wait so long to say that, maybe he just didn't expect the question, or maybe he knows me from somewhere else as well.'
"So," she questioned, "since you're the new super-hero in town, why didn't you jump in and help?"
"You didn't need help." Gohan simply stated. "The first one you got down was the only one carrying a weapon, he was reaching for it when you knocked him out, the others didn't have any guns, so you could handle them, if there had been danger of shooting I would have been there."
"What do you mean by that, I don't see how you could handle bullets any better than I could." Videl started to feel very annoyed as Sayaman chuckled at her remark. She shot him one of her glares and he stopped.
"Sorry." He apologised. "It's just that you're so sure of yourself when the complete opposite is true, go borrow a gun from one of the cops and I'll show you."
'Is this guy for real?' "All right, I'll get the gun."
She walked up to one of the cops and politely asked is she could borrow his side arm. He gave her a funny look but agreed and she walked back over to Sayaman.
"Okay I've got the gun, so now what."
"Shoot me." He said.
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah I'm sure, just shoot."
"Okay, it's been nice knowing you. Any last words?"
"Lot's of 'm but I won't need any here."
Videl aimed for his arm and pulled the trigger. She expected blood to start spouting from a wound any second but it didn't happen. He still just stood there.
"Is your suit bullet proof or something?" She asked.
"I'm not sure, the helmet is, but I'm not sure on the suit, but I don't need the suit to be bullet proof." He stated, opening one fist to reveal the bullet she'd just shot at him.
'What the hell is this guy made of?' She wondered.
"Miss Videl." The officer who's gun she'd borrowed came sprinting into the alley. "What happened?"
"I was just proving a point officer." Gohan stated, showing the bullet in his hand. "Miss Videl had trouble believing me when I told her I can catch bullets, but if you'll excuse me, I must be getting home."
As a parting gesture he tossed the bullet at Videl's feet as he took off.
"I don't know who you are Sayaman." Videl muttered under her breath. "But I'm going to find out, and when I do, I'll find out exactly how that trick works."
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Next time in Gohan Goes To Highschool. Videl's quest to find the true identity of Sayaman continues and Gohan has some reasons to be worried about school. Why, find out next time.
Okay, here's chapter two, sorry it took a while but I had writer's block on both my fics, and then I wrote a first version of this chapter which stunk, so I had to redo the whole thing. Hope you enjoy it and please read and review.