Note from Jessie the Spaz: Again, all of this is exaggerated! Thanks to my friend Janell, who is based on Kathralyn, for helping with some of the ideas. (Vutten Scotten, Ficus Plant, and Toilet-y Paper)

Disclaimer: I own the girls, vutten scotten, and toilet-y paper. I do not own ficus plant (it's from an ABC warehouse commercial), 'I'm a sexy beast' (from 'Austin Powers'), or Oliver Wood.

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Chapter 5: The Love Potion

The next morning, Oliver was woken by Claricka and Kathralyn. They were kissing him.

"I'm a sexy beast, baby, yeah!" Oliver said, as they kept kissing him. He smiled. 'Even if these girls are annoying, they are still sexy!' But, just because someone was sexy, didn't mean he would stay 'in love'.

"Breakfast!" Roslyn sang out from the dining room.

They went to the kitchen. Claricka ran, dragging Oliver along.

They all sat down. Roslyn winked at her sisters. She had stayed up all night conjuring a love potion. It consisted of turtle soup, vodka, and candy hearts.

Claricka got the hint. She was a bit more serious today. She was still spastic. Yet, she was still more serious. She felt sick to her stomach, and a blazing headache. Hangovers really sucked! However, she would not let that interfere with her new boyfriend.

Kathralyn wrinkled her nose, wondering why Roslyn winked. She suddenly was hit with the idea.

"Ooh!" Kathralyn loudly announced. "The love pot-"

Claricka kicked her sister in the shin, to shut her up.

"Don't mind her," Roslyn said to Oliver, staring directly at Kathralyn. "She is a confused soul."

Oliver nodded, and took a gulp of his drink. The drink was the potion!

Roslyn smiled at her sisters. Claricka returned the smile. Kathralyn looked dumbfounded. 'Why are they smiling?'

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"Well, Oliver," stated Roslyn, after breakfast was over. "I guess you had better go."

"Nooo!" sobbed Claricka, grabbing his ankle.

"Grow up, Ficus Plant!" Roslyn scolded. Ficus Plant was Claricka's nickname.

"I - don't - want - him - to - leave!" Claricka gasped out, between sobs. She jumped on him, wrapping her arms around him.

Roslyn tried with all of her strength to pry her sister off of Oliver. She managed to, yet with much difficulty.

"Let go of me! Toilet-y paper!"

"Ove-lay otion-pay," she muttered in her sister's ear. "And don't call me toilet-y paper!" She smacked her sister. Roslyn hated her nickname.

Claricka caught on and smirked.

"Okay, Oliver," Claricka said, cheerfully. "Get the hell out!"

Kathralyn hugged him, and blocked her sisters. "Have you all gone crazy? Am I the only sane one here?"

Claricka and Roslyn giggled.

"Shut up!" Kathralyn yelled. "He ain't goin' no where!"

Roslyn rolled her eyes at her sister's stupidity.

"Vutten Scotten is such an idiot," Claricka muttered. Vutten Scotten was Kathralyn's nickname.

"Actually," said Sean, kissing Kathralyn. "I can stay."

Roslyn looked happy and triumphant. Her spell actually was actually successful!

Claricka looked incensed. She slapped Kathralyn and then Oliver

"He's my man!" she said, throwing her arms around his neck, and kissing him. Roslyn smiled, and the girls got in a catfight, but no one got Claricka off of him!

And, so, Sean was to stay at the Rainshine House forevermore.

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