8 1/2 mile.
by weirdDAR
(Scene opens with the camera moving down the road, as if it were a car. Eminem's voice is over heard)
Eminem: Look, if you had one shot, or maybe three. Three is a good number. Or three opportunities...To seize everything you wanted...what would you do? Let it slip? Or what? Tell me. Common, answer me. ANSWER ME!!!!
(The camera stops at a broken down trailer, where Eminem is working on his car on the front lawn. His friend, pot head dave, is hanging out with him.)
Dave: Hey, Eminem, when will this car be fixed?
Eminem: When you get off my back! I'm trying my best here. Why don't you get off your ass and help me?
Dave: Because I'm suppose to be the lazy one. If I were actually to do something for the plot, we'd probably call the movie, "The Eminem and pot head Dave show"
Eminem: I guess your right...hey, let's rap!
Dave: Nah, man, I can't rap.
Eminem: Why?
Dave: Because I'm the only black man in this trailer park, and that might offend some people.
Eminem: I get your point.
*Dave turns the radio on, the song "Skaterboy" comes on. By Avril Lavigne*
Eminem: Ah, man, this is da shit!
Dave: *singing along* He was a boi she was a girl. can I make it any more obvious? He was a punk, she did ballet. What more can I say?
Eminem: *cutting in* He wanted her, she'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well, but all of her friends stuck up their nose they had a problem with his baggy clothes.
(Britney Spears comes out of the trailer, in this movie her name is slutty mommy)
Mommy: What are you singing?
Eminem: Nothing, ma. Just some Avril song.
Mommy: *hears the music*He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy. He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space she needed to come back down to earth.
Dave: Ah, your ma is down with the pop? You never told me, Em.
Eminem: I didn't know...I thought she was more into hard core punk music. She doesn't look like someone who would like pop.
*Scene cuts to Dave, Eminem and three other people in Eminem's car. Which is somehow now working.*
Eminem:(who is driving) Okay, who wants to shoot the paintball gun?
Dave: Nah, man, let's do something more dangerous! Pull in here!
*Eminem pulls into a McDonald's parking lot. Which is closed, but since they're from the hood, no one will point that out to them.*
Dave:*handing everyone lazer guns, when everyone gets one, he holds his up* Let's do this!
*They all get out of the car and run to the playground. Everyone starts playing in the balls and on the slide, they play Lazer tag. Once they hear a police car pull up, they all scram. They all get away, except Eminem.*
Officer: Alright, you think just because you ACT black, we're going to treat you black? No, you're wrong. We're still going to arrest you.
Eminem: What did I do?
Officer: You illegally sent out sublimial messages to little children that eatting purple pills and standing up if you truely believe you're the real slim shady.
Eminem: None of those were sublimial though...They came straight out.
Officer: Alright, fuck face.*He puts the hand cuffs on him* Just because you're white, doesn't mean I'm going to put up with you back talking me.
*The officer takes Eminem away*
Eminem:*Voice is overheard* If you had white skin, or even peachy type... you have to take some percausions. Just because you hate the world, it doesn't mean you're going to be treated right. See, the point of...
Officer:*interupting* SHUT UP BACK THERE!
*TO BE CONTINUED!*
If I get enough reviews to influence me to write more, the next chapter will include Eminem falling in love with the least expected. Plus, Eminem's mom will sing a new version of "Cleaning out my closet"....
by weirdDAR
(Scene opens with the camera moving down the road, as if it were a car. Eminem's voice is over heard)
Eminem: Look, if you had one shot, or maybe three. Three is a good number. Or three opportunities...To seize everything you wanted...what would you do? Let it slip? Or what? Tell me. Common, answer me. ANSWER ME!!!!
(The camera stops at a broken down trailer, where Eminem is working on his car on the front lawn. His friend, pot head dave, is hanging out with him.)
Dave: Hey, Eminem, when will this car be fixed?
Eminem: When you get off my back! I'm trying my best here. Why don't you get off your ass and help me?
Dave: Because I'm suppose to be the lazy one. If I were actually to do something for the plot, we'd probably call the movie, "The Eminem and pot head Dave show"
Eminem: I guess your right...hey, let's rap!
Dave: Nah, man, I can't rap.
Eminem: Why?
Dave: Because I'm the only black man in this trailer park, and that might offend some people.
Eminem: I get your point.
*Dave turns the radio on, the song "Skaterboy" comes on. By Avril Lavigne*
Eminem: Ah, man, this is da shit!
Dave: *singing along* He was a boi she was a girl. can I make it any more obvious? He was a punk, she did ballet. What more can I say?
Eminem: *cutting in* He wanted her, she'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well, but all of her friends stuck up their nose they had a problem with his baggy clothes.
(Britney Spears comes out of the trailer, in this movie her name is slutty mommy)
Mommy: What are you singing?
Eminem: Nothing, ma. Just some Avril song.
Mommy: *hears the music*He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy. He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space she needed to come back down to earth.
Dave: Ah, your ma is down with the pop? You never told me, Em.
Eminem: I didn't know...I thought she was more into hard core punk music. She doesn't look like someone who would like pop.
*Scene cuts to Dave, Eminem and three other people in Eminem's car. Which is somehow now working.*
Eminem:(who is driving) Okay, who wants to shoot the paintball gun?
Dave: Nah, man, let's do something more dangerous! Pull in here!
*Eminem pulls into a McDonald's parking lot. Which is closed, but since they're from the hood, no one will point that out to them.*
Dave:*handing everyone lazer guns, when everyone gets one, he holds his up* Let's do this!
*They all get out of the car and run to the playground. Everyone starts playing in the balls and on the slide, they play Lazer tag. Once they hear a police car pull up, they all scram. They all get away, except Eminem.*
Officer: Alright, you think just because you ACT black, we're going to treat you black? No, you're wrong. We're still going to arrest you.
Eminem: What did I do?
Officer: You illegally sent out sublimial messages to little children that eatting purple pills and standing up if you truely believe you're the real slim shady.
Eminem: None of those were sublimial though...They came straight out.
Officer: Alright, fuck face.*He puts the hand cuffs on him* Just because you're white, doesn't mean I'm going to put up with you back talking me.
*The officer takes Eminem away*
Eminem:*Voice is overheard* If you had white skin, or even peachy type... you have to take some percausions. Just because you hate the world, it doesn't mean you're going to be treated right. See, the point of...
Officer:*interupting* SHUT UP BACK THERE!
*TO BE CONTINUED!*
If I get enough reviews to influence me to write more, the next chapter will include Eminem falling in love with the least expected. Plus, Eminem's mom will sing a new version of "Cleaning out my closet"....