Well, I decided that the characters deserve a little break, so, we are now having THE FANCY THAT CHRISTMAS OFFICE PARTY! *moans are heard*

Random office worker: "I don't celebrate Christmas."

Fine. So we'll have THE FANCY THAT HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTY! *louder moans*

Bekah: "No WAY am I going to a stupid pansy little office party!"

Too bad! You're my character and I say you have to!

Bekah: "Shit."

Onto the legal stuff. Well, all of the characters that have been in my story are back, plus some new faces, so Let's list the credits! Scorpion, Tonitrus, spastic fire mouse and Mary Sue are all characters by Tonitrus for his story, FREAK!. Gloria, Sheila, and cytosine belong to cytosine. All Tortall characters belong to Tamora Pierce, all Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, and Stoocie and Katrina belong to Stacie and Kate. Her might pop up here and there, and she is Helen's, so no stealing! (like you would anyway)

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Megg: "Okay everybody. Circle up!"

All: *meander around aimlessly*

Megg: "I SAID, circle UP!" *lighting bolt hits Jon*

All minus Jon and Megg: "YAY!"

Megg: "Okay, fine. Don't circle up. See if I care. I'll go on with what I was saying. We're having a holiday party!"

Alanna: "When?"

Megg: "Now." *claps hands, and a room filled with cheesy decorations appears. Claps hands again, and even cheesier holiday music plays mediumly in the background*

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Music either is described as loudly or softly. I want it to play mediumly dammit!

------NOW, BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING------

Numair: "But, why the cruelty and injustice?"

Megg: "Because the Goddess says you need at least ONE day of leisure the whole year or else I will get a hefty karmic fine."

Bekah: "And we care, WHY?"

Megg: "You don't. Now have fun, or else!" *disappears*

All: "Grumble mumble"

Mary Sue: "Come one everyone! I'm sure this will be great!" *bounces off*

Sheila: "Yeah, everyone!"

All minus Bekah, cytosine and Scorpion: "All right." *shuffle off and mingle*

Bekah: "This is stupid."

cytosine: "Of course it is. Why else would the author make us do it?"

Scorpion: "I want to KILL that little twerp Mary Sue. Somehow, I know this is all her fault!"

cytosine: "Or Sheila's."

Bekah: "I have a plan."

Bekah, cytosine & Scorpion: *disappear into a shadowy corner*

Jon: *sips his punch* "This isn't too bad, really." *drains his cup and gets more*

Alex: *hides the empty bottles of alcohol under the table* "Glad you like it. I made it myself"

Jon: *giggles insanely*

The Goddess: "Okay everyone! Its.karaoke time!"

All: "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

The Goddess: "And, you all have sing at least ONE time!"

*karaoke machine appears*

Jon: "I'll start!" *bounces up on stage, sways a bit then starts singing Britney Spears* "HIT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME!"

Alanna: "Gladly." *bashes Jon over the head*

Jon: *passes out*

All: *cheer*

Alanna: *kicks Jon off the stage, and starts singing*

All: *groan*

Scorpion, cytosine & Bekah: *huddle up, and start whispering*

Harry: *peers over their shoulders* "Oh. Hello! Can I be part of your plan?"

Scorpion: *blinks* "Nooo."

Bekah: "Wait! Are Lee Jordan or Fred and George here?"

Harry: "No, they have detention for spiking the pumpkin juice at the Yule Ball"

Bekah: "Dammit."

cytosine: "Is Draco here?"

Harry: "No."

cytosine: "You SURE?"

Harry: *sighs* "Yes, I'm sure."

cytosine: "Good. Now shove off."

Harry: *goes and sulks in a corner*

*Alanna finishes and George goes on stage*

Stoocie & Katrina: *go over and flirt with Harry and Ron*

The Fellowship: *get drunk on the spiked punch*

Tonitrus: *decides to get this over with and goes up on the stage*

*everyone moans louder and Thom throws tomatoes at him*

The Goddess: "Scorpion! You're next!"

Scorpion: "No I'm not."

The Goddess: *puts hands on hips* "And just why not?"

Scorpion: "Uh.I have to talk to my agent first."

The Goddess: "And who is exactly your agent?"

Scorpion: *blinks* "Uh."

Bekah: "I am!"

Scorpion & The Goddess: "You ARE?"

The Goddess: *looks at Scorpion*

Scorpion: "I mean, of course she is!

The Goddess: "Well, I suppose YOU will have to go up and sing, Bekah."

cytosine: "Nu-uh. She's not singing ANYTHING."

The Goddess: "And why not?"

cytosine: "Because her agent says so."

The Goddess: "And WHO may I ask, is her agent?"

Bekah: "Who do you think?" *grins evilly*

The Goddess: "Mithiros, help me. "

Mithiros: *pops in* "Did someone call? Oh! Hey! How is the 'assignment' going? Need some help?"

The Goddess: *glowers*

Mithiros: "Okay! Okay! You DID ask, though."

The Goddess: "Just leave!"

Mithiros: "Sure, whatever you say, dear. Ohh! Kareoke! Can I?"

cytosine: "Why don't you just take it."

Mithiros: *eyes widen* "Oh really? Can I?"

Bekah:: "Yeah! Consider it a late Christmas present."

Mithiros: "Thank you three! I'll make sure something special heads your way later."

The Goddess: *splutters* "But-but-but they- ARG!!!" *flings her hands in the air and she, Mithiros, and the Kareoke set disappear*

Bekah, cytosine & Scorpion: "Alright!" *high-five each other*

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Kel: *to Bekah, Scorpion & cytosine* "As representative of The Organized Congregation of the Fancy That Characters, I have one thing to say. We're BORED!"

TOCFTC: "YEAH!"

Bekah: "Well. we COULD think up something to do if we tried, since The Goddess locked the doors and we have nothing better to do. *ponders for a while*

Scorpion: "I know what we could do! Oh, Gasdjhakjdihfadef. come here a moment."

Gasdjhakjdihfadef: *walks over with caution* "What do you want Sc-

Scorpion: *grabs Gasdjhakjdihfadef and chains him to the wall* Let's play "Take the tail off the Spastic Fire Mouse"!

Gasdjhakjdihfadef: "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Bekah & cytosine: *hide the bottle of cyanide under the table with all the liquor bottles, and beckon for Scorpion to haul ass*

~~~*)^(*~~~ . meanwhile at the punch bowl . ~~~*)^(*~~~

Learhon: "Look. Stop sniveling. I don't CARE if the girl who even bothers to talk to you is over there, I'm not moving."

Learho: "But. that's just not fair!"

Learhon: "No, what's not fair is the fact that I'm magically chained to you by a piece of friggen TINSEL!!! I mean, come ON! How much lamer can you get?"

Learho: "I think it's pretty" *plucks at it*

Myles: *slightly drunk* "You two are a little *hic* big to be elves, aren't ya?"

Learhon: "WE'RE NOT ELVES!!!!!!"

Myles: "Well, you're wearing red and green, aren't ya?" *hic*

Learho: "I always found it rather ironic that I'm the god of green leaves, and yet I wear red, while the god of fear wears my color, yet does not worship me."

Learhon: *smacks Learho* "Shut up, little brother."

Learho: "Only by 5 minutes!"

Learhon: "Do you think that matters to me? You're still younger, therefore I am cooler and better."

Learho: *mutters* "It's not fair. "

Learhon: "Shove it." *sees Bekah and cytosine pouring something into the punch bowl while Gloria watches* "Oy, what's that?"

Gloria: "Cyanide."

Bekah: *looks up* "Oh. My. God."

Learhon: "What?"

Bekah: "It's-it's-it's YOU!" *starts drooling*

cytosine: "Come on Bekah, we have to go before someone blames us for this mess." *drags Bekah away*

Bekah: *struggles to get away from cytosine*

Learhon: "Come on. Let's go. That kid scares me." *vanishes with Learho in a puff of ducks*

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Wow! Someone scared the god of fear!!!! Don't ask about the ducks. It's slightly referenced to my bud, Tabi

------NOW, BACK TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING------

Cytosine: *hauls ass over to cytosine, Bekah, and Gloria*

Kel: "A toast! To finding something to do!"

TOCFTC: "A toast!" *raise glasses, and drink deeply*

*the bottle of cyanide rolls out from under the table*

TOCFTC: "Shit." *collapse, dead*

Bekah, Gloria, Scorpion & cytosine: *fall down laughing*

Bekah: "We got them good!!!"

Gloria: "Hands out cups of punch. To us!"

Bekah, cytosine & Scorpion: "To us!"

Bekah, cytosine, Gloria & Scorpion: *Drink punch*

Bekah: "Um. Gloria. where did you get the punch?"

Bekah, cytosine, Gloria & Scorpion: *die*



















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WASTING SPACE IS GOOD!

















Spastic Fire Mouse: "Um, hello? Could anyone still alive help me down? Anyone?"





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Yes, that's it! Now R&R!!!! PLEASE!!!!! :D you know how much I hate to beg. Well, if you didn't, you do now ;) just do it. Please?