The Minjos Strike Back
Chapter 2:
A New Bad Guy Enters the Scene
(As the group continued flying, Malic's hideout came into view.)
Kazooie: There it is, there it is!
(Kazooie pointed, and her and Banjo dropped a few feet. Kazooie quickly picked up)
Banjo: Kazooie! I swear you're not responsible enough to do the flying. You always drop us someway or the other.
Kazooie: You try flying, then! It's not as easy as it looks, bozo!
Banjo: I wish I could, Kazooie, I wish I could.
Kazooie: Then here's your chance!
(Kazooie stops flying, in a way that makes it seem like the two are flirting)
Banjo: Kazooie! I can't fly!
(Just inches from the ground, Kazooie spreads out her wings and catches up to Kito and Tashi, who were trying to ram each other out of the air, snickering.)
Kazooie: I know you can't fly. That's why you need me on all of our adventures.
(Kito and Tashi's argument is heard in the background.)
Tashi: Stop taking so much room, big butt!
Kito: I do not have a big butt!
Kazooie: You been looking Tashi?
Tashi: Eew, no! I've just heard it from other Minervians who have been sick enough to look.
Kito: I am so beautiful!
Tashi: In your dreams.
(The four land in front of the hideout, where a Minjo was standing outside. This one was black, with a white belly, and a teal diamond on his chest. He was leaning against the entrance.)
Black Minjo: Yo, what's up?
Kazooie: Aren't you supposed to be saying, 'Halt, who goes there?'
Black Minjo: No, not really. I'm not guarding this place. Sure, I live here, but I don't care about the rest. Besides, I'm waiting for that idiot Malic to come back with my new teammate. My old one died by ways of an accident. *Innocent grin*
Kazooie: Oh, really?
Kito: Yeah, really?
Black Minjo: Of course! I'm no murderer, I just kind of tripped him, and he fell off a cliff. Not my fault, not my responsibility.
Tashi: Bad guys sure are weird sometimes.
Black Minjo: Ah, bad guy? No, no, rebel is more like it. By the way, my name's Blacky. Yours?
Kito: I'm Kito, and that's Tashi, and that's Banjo, and that's Kazooie, and that's. I don't know who that is.
(The group looks over to see who Kito's talking about, when they notice a tall green plant standing not too far away from them. He has short, yellow petals on the back of his head, and he wears a red cape.)
Kito: See? I told you I don't know who that is.
Kazooie: Look! It's the crap-face, Malic!
(Malic is seen walking toward the entrance where Blacky is.)
Malic: Yeah, right.
Banjo: I say we get out of here Kazooie.
Kazooie: I do too, just so we don't become Malic's victims of.
(Banjo hits the backpack with his paw, cutting Kazooie off, and Kazooie springs into the air, quickly followed by Kito and Tashi. Once they're out of earshot, Blacky talks again.)
Blacky: Dude, what's with the vegetation?
Malic: Blacky, meet your new teammate. Maybe you'll get a long with this one.
Blacky: Aye-aye, madam!
(Malic walks out of the scene into the hideout)
Blacky: So, you talk much?
Plant: All the time.
Blacky: Sarcastic smart-ass, vicious murderer, or gentle lamb?
Plant: I would say sarcastic smart-ass. Name's Venome.
Blacky: Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Plant!
Venome: My name. is Venome. There. I said it slower for you. Maybe you can get through your head this time.
Blacky: Cool. So you are a smart-ass?
Venome: Naw, I'm just pretending.
Blacky: Okay, I can live with that. So, how'd you get here?
Venome: That jerk started talking to me and led me here. No other place to go, so I decided to follow him.
Blacky: The usual. That's how my last teammate got here.
Venome: Last?
Blacky: Oh, yeah. Went through 56 teammates just this week. They all died mysteriously, though. Nothing I could do about it.
Venome: So you had something to do with them?
Blacky: Well. Maybe just a teensy-weensy bit.
(The two laughed.)
Blacky: Anyway, who knows? You may become one of them.
Venome: I don't think so, for some odd reason.
(Blacky looked at Venome, then noticing that he was quite a bit taller than he was, he dropped it.)
Blacky: yeah, I can see your point.
Kazooie: So, they got another one on their side. We need to stop them some how.
Tashi: I say we attack Malic when he's alone, by himself.
Kito: yeah!
Banjo: We'd need more people on our side though.
Kito: But I'm confused. What kind of plant was that? A snapdragon?
Kazooie: No, more like a pansy!
Tashi: I would say Black-eyed Susan.
Banjo: You're all wrong. He's a daisy.
(The four laugh at their suggestions, and discuss the rest of their plan.)
(As the group continued flying, Malic's hideout came into view.)
Kazooie: There it is, there it is!
(Kazooie pointed, and her and Banjo dropped a few feet. Kazooie quickly picked up)
Banjo: Kazooie! I swear you're not responsible enough to do the flying. You always drop us someway or the other.
Kazooie: You try flying, then! It's not as easy as it looks, bozo!
Banjo: I wish I could, Kazooie, I wish I could.
Kazooie: Then here's your chance!
(Kazooie stops flying, in a way that makes it seem like the two are flirting)
Banjo: Kazooie! I can't fly!
(Just inches from the ground, Kazooie spreads out her wings and catches up to Kito and Tashi, who were trying to ram each other out of the air, snickering.)
Kazooie: I know you can't fly. That's why you need me on all of our adventures.
(Kito and Tashi's argument is heard in the background.)
Tashi: Stop taking so much room, big butt!
Kito: I do not have a big butt!
Kazooie: You been looking Tashi?
Tashi: Eew, no! I've just heard it from other Minervians who have been sick enough to look.
Kito: I am so beautiful!
Tashi: In your dreams.
(The four land in front of the hideout, where a Minjo was standing outside. This one was black, with a white belly, and a teal diamond on his chest. He was leaning against the entrance.)
Black Minjo: Yo, what's up?
Kazooie: Aren't you supposed to be saying, 'Halt, who goes there?'
Black Minjo: No, not really. I'm not guarding this place. Sure, I live here, but I don't care about the rest. Besides, I'm waiting for that idiot Malic to come back with my new teammate. My old one died by ways of an accident. *Innocent grin*
Kazooie: Oh, really?
Kito: Yeah, really?
Black Minjo: Of course! I'm no murderer, I just kind of tripped him, and he fell off a cliff. Not my fault, not my responsibility.
Tashi: Bad guys sure are weird sometimes.
Black Minjo: Ah, bad guy? No, no, rebel is more like it. By the way, my name's Blacky. Yours?
Kito: I'm Kito, and that's Tashi, and that's Banjo, and that's Kazooie, and that's. I don't know who that is.
(The group looks over to see who Kito's talking about, when they notice a tall green plant standing not too far away from them. He has short, yellow petals on the back of his head, and he wears a red cape.)
Kito: See? I told you I don't know who that is.
Kazooie: Look! It's the crap-face, Malic!
(Malic is seen walking toward the entrance where Blacky is.)
Malic: Yeah, right.
Banjo: I say we get out of here Kazooie.
Kazooie: I do too, just so we don't become Malic's victims of.
(Banjo hits the backpack with his paw, cutting Kazooie off, and Kazooie springs into the air, quickly followed by Kito and Tashi. Once they're out of earshot, Blacky talks again.)
Blacky: Dude, what's with the vegetation?
Malic: Blacky, meet your new teammate. Maybe you'll get a long with this one.
Blacky: Aye-aye, madam!
(Malic walks out of the scene into the hideout)
Blacky: So, you talk much?
Plant: All the time.
Blacky: Sarcastic smart-ass, vicious murderer, or gentle lamb?
Plant: I would say sarcastic smart-ass. Name's Venome.
Blacky: Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Plant!
Venome: My name. is Venome. There. I said it slower for you. Maybe you can get through your head this time.
Blacky: Cool. So you are a smart-ass?
Venome: Naw, I'm just pretending.
Blacky: Okay, I can live with that. So, how'd you get here?
Venome: That jerk started talking to me and led me here. No other place to go, so I decided to follow him.
Blacky: The usual. That's how my last teammate got here.
Venome: Last?
Blacky: Oh, yeah. Went through 56 teammates just this week. They all died mysteriously, though. Nothing I could do about it.
Venome: So you had something to do with them?
Blacky: Well. Maybe just a teensy-weensy bit.
(The two laughed.)
Blacky: Anyway, who knows? You may become one of them.
Venome: I don't think so, for some odd reason.
(Blacky looked at Venome, then noticing that he was quite a bit taller than he was, he dropped it.)
Blacky: yeah, I can see your point.
Kazooie: So, they got another one on their side. We need to stop them some how.
Tashi: I say we attack Malic when he's alone, by himself.
Kito: yeah!
Banjo: We'd need more people on our side though.
Kito: But I'm confused. What kind of plant was that? A snapdragon?
Kazooie: No, more like a pansy!
Tashi: I would say Black-eyed Susan.
Banjo: You're all wrong. He's a daisy.
(The four laugh at their suggestions, and discuss the rest of their plan.)