Hello everyone, and welcome to my story! *Trumpets blare* First things
first. There are no Tamora Pierce characters in this chapter, but when they
do show up, they do not belong to me. They belong to Tamora. Scorpion,
Tonitrus and Learo belong to Tonirus, and Cytosine, Gloria and Sheila all
belong to Cytosine, who are both f.f. Authors, so go check out their stuff!
And now, onto the story!
Oh, and I'm getting the rest of the TP books I don't have for Christmas! Yay! All must celebrate my happiness!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*
"Bekah, Wait up!" Shouted Megan, franticly trying to catch up with her friend. "You're going too damn fast!
This is where I decided to stop writing in paragraph form, and start using the way that I will be doing from now on. Blame my lazyness.
Bekah: "Can't. If I don't go too fast for you to keep up, I will self- implode, and then you'll never find out what I wanted to show you, hmmm?"
Megan: *stops* "Oh. Okay. Hey!" *runs to catch up again, smacks into Bekah, and falls down on her butt* "Ouch!" *Gets up* "Now, what did you want to show me?"
Bekah: *holds up her finger* "Shhh! The evil penguins are telling me something!"
Megan: *Pouts* "Why do the evil penguins only talk to you? Only Learhon talks to me"
Bekah: "Learhon?"
Megan: "The god of Green Leaves." *rolls eyes* "Duh."
Bekah: "Oh right. Learho's weenie twin brother, right?"
Megan: "He's not a weenie!"
Bekah: "Is too!"
Megan: "Is not!"
Bekah: "Is too!"
Megan: "Is not!"
Bekah: "Is too!"
*Fight commences*
Scorpion: *walks up, aims gun at the fight* *Brown greyhound puppy jumps up and grabs gun*
Scorpion: "D'oh!" *takes out another gun* *Another puppy takes gun*
Scorpion: "Jeez!" *takes out a bigger gun* *Larger puppy takes the gun*
Scorpion: *growls, and takes out yet another gun* *Another puppy seals this gun*
Scorpion: "Dammit!" *gets out flame-thrower* *Cytosine and Gloria run up, grab the flame-thrower and start fighting over who gets is while Sheila paints her nails pink*
Scorpion: "Son of a- *gets out her Desert Eagle, but see that Bekah and Megan have stopped fighting* "Arggg!!!!" *fires gun at Tonitrus who just walked into the story*
(Mr. Noe N. Othing would like to interrupt this story to tell you that Scorpion is trigger-happy. That is all)
Megan and Bekah: *rush over to Tonitrus*
Megan: "Ack." *To Scorpion* "That wasn't nice!"
Scorpion: "I know. That's why I did it." *grins*
Bekah: *Sighs, and uses elf magic to revive him*
Tonitrus: *wakes up* "Woah.I'm surrounded by ladies." *Grins*
Megan, Bekah & Scorpion: *kill Tonitrus*
Oh, and I'm getting the rest of the TP books I don't have for Christmas! Yay! All must celebrate my happiness!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*
"Bekah, Wait up!" Shouted Megan, franticly trying to catch up with her friend. "You're going too damn fast!
This is where I decided to stop writing in paragraph form, and start using the way that I will be doing from now on. Blame my lazyness.
Bekah: "Can't. If I don't go too fast for you to keep up, I will self- implode, and then you'll never find out what I wanted to show you, hmmm?"
Megan: *stops* "Oh. Okay. Hey!" *runs to catch up again, smacks into Bekah, and falls down on her butt* "Ouch!" *Gets up* "Now, what did you want to show me?"
Bekah: *holds up her finger* "Shhh! The evil penguins are telling me something!"
Megan: *Pouts* "Why do the evil penguins only talk to you? Only Learhon talks to me"
Bekah: "Learhon?"
Megan: "The god of Green Leaves." *rolls eyes* "Duh."
Bekah: "Oh right. Learho's weenie twin brother, right?"
Megan: "He's not a weenie!"
Bekah: "Is too!"
Megan: "Is not!"
Bekah: "Is too!"
Megan: "Is not!"
Bekah: "Is too!"
*Fight commences*
Scorpion: *walks up, aims gun at the fight* *Brown greyhound puppy jumps up and grabs gun*
Scorpion: "D'oh!" *takes out another gun* *Another puppy takes gun*
Scorpion: "Jeez!" *takes out a bigger gun* *Larger puppy takes the gun*
Scorpion: *growls, and takes out yet another gun* *Another puppy seals this gun*
Scorpion: "Dammit!" *gets out flame-thrower* *Cytosine and Gloria run up, grab the flame-thrower and start fighting over who gets is while Sheila paints her nails pink*
Scorpion: "Son of a- *gets out her Desert Eagle, but see that Bekah and Megan have stopped fighting* "Arggg!!!!" *fires gun at Tonitrus who just walked into the story*
(Mr. Noe N. Othing would like to interrupt this story to tell you that Scorpion is trigger-happy. That is all)
Megan and Bekah: *rush over to Tonitrus*
Megan: "Ack." *To Scorpion* "That wasn't nice!"
Scorpion: "I know. That's why I did it." *grins*
Bekah: *Sighs, and uses elf magic to revive him*
Tonitrus: *wakes up* "Woah.I'm surrounded by ladies." *Grins*
Megan, Bekah & Scorpion: *kill Tonitrus*