Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ.
This is Gohan/Videl, probably some romance but that isn't the main purpose of this fic. The main purpose is 2 fold.
Firstly this is a challenge to myself to write something with chapters shorter than 5000 words, and preferably in the 2000 to 3000 word range. Both just for the heck of it, and to do something about my sister's (Pteska) need to impress me with longer chapters ;). Also to stop myself from constantly saying mine's bigger ;).
Pteska saying: I object your honour.
Judge saying: Approved.
TW saying: Withdrawn.
//Note, those last three lines are by Pteska.
Second it's a place for me to use all my rejected but funny scenes, as well as some new for this fic and funny scenes.
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Gohan Goes To Highschool
Chapter 5: Voices
Videl looked over to Sayaman as he rather unceremoniously disposed of one of the crooks with a simple chop. He'd already untied the mayor and somehow managed to get the freed magistrate out of the room before returning to help her with the last of the criminals.
There was something strange about him. These guys weren't really good fighters, but they were still pretty tough, even without their fire arms, and yet he seemed to be able to knock them out without even putting any sort of effort into it.
They weren't any sort of match for her either, but the ease with which he was able to deal with them left her with the unnerving feeling she wouldn't be any sort of match for him, he might even be as strong as her dad.
// A/N this is more or less Videl's POV, in case you hadn't guessed.
While she was watching him he'd defeated the last of the crooks and now as she came out of it he had almost finished tying them up.
"Sayaman." She snapped, as he finished tying the last knot and then turned to leave.
Slowly Gohan turned to face the girl. 'What does she want now?' He wondered. 'I'm betting it's nothing good, good for me at least, and I'm also betting she's not going to get it.'
"Yes miss Videl?"
"How did you just take that barrage of machine gun fire?"
"In case you hadn't figured it out yet, bullets don't affect me. And no, it's not because this uniform is bullet proof, I actually don't know whether it is or not, but I took a couple of shots to the face as well, they didn't effect me either."
'Is he for real?' Videl wondered. 'It must be some kind of trick, after all, he can't be stronger than my dad, and I know for a fact dad couldn't take a shot to the face without getting hurt.'
"Now if you'll excuse me miss Videl, I have to go." Gohan stated after a few minutes of silence in which Videl was just staring out into space.
"No wait!" She all but yelled.
"For what?" Gohan sweetly enquired.
"I want to know how you do that."
"Tough luck, cause I'm not going to tell you." Gohan said, before simply leaving faster than the human eye could see.
'She really is pathetic.' Gohan thought as he flew back. 'Though I suppose she isn't entirely to blame, she hasn't been trained by anyone with any real skills. However I suppose it's her complete lack of acceptance of anything she doesn't understand that bugs me the most. I honestly don't know why I bother saving her life all the time. If I let her die and wish her back she'd at least realise how weak she actually is.'
'Come on you know you can't let her die.'
'Who are you?'
'I'm your Saiyan side.'
'So if you're me explain why I can't let her die.'
'Simple, you like her.'
'Well she is kind of nice when she's not acting like miss superhero.'
'That's not what I meant, you fancy her as a possible mate.'
'MATE?!'
'You're a Saiyan, she's the strongest girl your age around, both physically and in character.'
'So you're saying I want to mate with her?'
'Not yet, but she is a possible mate and a Saiyan will even protect a possible mate, if she's deemed worthy.'
'There is no way I'm going to mate with the daughter of that fraud.'
'That's your human side speaking, you'll see I'm right soon enough.'
'But if you're my Saiyan side shouldn't you hate her dad or something.'
'Of course I do, but not her, she's not her father after all.'
Unbeknownst to Gohan a similar discussion was going on in Videl's head, focusing on him, or rather his Great Sayaman alter ego.
'Who does that guy think he is, talking to the daughter of Hercule like that?'
'Come on, you like it, most guys just shake with fear once you tell them who you are, or they try to worship you, like Sharpner.'
'Who are you?'
'I'm your feminine side.'
'MY WHAT?!'
'I'm your...'
'I heard you the first time, but I don't have a feminine side, besides if you are shouldn't you like Sharpner?'
'Of course not, I'm YOUR feminine side, I still have your tastes, such as hating slimy jerks. Besides, not every feminine side's as brainless as Erasa's.'
'So why do I like his attitude, he's down right rude.'
'Maybe a little but he's right, you're far too used to having your own way. You need that strength of character, but you know you need someone that can equal your character, not some puppy-dog like Sharpner, who'll do what ever you tell him to.'
'I suppose, but I don't want anyone at all.'
'Oh, please who are you kidding girl?'
'Uh, you.'
'Well stop it, I am you remember.'
'Oops, forgot about that.'
Later that evening Videl was in bed when she felt her feminine side start to form a voice again. She really didn't mind, she had some questions for her repressed side anyway.
'Hey, feminine me, are you there?' She asked.
'Sure am girl.'
'I want to ask you something, were you really trying to take over that one time I thought of Gohan as a cutie.'
'Not take over, but you did momentarily let me surface.'
'Why?'
'You like him, you can't keep me repressed by as much when he's around.'
'I thought you said I liked Sayaman."
'You do, you like them both, and anyway part of us still suspects them of being the same person, doesn't it.'
'Well yeah, but Gohan acts different from Sayaman, and his hair's wrong.'
'Since when did we become so closed-minded?'
'What do you mean?'
'That you're rejecting any possible explanation for him being able to change his hair colour out of hand, just because you can't think of one. And let's face it girl, we're pretty smart but we're not a genius.'
'What's your point?'
'That there may be ways for him to change his hair like that. But mind you I'm not saying it's him. I'm as unsure as you are.'
Videl sighed as she closed her eyes, trying to picture both Gohan and Sayaman. The two of them did look a little similar, the same height and build, but that hair, she just didn't see how on Earth it could be possible for someone to change their hair like that.
The next day Gohan went over to Capsule Corporation with Goten, in the afternoon. The original plan had been a 'double date' to spar with Vegeta and Trunks, but now Gohan had something other than just a spar on his mind. He felt a need to do the unthinkable, start a conversation with Vegeta.
It wasn't exactly a prospect he relished, but if his Saiyan side was going to keep acting up he wanted to know what to expect, even if that meant trying to interact with the least sociable person he could think of.
The conversation between the two Saiyans took place under 500 times Earth's gravity as they were sparring and went as follows.
* Punch * "Vegeta."
"What * pant * brat * pant *." * Kick *
"I * block * want * kick * to ask * pant * you something."
"WHAT?"
* Punch * "Oh sorry, I didn't realise it'd shocked you so much you'd stopped blocking."
"Spare me your sympathy brat. What do you want to talk about?"
"My Saiyan * block * side. That was good, I barely saw it coming."
"Next time brat * block * you won't see it coming at all, I * pant * swear I will beat you * punch * someday."
* Kick * "Yeah right Vegeta, but about my Saiyan side."
"I * block * didn't know you still had one brat. What about it?"
"It's starting to * block, punch, kick, block * surface. And it's considering a girl I know as a possible mate."
"So, * block *, if you like her * pant * mate * kick * with her."
"That's the problem * kick *, I'm not sure * block *, if I like her that much and on top of that I don't know what to expect from my * block * Saiyan * kick * side."
"If * pant * you want to * kick * talk, do so after * punch * we've * block * finished * block * this spar, * pant * brat."
"Okay Vegeta." Gohan then unleashed almost all of his power and proceeded to beat Vegeta within seconds.
"Now we can talk." The young demi-Saiyan said as he looked down on the fallen prince.
"Damn brat. One day I will beat you, mark my words." Vegeta said.
Gohan just smirked a little as he reached down and pulled the smaller man to his feet. "Perhaps, but not today. Now let's talk."
"Very well what do you want to know brat?"
"Just tell me about the Saiyan traditions and instincts regarding mating." Gohan replied after some thought.
Vegeta just 'Hmmph'-ed at first but proceeded to answer Gohan's questions non-the less.
Gohan and Goten completed their return journey to the 439 area about an hour before dinner. They'd had a nice afternoon at Capsule Corp and as true Saiyans were already looking forward to dinner when the sound of the TV reached their ears through the door. Another special news report about another bunch of crooks.
"Ah well." Gohan sighed. "I guess I'd best get back to Satan city. You go say hi to mom Goten, tell her I won't be long."
Goten nodded and cheered "Go Sayaman." as Gohan took off.
The 'battle' if you could call it that was pretty straightforward. Gohan had arrived on the scene before Videl and so he quickly proceeded to knock out the bad-guys, five in all, who'd been attempting to rob jewellery store.
He smirked a little as he felt Videl's Ki descend as her copter landed just as he was handing the now tied up crooks to the cops.
"A little late aren't you miss Videl." He teased.
"Shut up, jerk. I can't help it if you got here first, but what if you hadn't shown."
"Then you'd probably have been killed, seeing as how they greeted me with five semi automatic weapons firing as fast as they could." Sayaman said.
'There he goes again with the Superman stunts.' Videl thought. 'What's with this guy anyway?'
Sayaman meanwhile took off and Videl hopped back into her copter to follow.
Gohan noticed Videl following him as the last outskirts of Satan City were passing underneath him.
'Might as well see what she wants now.' He thought as he landed in a clearing in the forest outside of the city.
Videl of course landed in the same clearing as soon as she saw Sayaman land and jumped out of her copter again.
"Mr. Sayaman."
"Miss Videl."
"Why do you keep leaving like that?"
"There is no reason for me to stay."
"Yes there is, I want to talk to you."
"What about?"
"Everything, who you are, how you do what you do?"
"That isn't everything, that's just me."
"So I want to talk about you."
"Well like I said there is no reason for me to stay, as I have no intention of talking about myself." He made to leave again knowing that he could easily outrun her if she tried to follow again.
"No, wait!"
Videl was running towards him and he turned to face her.
Then on one of the last steps she tripped over a branch and he caught her.
As she fell into Sayaman's arms Videl felt her feminine side take over.
'Go on.' It told her. 'Kiss him, maybe then he'll tell you who he is.'
The 'normal' part of her mind tried to protest, but somehow it was weakened now that she was in Sayaman's arms.
As she stood up she got onto her toes and pressed her lips against his. Tentatively she send out her tongue tracing his lips until they opened.
Gohan allowed Videl's tongue to enter his mouth and purred in his throat, as the shock of the whole situation seemed to give control to his Saiyan side.
It was especially easy for his Saiyan side to take control now that he was Sayaman and powered up to Super-Saiyan that always unleashed part of it anyway.
Suddenly his rational side took control again and pushed her off. A little too hard perhaps as it send her flying into a tree.
"Why'd you push me so hard." Videl asked as she got up, wincing slightly in pain.
"Sorry." Gohan apologised. "But I was afraid I wouldn't be able to stop myself later."
"What do you mean, it's just a kiss, you can end it any time you like, without shoving me with all your strength."
"Very well since I feel I owe you an apology I'll explain a few things, though nothing that will be of any use to you in finding out who I am. First, it may have been just a kiss, but kissing to me is the first part of mating, now if it had continued my mating instinct would have taken over and we'd be mated for life."
"Come on it's not that drastic."
"Yes it is Videl. The mating creates a telepathic bond between the two mates, you'd find out who I am all right, but you'd never get rid of me. I don't know how it would affect your feelings, but it would tie me to you permanently, meaning that if you didn't feel the same I'd kill anyone who got near you, and maybe even you. And second, that was hardly my full strength, if I'd used that you'd still be flying right now."
"Come on there's no way you can be that strong."
"Trust me I am. Not when I only use my muscles of course, but when I use my Ki..."
"What's Ki?"
"Ki is something you'd know about if you or your father actually were half decent martial artists. Though I suppose that you at least deserve a little more credit than that, you'll probably figure it out in another couple of years even with out anyone helping you. Though you won't really know how to use it, few humans can figure that one out on their own."
"O...kay..." Videl said very drawn out, not knowing what to believe. "Just tell me one thing, if my dad's not, quote, a half decent martial artist, unquote, how did he beat Cell?"
"He didn't, I did." Gohan simply stated. "If you really want to know I was the blond 'delivery boy' at the Cell-games."
"But how could a kid beat Cell when adults couldn't."
"Again an easy question, I was stronger than any of the adults, Ki-size isn't related to age or physical size. Age may have some influence as you've had more time to train when your older, but how well you train is at least as important as how much you train. And there's always an aspect of natural talent, on which training and age have no influence at all."
Videl just wildly shook her head as if trying to clear it.
"Well I'll be going now miss Videl." Gohan said with a little smirk. "I assume you have a lot of thinking to do."
Videl didn't even make any sort of reply and he wasn't about to wait for one, jumping into the air and heading for home faster than her eyes could see, vanishing over the horizon in an instant.
Neither Gohan nor Videl spoke of the incident to anyone. Gohan because he didn't want his mother obsessing over grandchildren all night, and Videl because she didn't know what to think, much less what to say. Part of her wanted to march up to her father and yell at him, demanding to know the truth, while another part of her wanted to just ignore Sayaman and keep believing her father.
When they had to go to school again in the morning it was on both their minds though. On Videl's because she had been thinking about it non-stop since it happened and on Gohan's because he was going to meet her again for the first time after it had happened, even if she didn't know it was him.
Just as Gohan was about to enter the classroom for their first presentation of Career day he froze, that voice coming from the other side of the door, it couldn't be...
***
Next time on Gohan goes to highschool, who couldn't it be? And will career day go smoothly for our young Saiyan? Will it be any fun if it does go smoothly? And what other new developments can we expect? Find out next time.
I've changed the genre from just Humor to Humor/Romance, do you think I should make it Romance/Humor, as this is getting a little serious at points? Let me know what you think.
Well it took a long time, (too long) for this to get out, but here it is anyway. It's been a long time since I've posted anything but that's due to a combination of factors so I won't bother to explain here. Suffice it to say that amongst other things I had a lot of inspiration but not for any of the stories I have posted. I'm updating this now though, along with my other already posted fic, Life is Strange and at the same time I'm also posting a new fic, 'Dawn Of The Third Era', both other fics are Gohan/Videl so you might want to check them out.
This is Gohan/Videl, probably some romance but that isn't the main purpose of this fic. The main purpose is 2 fold.
Firstly this is a challenge to myself to write something with chapters shorter than 5000 words, and preferably in the 2000 to 3000 word range. Both just for the heck of it, and to do something about my sister's (Pteska) need to impress me with longer chapters ;). Also to stop myself from constantly saying mine's bigger ;).
Pteska saying: I object your honour.
Judge saying: Approved.
TW saying: Withdrawn.
//Note, those last three lines are by Pteska.
Second it's a place for me to use all my rejected but funny scenes, as well as some new for this fic and funny scenes.
Responses to reviews:
Gohan Goes To Highschool
Chapter 5: Voices
Videl looked over to Sayaman as he rather unceremoniously disposed of one of the crooks with a simple chop. He'd already untied the mayor and somehow managed to get the freed magistrate out of the room before returning to help her with the last of the criminals.
There was something strange about him. These guys weren't really good fighters, but they were still pretty tough, even without their fire arms, and yet he seemed to be able to knock them out without even putting any sort of effort into it.
They weren't any sort of match for her either, but the ease with which he was able to deal with them left her with the unnerving feeling she wouldn't be any sort of match for him, he might even be as strong as her dad.
// A/N this is more or less Videl's POV, in case you hadn't guessed.
While she was watching him he'd defeated the last of the crooks and now as she came out of it he had almost finished tying them up.
"Sayaman." She snapped, as he finished tying the last knot and then turned to leave.
Slowly Gohan turned to face the girl. 'What does she want now?' He wondered. 'I'm betting it's nothing good, good for me at least, and I'm also betting she's not going to get it.'
"Yes miss Videl?"
"How did you just take that barrage of machine gun fire?"
"In case you hadn't figured it out yet, bullets don't affect me. And no, it's not because this uniform is bullet proof, I actually don't know whether it is or not, but I took a couple of shots to the face as well, they didn't effect me either."
'Is he for real?' Videl wondered. 'It must be some kind of trick, after all, he can't be stronger than my dad, and I know for a fact dad couldn't take a shot to the face without getting hurt.'
"Now if you'll excuse me miss Videl, I have to go." Gohan stated after a few minutes of silence in which Videl was just staring out into space.
"No wait!" She all but yelled.
"For what?" Gohan sweetly enquired.
"I want to know how you do that."
"Tough luck, cause I'm not going to tell you." Gohan said, before simply leaving faster than the human eye could see.
'She really is pathetic.' Gohan thought as he flew back. 'Though I suppose she isn't entirely to blame, she hasn't been trained by anyone with any real skills. However I suppose it's her complete lack of acceptance of anything she doesn't understand that bugs me the most. I honestly don't know why I bother saving her life all the time. If I let her die and wish her back she'd at least realise how weak she actually is.'
'Come on you know you can't let her die.'
'Who are you?'
'I'm your Saiyan side.'
'So if you're me explain why I can't let her die.'
'Simple, you like her.'
'Well she is kind of nice when she's not acting like miss superhero.'
'That's not what I meant, you fancy her as a possible mate.'
'MATE?!'
'You're a Saiyan, she's the strongest girl your age around, both physically and in character.'
'So you're saying I want to mate with her?'
'Not yet, but she is a possible mate and a Saiyan will even protect a possible mate, if she's deemed worthy.'
'There is no way I'm going to mate with the daughter of that fraud.'
'That's your human side speaking, you'll see I'm right soon enough.'
'But if you're my Saiyan side shouldn't you hate her dad or something.'
'Of course I do, but not her, she's not her father after all.'
Unbeknownst to Gohan a similar discussion was going on in Videl's head, focusing on him, or rather his Great Sayaman alter ego.
'Who does that guy think he is, talking to the daughter of Hercule like that?'
'Come on, you like it, most guys just shake with fear once you tell them who you are, or they try to worship you, like Sharpner.'
'Who are you?'
'I'm your feminine side.'
'MY WHAT?!'
'I'm your...'
'I heard you the first time, but I don't have a feminine side, besides if you are shouldn't you like Sharpner?'
'Of course not, I'm YOUR feminine side, I still have your tastes, such as hating slimy jerks. Besides, not every feminine side's as brainless as Erasa's.'
'So why do I like his attitude, he's down right rude.'
'Maybe a little but he's right, you're far too used to having your own way. You need that strength of character, but you know you need someone that can equal your character, not some puppy-dog like Sharpner, who'll do what ever you tell him to.'
'I suppose, but I don't want anyone at all.'
'Oh, please who are you kidding girl?'
'Uh, you.'
'Well stop it, I am you remember.'
'Oops, forgot about that.'
Later that evening Videl was in bed when she felt her feminine side start to form a voice again. She really didn't mind, she had some questions for her repressed side anyway.
'Hey, feminine me, are you there?' She asked.
'Sure am girl.'
'I want to ask you something, were you really trying to take over that one time I thought of Gohan as a cutie.'
'Not take over, but you did momentarily let me surface.'
'Why?'
'You like him, you can't keep me repressed by as much when he's around.'
'I thought you said I liked Sayaman."
'You do, you like them both, and anyway part of us still suspects them of being the same person, doesn't it.'
'Well yeah, but Gohan acts different from Sayaman, and his hair's wrong.'
'Since when did we become so closed-minded?'
'What do you mean?'
'That you're rejecting any possible explanation for him being able to change his hair colour out of hand, just because you can't think of one. And let's face it girl, we're pretty smart but we're not a genius.'
'What's your point?'
'That there may be ways for him to change his hair like that. But mind you I'm not saying it's him. I'm as unsure as you are.'
Videl sighed as she closed her eyes, trying to picture both Gohan and Sayaman. The two of them did look a little similar, the same height and build, but that hair, she just didn't see how on Earth it could be possible for someone to change their hair like that.
The next day Gohan went over to Capsule Corporation with Goten, in the afternoon. The original plan had been a 'double date' to spar with Vegeta and Trunks, but now Gohan had something other than just a spar on his mind. He felt a need to do the unthinkable, start a conversation with Vegeta.
It wasn't exactly a prospect he relished, but if his Saiyan side was going to keep acting up he wanted to know what to expect, even if that meant trying to interact with the least sociable person he could think of.
The conversation between the two Saiyans took place under 500 times Earth's gravity as they were sparring and went as follows.
* Punch * "Vegeta."
"What * pant * brat * pant *." * Kick *
"I * block * want * kick * to ask * pant * you something."
"WHAT?"
* Punch * "Oh sorry, I didn't realise it'd shocked you so much you'd stopped blocking."
"Spare me your sympathy brat. What do you want to talk about?"
"My Saiyan * block * side. That was good, I barely saw it coming."
"Next time brat * block * you won't see it coming at all, I * pant * swear I will beat you * punch * someday."
* Kick * "Yeah right Vegeta, but about my Saiyan side."
"I * block * didn't know you still had one brat. What about it?"
"It's starting to * block, punch, kick, block * surface. And it's considering a girl I know as a possible mate."
"So, * block *, if you like her * pant * mate * kick * with her."
"That's the problem * kick *, I'm not sure * block *, if I like her that much and on top of that I don't know what to expect from my * block * Saiyan * kick * side."
"If * pant * you want to * kick * talk, do so after * punch * we've * block * finished * block * this spar, * pant * brat."
"Okay Vegeta." Gohan then unleashed almost all of his power and proceeded to beat Vegeta within seconds.
"Now we can talk." The young demi-Saiyan said as he looked down on the fallen prince.
"Damn brat. One day I will beat you, mark my words." Vegeta said.
Gohan just smirked a little as he reached down and pulled the smaller man to his feet. "Perhaps, but not today. Now let's talk."
"Very well what do you want to know brat?"
"Just tell me about the Saiyan traditions and instincts regarding mating." Gohan replied after some thought.
Vegeta just 'Hmmph'-ed at first but proceeded to answer Gohan's questions non-the less.
Gohan and Goten completed their return journey to the 439 area about an hour before dinner. They'd had a nice afternoon at Capsule Corp and as true Saiyans were already looking forward to dinner when the sound of the TV reached their ears through the door. Another special news report about another bunch of crooks.
"Ah well." Gohan sighed. "I guess I'd best get back to Satan city. You go say hi to mom Goten, tell her I won't be long."
Goten nodded and cheered "Go Sayaman." as Gohan took off.
The 'battle' if you could call it that was pretty straightforward. Gohan had arrived on the scene before Videl and so he quickly proceeded to knock out the bad-guys, five in all, who'd been attempting to rob jewellery store.
He smirked a little as he felt Videl's Ki descend as her copter landed just as he was handing the now tied up crooks to the cops.
"A little late aren't you miss Videl." He teased.
"Shut up, jerk. I can't help it if you got here first, but what if you hadn't shown."
"Then you'd probably have been killed, seeing as how they greeted me with five semi automatic weapons firing as fast as they could." Sayaman said.
'There he goes again with the Superman stunts.' Videl thought. 'What's with this guy anyway?'
Sayaman meanwhile took off and Videl hopped back into her copter to follow.
Gohan noticed Videl following him as the last outskirts of Satan City were passing underneath him.
'Might as well see what she wants now.' He thought as he landed in a clearing in the forest outside of the city.
Videl of course landed in the same clearing as soon as she saw Sayaman land and jumped out of her copter again.
"Mr. Sayaman."
"Miss Videl."
"Why do you keep leaving like that?"
"There is no reason for me to stay."
"Yes there is, I want to talk to you."
"What about?"
"Everything, who you are, how you do what you do?"
"That isn't everything, that's just me."
"So I want to talk about you."
"Well like I said there is no reason for me to stay, as I have no intention of talking about myself." He made to leave again knowing that he could easily outrun her if she tried to follow again.
"No, wait!"
Videl was running towards him and he turned to face her.
Then on one of the last steps she tripped over a branch and he caught her.
As she fell into Sayaman's arms Videl felt her feminine side take over.
'Go on.' It told her. 'Kiss him, maybe then he'll tell you who he is.'
The 'normal' part of her mind tried to protest, but somehow it was weakened now that she was in Sayaman's arms.
As she stood up she got onto her toes and pressed her lips against his. Tentatively she send out her tongue tracing his lips until they opened.
Gohan allowed Videl's tongue to enter his mouth and purred in his throat, as the shock of the whole situation seemed to give control to his Saiyan side.
It was especially easy for his Saiyan side to take control now that he was Sayaman and powered up to Super-Saiyan that always unleashed part of it anyway.
Suddenly his rational side took control again and pushed her off. A little too hard perhaps as it send her flying into a tree.
"Why'd you push me so hard." Videl asked as she got up, wincing slightly in pain.
"Sorry." Gohan apologised. "But I was afraid I wouldn't be able to stop myself later."
"What do you mean, it's just a kiss, you can end it any time you like, without shoving me with all your strength."
"Very well since I feel I owe you an apology I'll explain a few things, though nothing that will be of any use to you in finding out who I am. First, it may have been just a kiss, but kissing to me is the first part of mating, now if it had continued my mating instinct would have taken over and we'd be mated for life."
"Come on it's not that drastic."
"Yes it is Videl. The mating creates a telepathic bond between the two mates, you'd find out who I am all right, but you'd never get rid of me. I don't know how it would affect your feelings, but it would tie me to you permanently, meaning that if you didn't feel the same I'd kill anyone who got near you, and maybe even you. And second, that was hardly my full strength, if I'd used that you'd still be flying right now."
"Come on there's no way you can be that strong."
"Trust me I am. Not when I only use my muscles of course, but when I use my Ki..."
"What's Ki?"
"Ki is something you'd know about if you or your father actually were half decent martial artists. Though I suppose that you at least deserve a little more credit than that, you'll probably figure it out in another couple of years even with out anyone helping you. Though you won't really know how to use it, few humans can figure that one out on their own."
"O...kay..." Videl said very drawn out, not knowing what to believe. "Just tell me one thing, if my dad's not, quote, a half decent martial artist, unquote, how did he beat Cell?"
"He didn't, I did." Gohan simply stated. "If you really want to know I was the blond 'delivery boy' at the Cell-games."
"But how could a kid beat Cell when adults couldn't."
"Again an easy question, I was stronger than any of the adults, Ki-size isn't related to age or physical size. Age may have some influence as you've had more time to train when your older, but how well you train is at least as important as how much you train. And there's always an aspect of natural talent, on which training and age have no influence at all."
Videl just wildly shook her head as if trying to clear it.
"Well I'll be going now miss Videl." Gohan said with a little smirk. "I assume you have a lot of thinking to do."
Videl didn't even make any sort of reply and he wasn't about to wait for one, jumping into the air and heading for home faster than her eyes could see, vanishing over the horizon in an instant.
Neither Gohan nor Videl spoke of the incident to anyone. Gohan because he didn't want his mother obsessing over grandchildren all night, and Videl because she didn't know what to think, much less what to say. Part of her wanted to march up to her father and yell at him, demanding to know the truth, while another part of her wanted to just ignore Sayaman and keep believing her father.
When they had to go to school again in the morning it was on both their minds though. On Videl's because she had been thinking about it non-stop since it happened and on Gohan's because he was going to meet her again for the first time after it had happened, even if she didn't know it was him.
Just as Gohan was about to enter the classroom for their first presentation of Career day he froze, that voice coming from the other side of the door, it couldn't be...
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Next time on Gohan goes to highschool, who couldn't it be? And will career day go smoothly for our young Saiyan? Will it be any fun if it does go smoothly? And what other new developments can we expect? Find out next time.
I've changed the genre from just Humor to Humor/Romance, do you think I should make it Romance/Humor, as this is getting a little serious at points? Let me know what you think.
Well it took a long time, (too long) for this to get out, but here it is anyway. It's been a long time since I've posted anything but that's due to a combination of factors so I won't bother to explain here. Suffice it to say that amongst other things I had a lot of inspiration but not for any of the stories I have posted. I'm updating this now though, along with my other already posted fic, Life is Strange and at the same time I'm also posting a new fic, 'Dawn Of The Third Era', both other fics are Gohan/Videl so you might want to check them out.