*ahem* And now...something completley different.



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It's.another disclaimer! *theme music plays* But seriously folks. All Tamora Pierce characters belong to her, Stoocie and Kate are based on RP characters in a now non-existant RP, and everything else is mine!!!! Muahahahaha! Even the pointy stick. So don't go taking it, allrighty?

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Megg: *to everyone* "Well, I hope everyone had a good time at the office party!"

Everyone: *grumbles*

Megg: "Just be glad there was a book chracter revival group next door, or you would have never be brought back. Actually, you would have, bit it would have been more painful if I did it. Now, get back to the forest! You lot! *points to the Tortallians* Back to the clearing! The rest of you, get back to the bush you were hiding behind."

Everyone: *moves to their posts*

Megg: "Now, back to the story!"

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The Tortillians: *argue loudly*

Thayet: "Look, we aren't going to get anywhere by arguing."

The Stump: "Like hell we aren't!"

Daine: "Look, Thayet's right. And anyways, standing in the middle of a forest, arguing is kind of-

*bushes rustle*

Tortillians: *grab various weapons on their person except for Liam and Thayet*

Thayet: *grabs a pointy stick*

Bekah: *pokes her head through to see all the waeapons and the pointy stick pointed at her* "Eep." *pulls her head back through* "Okay, there are a bunch of weird, seemingly crazy people with weapons and a woman with a pointy stick."

Stoocie: "A ponty stick?"

Thayet: *walks around the bush* "Hey! It was the first thing I found, allright?"

Beckah, Stoocie, Megan & Katrina: *look blankly at her*

Myles: *walks around the bush, sheathing his sword* "Excuse us, we seem to be a bit lost. Could you tell us where we are?"

Katrina: "Well, you're in a forest."

Alanna: "We KNOW that! *points her sword at Katrina's throat* But where the hell in Tortall ARE we?"

Megan: *blinks* "You guys think you're in TORTALL?"

Bekah: *whispers* "Where did the bush go?"

Alanna: *looks at Megan* "We AREN'T in Tortall?"

Megan: "No.but Tortall is a place in a book, isn't it?"

Alanna: *drags Megan closer to her and back into the clearing* "What do you mean.a place in a book?"

Megan: *stammers* "W-we-well- *fishes around in her backpack and pulls out four books* "Look."

*Alanna, Jon, Thayet & Liam grab them and rifle through the pages*

Daine: "Do you have any more of these books?"

Megan: "Yeah. . . *dumps out the rest of the books from her bag*

*everyone else makes a grab for them*

*Stoocie, Kate & Bekah sneak into the clearing as the Tortillians read the books*

Bekah: "So you're telling us. . .that these are chracters from BOOKS?"

Megan: "Yeah. I don't really get it either."

Stoocie: "Well, if they ARE chracters from these books, what are we going to go with them?"

Bekah: "What do you mean, 'we'? We found you when I wanted to destroy your ritual."

Katrina: "What ritual? We were just singing along to Good Charlotte."

Bekah: "Well, that counts as a ritual to me."

Katrina: *crosses arms* "But it's NOT."

Bekah: "Is too."

Stoocie: "Is not!"

Megan: *covers her face with her hands*

Bekah: "Is too!"

Katrina & Stoocie: "IS NOT!"

Bekah: "IS TOO!"

George: *squats down next to them* "Look, whover this Good Charlotte is, can you argue about ways to worship him later?"

Katrina: "Them, not him."

George: "Whatever. We're donw with the vooks and wish to speak to the quiet one."

Bekah: "Who?"

George: *points to Megan*

Bekah: "Oh." *pushes Megan* "Go on. If you don't Alanna might get so mad she'll kill you."

George: *Pulls Megan to her feet* "Oh, I doubt she'll so do someting THAT drastic. Break your arm, mabye, but not kill you."

Megan: *looks desperatley at Bekah, Katrina and Stoocie as she is gently pulled towards the Tortillians*

Bekah: *waves good-bye at Megan with an evil grin on her face*

Megan: *gives Bekah the finger*

Bekah: *shouts, and tries to go after Megan, but Stoocie and Katrina hold her back*