Note from Jessie the Spaz: I know the dialogue is extremely exaggerated, but that's the point. It's a comedy. ;) I've also only read one interview with Sean in it. I know that isn't very fan-like, but I still think he's a hottie! ( My friend deserves credit for the ideas!
Disclaimer: I own Claricka, Roslyn, and Kathralyn, the plot, and vutten scotten. I do not own Oliver Wood/Sean Biggerstaff. I don't own Ficus Plant, either. It's from an ABC warehouse commercial.
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Chapter 4: Tattoos and Ideas
Claricka was the first up. She bounded over to Oliver Wood and knocked him right off the cauldron! She tackled him to the ground.
"Oh my GAWD! Oh my GAWD!" she shrieked. She stared at him for a moment, dreamily. After the moment expired, she hugged him tightly.
"Uh, where am I?" Oliver asked. His words were drowned by Claricka's annoying screeching and cheering. Therefore, she did not hear him.
Kathralyn and Roslyn were soon woken from their sister's very loud excitement.
Kathralyn immediately shoved her sister off of Oliver and hugged him, and planted a wet one on his cheek.
"He's dead sexy!" Kathralyn said.
Roslyn stood back for a moment, observing.
"The spell!" she said, slowly, quietly, contemplatively. However, she was soon also loud. "The spell worked! It actually worked! It worked! Well...FORGET THE FRICKEN' SPELL! OLIVER WOOD IS HERE! HE IS SUCH A HOTTIE!"
She jumped onto him, also.
"Hey..!" Claricka said, sounding indignant and drunk. "I was up first!"
"So?" Roslyn snapped. "It was my idea!"
"Yeah," retorted Kathralyn, stupidly. "Well, I'm the cute one!"
Claricka snorted laughter and Roslyn stared for a moment.
"Where am I?" Oliver asked, again.
Roslyn straightened her act. She gave a very quick, exasperated and vague expression. "You are at our house. The Rainshine house, the one people fear! Perhaps you've heard of us? No one comes to this part of the woods because of 'crazy witches'. Well, we summoned you!"
"Uh.I'm supposed to be an interview."
"Well, I guess your not there anymore!" Claricka said, and started kissing him all over his face. He had her red lipstick all over his face and Claricka's makeup was smeared. Kathralyn also kissed him.
Roslyn hugged him.
"I want a tattoo!" Kathralyn said.
"Hey, I do too!" Claricka piped. "Vutten scotten? Oliver Wood? Ficus Plants? Toilety Paper? We love it all!"
"WHEN AM I GETTING OUT OF HERE?" Oliver asked, again, speaking over the annoying ones.
"Never," said Roslyn, smirking at him.
Oliver didn't say anything. He just stared at them long and hard.
"He doesn't like us!" wailed Claricka.
"Well, we will change that!" snarled Roslyn.
"Huh?" Kathralyn said.
"Oliver, why don't you just get some sleep. We can see that you don't wish to stay with us. You may leave in the morning." She winked at her sisters in the dark basement. They, actually, caught on! For ONCE, they actually caught on!
So, Oliver went to sleep, and the three of them got their tattoos.
However, Roslyn had an idea. It was one to keep Oliver Wood.
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This chapter was pretty pointless. But, then again.SO IS THIS WHOLE STUPID STORY! But, tune in soon. I am so annoying with this whole suspense thing at the end of the chapter thing, aren't I?
Disclaimer: I own Claricka, Roslyn, and Kathralyn, the plot, and vutten scotten. I do not own Oliver Wood/Sean Biggerstaff. I don't own Ficus Plant, either. It's from an ABC warehouse commercial.
~~~
Chapter 4: Tattoos and Ideas
Claricka was the first up. She bounded over to Oliver Wood and knocked him right off the cauldron! She tackled him to the ground.
"Oh my GAWD! Oh my GAWD!" she shrieked. She stared at him for a moment, dreamily. After the moment expired, she hugged him tightly.
"Uh, where am I?" Oliver asked. His words were drowned by Claricka's annoying screeching and cheering. Therefore, she did not hear him.
Kathralyn and Roslyn were soon woken from their sister's very loud excitement.
Kathralyn immediately shoved her sister off of Oliver and hugged him, and planted a wet one on his cheek.
"He's dead sexy!" Kathralyn said.
Roslyn stood back for a moment, observing.
"The spell!" she said, slowly, quietly, contemplatively. However, she was soon also loud. "The spell worked! It actually worked! It worked! Well...FORGET THE FRICKEN' SPELL! OLIVER WOOD IS HERE! HE IS SUCH A HOTTIE!"
She jumped onto him, also.
"Hey..!" Claricka said, sounding indignant and drunk. "I was up first!"
"So?" Roslyn snapped. "It was my idea!"
"Yeah," retorted Kathralyn, stupidly. "Well, I'm the cute one!"
Claricka snorted laughter and Roslyn stared for a moment.
"Where am I?" Oliver asked, again.
Roslyn straightened her act. She gave a very quick, exasperated and vague expression. "You are at our house. The Rainshine house, the one people fear! Perhaps you've heard of us? No one comes to this part of the woods because of 'crazy witches'. Well, we summoned you!"
"Uh.I'm supposed to be an interview."
"Well, I guess your not there anymore!" Claricka said, and started kissing him all over his face. He had her red lipstick all over his face and Claricka's makeup was smeared. Kathralyn also kissed him.
Roslyn hugged him.
"I want a tattoo!" Kathralyn said.
"Hey, I do too!" Claricka piped. "Vutten scotten? Oliver Wood? Ficus Plants? Toilety Paper? We love it all!"
"WHEN AM I GETTING OUT OF HERE?" Oliver asked, again, speaking over the annoying ones.
"Never," said Roslyn, smirking at him.
Oliver didn't say anything. He just stared at them long and hard.
"He doesn't like us!" wailed Claricka.
"Well, we will change that!" snarled Roslyn.
"Huh?" Kathralyn said.
"Oliver, why don't you just get some sleep. We can see that you don't wish to stay with us. You may leave in the morning." She winked at her sisters in the dark basement. They, actually, caught on! For ONCE, they actually caught on!
So, Oliver went to sleep, and the three of them got their tattoos.
However, Roslyn had an idea. It was one to keep Oliver Wood.
~~~
This chapter was pretty pointless. But, then again.SO IS THIS WHOLE STUPID STORY! But, tune in soon. I am so annoying with this whole suspense thing at the end of the chapter thing, aren't I?