Yes, chapter 2! I'm finally doing this all because of Helen, so thank her. ^_^ Stoocie and Katrina are RP characters from a forum I participate in, mixed with the personalities of the actual people. None of Tammy's characters yet, but the WILL show up soon. I promise. :)

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*Megan and Bekah are walking along a small dirt path*

Bekah: *To narrator* "What's with the path being so small?"

Megan: "We're in a forest. It's traditional to have small dirt paths."

Bekah: "Oh. It's still stupid"

Megan: "Do I care?"

Narrator: "Can we get back to the story, please?"

Megan & Bekah: "Ok."

Megan: "Are we there yet?"

Bekah: "No."

Megan: "Are we there yet?"

Bekah: "No." *starts walking faster*

Megan: *runs to keep up* "Are we there NOW?"

Bekah: "NO! Shut up!"

Megan: *falls silent* "Do you-

Bekah: "Don't even talk!"

Megan: "But-

Bekah: *turns around* "Okay, WHAT?"

Megan: "Do you hear that noise?" *points to where the sound is coming from* "It sounds like, chanting"

Bekah: *eyes light up* "Oooh! Another pointless ritual to destroy!" *runs toward the sound*

------WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS SPOOF FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE------

Isn't toward such an odd word?

------NOW, BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING------

Megan: "Not again! Can't we leave at least ONE religious observance alone?" *runs to catch up with Bekah*

*Megan and Bekah arrive at a clearing to see two girls who look about 14, sitting near a CD player, singing loudly*

Loud girls: "LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS.ALWAYS COMPLAININ', ALWAYS COMPLAININ' IF MONEY IS SUCH A PROB- *both see Bekah and Megan and shut up*

Loud girl #1: "Who are you, and what do you want?" *glares at them*

Loud girl #2: "Now Stoocie, don't be mean! Being mean never gets you anywhere."

Stoocie: "But fighting does?"

Loud girl #2: "Hell yeah!" *sticks out hand in front of Megan* "I'm Katrina."

Megan: *shakes Katrina's hand* "I'm Megan, and this is my sister, Bekah"

Stoocie: "Twins?"

Bekah: "Unfortunately."

Megan: "Hey!"

Bekah: *sticks tongue out at Megan*

Katrina: "Wait.are you-

Bekah: "No, I am NOT that Bekah!" *rolls eyes* "Jeez! Why does everyone think that?"

Katrina: *rolls eyes* "Well.so-ry! There aren't that many people with the name Bekah, you know."

Bekah: *growls at Katrina*

Megan and Stoocie: *step between Bekah and Katrina*

Stoocie: "Stop it you guys!"

Megan: *cocks head, as if listening to someone* "Bek, Learhon wants to know if we will ever get around to what you wanted to show us."

Stoocie & Katrina: "Learhon?"

Bekah: "The weenie who talks to Megan inside her head."

Megan: "He is NOT a weenie!"

Bekah: "Compared to his brother, he is!"

Katrina: "Who's his brother?"

Bekah: *eyes shine* "Learho." *sigh* "God of fear."

Stoocie: "Does he talk to you inside your head?"

Bekah: "Of course not! That's silly. It's that evil penguins that talk to me." *acts proud*

Megan: *does the crazy symbol with her pointer finger while using her other hand to point at Bekah*

Bekah: *punches Megan*

Megan: "HEY!" *rubs arm*

Bekah: "For your information.the penguins were just telling me which way to go."

Katrina: "Go where?"

Megan: "I don't know. SHE" *points to Bekah* was going to tell me, but then some freaky chick with a bunch of guns tried to kill us".

Stoocie & Katrina: *stare*

Bekah: "Actually, I have no idea where we're going."

Megan: "WHAT? You mean you are dragging me all over this damn forest for NOTHING!?!?"

Bekah: "I said I didn't know, but the evil penguins do."

Megan: "So I'm just following you all over this forest by directions from penguins inside your head?"

Bekah: "Pretty much."

Megan: "ARG!" *tries to tackle Bekah, but Katrina and Stoocie stop her*

Bekah: "Come on.it's over this way." *points and walks in that direction*

Megan, Stoocie & Katrina: *follow Bekah*