Well, it's all Tonitrus' fault for me typing this up. He sure can be one
persistent feller. You may worship him AFTER you read this fic and review
it, okay? Good. :)
Okay, I FINALLY have Tamora Pierce characters in my story. They all belong to her, sadly. If they didn't, I'm sure we'd all have a free-for all with them, and we don't want that, now do we? Well.Once again Stoocie and Katrina are in my fic. You know who they are, so I'll just start typing up chapter 3! *cheering is heard form stage right* HEY!!! Aren't you supposed to be on stage LEFT? *cheerers move to stage left and cheer some more* That's better! Okay! Enough stalling! Onto the fic!
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Numair: *rambles on and on about food and water resources*
Alanna: "Look, I don't care about edible food and drinkable water. I just want to know what happened and WHERE THE HELL WE ARE!!!!!"
Numair: "But, Judging by the types of foliage and fruit-bearing plants, we will be able to tell where in Tortall we are."
Jon: "I don't think we're in Tortall anymore, Numair."
Liam: "Well, then where are we?"
All: *stare at Liam*
Thom: "Aren't you dead?"
Liam: "Aren't YOU dead?"
Thom & Liam: *turn to everyone else* "What's going on?"
Numair: "Quite interesting." *rubs chin* "It seems to me that the author of this story wishes for both of you be alive currently."
------WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS SPOOF FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE------
Damn straight I want them alive! *evil plans brew*
------NOW, BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING------
Jon: "Let's just hope Roger isn't needed, or else I'll have to go into the witness protection program."
Alanna: "The what?"
Jon: *scratches head* "To be honest, I haven't the slightest clue. The words just, popped into my head."
Liam: *gasps* "Y.yo.you.have been.POSSESSED!" *backs away in fear*
Alanna: "Don't be silly, Liam. He hasn't been possessed. This strange land has just provided him with information he didn't have before, that's all." *backs away from him all the same*
Meanwhile, in another part of the forest not too far from our very confused characters.
Stoocie: "Are we there yet?"
Bekah: "No."
Katrina: "Are we there yet?"
Bekah: "NO!"
Megan: "Are we there yet?"
Bekah: "For the LAST time, N- oh, wait.we're here."
Katrina: "Finally."
Bekah: "Whirls around to face Katrina* "LOOK, It's not MY fault the penguins get a little lost!"
Katrina: *snickers* "Sure, Right."
Bekah: *growls at Katrina, but gets distracted by voices past the bushes* "Shhh."
Megan: *whispering* "YOU were the only one making a lot of noise."
Bekah: *Glares at Megan* "Just come on."
*all creep along into the bushes following the noise*
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Yes, folks, that's all I have! Be thankful I got this done in time! You might have had to wait another day, and wouldn't that be horrible. Now, REVIEW!!!!! Chapter four will probably be uploaded tomorrow.
Okay, I FINALLY have Tamora Pierce characters in my story. They all belong to her, sadly. If they didn't, I'm sure we'd all have a free-for all with them, and we don't want that, now do we? Well.Once again Stoocie and Katrina are in my fic. You know who they are, so I'll just start typing up chapter 3! *cheering is heard form stage right* HEY!!! Aren't you supposed to be on stage LEFT? *cheerers move to stage left and cheer some more* That's better! Okay! Enough stalling! Onto the fic!
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Numair: *rambles on and on about food and water resources*
Alanna: "Look, I don't care about edible food and drinkable water. I just want to know what happened and WHERE THE HELL WE ARE!!!!!"
Numair: "But, Judging by the types of foliage and fruit-bearing plants, we will be able to tell where in Tortall we are."
Jon: "I don't think we're in Tortall anymore, Numair."
Liam: "Well, then where are we?"
All: *stare at Liam*
Thom: "Aren't you dead?"
Liam: "Aren't YOU dead?"
Thom & Liam: *turn to everyone else* "What's going on?"
Numair: "Quite interesting." *rubs chin* "It seems to me that the author of this story wishes for both of you be alive currently."
------WE NOW INTERRUPT THIS SPOOF FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE------
Damn straight I want them alive! *evil plans brew*
------NOW, BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING------
Jon: "Let's just hope Roger isn't needed, or else I'll have to go into the witness protection program."
Alanna: "The what?"
Jon: *scratches head* "To be honest, I haven't the slightest clue. The words just, popped into my head."
Liam: *gasps* "Y.yo.you.have been.POSSESSED!" *backs away in fear*
Alanna: "Don't be silly, Liam. He hasn't been possessed. This strange land has just provided him with information he didn't have before, that's all." *backs away from him all the same*
Meanwhile, in another part of the forest not too far from our very confused characters.
Stoocie: "Are we there yet?"
Bekah: "No."
Katrina: "Are we there yet?"
Bekah: "NO!"
Megan: "Are we there yet?"
Bekah: "For the LAST time, N- oh, wait.we're here."
Katrina: "Finally."
Bekah: "Whirls around to face Katrina* "LOOK, It's not MY fault the penguins get a little lost!"
Katrina: *snickers* "Sure, Right."
Bekah: *growls at Katrina, but gets distracted by voices past the bushes* "Shhh."
Megan: *whispering* "YOU were the only one making a lot of noise."
Bekah: *Glares at Megan* "Just come on."
*all creep along into the bushes following the noise*
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Yes, folks, that's all I have! Be thankful I got this done in time! You might have had to wait another day, and wouldn't that be horrible. Now, REVIEW!!!!! Chapter four will probably be uploaded tomorrow.