8 and a half mile: The second chapter...dedicated to the 'fans'...
by weirdDAR
Narrarator: Our hero is in trouble. He's going straight to jail. And for what? No, really I don't remember. *Narrarator looks back to the first chapter* Ohhhh, now I remember. Anyway, we join him in prision where he and his cell mate are fighting.
cell mate: Bend over, white boy!
Eminem: Make me.
Cell mate: Please don't tell me to make you...I hate it when people do that. Just simply bend over.
Eminem: Who do you think you are? Dr Dre? Why the hell do you think I'll actualy let you do that.
Cell mate:(in his best pussy voice)Awww, common...please? Just once? PLEASE????
*Eminem walks over to his corner and talks to the camera*
Eminem: I have to let everyone realize what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to escape. And the only way that is possible is if the guards turn their back for just one second.
*In the background, 'lose yourself plays':
If you had...one shot,
one oppurtunity...
COuld you escape?
His arms are sweaty,
digging spoon is ready
There is dirt on his face already
but no, he won't give up...aw, we're losing the tune...let's just get to the chorus.
It's the diggin', when the guard goes,
you can't let it go
We only have one shot to make it work
so let's hurry up and go..go!
*Song ends...Eminem is seen running out of the jail's fense.*
(As Eminem is running down the road, he's still talking to the camera)
Look, for all of you HATERS that find it necessary to say this is offensive...don't read the story. I, Eminem, love reading parodies of my movie...especially from weirdDAR...he's so damn funny.
(See? He's alright with the story...so for all of you anti-weirdDAR stories....go away...Eminem said he loves it...you follow and worship the pansy...so listen to him on this one.)
*Eminem arrives home. When he gets inside his trailer, his mom is on the couch, having sex with a 4 year old*
Eminem: What the fuck is going on?
Mom: Look, it's not what it looks like.
Eminem: THEN WHAT IS IT? YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A THREE YEAR OLD!
Mom: *Looks at the kid* YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE FOUR!
*Next scene, Mom is sitting on the front pourch, depressed*
Mom: (to herself, in the tune of "cleaning out my closet") I'm sorry, Shady! I never met to have youuuu! I never meant to get knocked up, and tonight, a kid fucked me!
*Next scene, Eminem is standing outside of a Quick stop, next to Jay and Silent Bob*
Jay: *rapping* fuck, fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck.
Eminem: Who would know, you two could show up in my movie.
Jay: Yeah, pretty low, huh?
Eminem: So, what would it take to make this story rated PG-13...you know, after all of the cursing.
Silent Bob:(Everyone look! He's talking!) Well, you could do something very sweet and beautiful...but hey, what would I know? I can't make a movie that isn't close to being rated NC-17. Not with this ass, Jay.
Eminem:(thinking) Something sweet, huh? I need to fall in love!
*Just then, a 400 lb woman walks by*
Jay: check out the tubby bitch, Silent Bob.
(Silent Bob pukes)
Eminem: Hey, I've seen her on Jerry Springer...she was wearing a bathing suit...She said, "There ain't no guy that don't won't a piece of dis"
Jay: What the hell? You sure she didn't mean, "There ain't no guy out there that can't stand looking at me"?
(Silent Bob continues puking, in between his puking, he puffs on a cigeratte.)
Eminem: In order to get this story in a PG-13 rating...I'll have to sleep with her!
Jay: If you decide to go down on her, make sure you have an oxygen tank...
*Eminem runs after her. To make a long story short, he slept with her...and no, he didn't go down on her...but anyway, the story became PG-13...anyway...That doesn't explain why Jay and Silent Bob appeared in this...NEVER MIND*
TO be continued...
Review please. And remember: Sending me "Hate reviews" Is only necessary if you have no life. Thanks.
by weirdDAR
Narrarator: Our hero is in trouble. He's going straight to jail. And for what? No, really I don't remember. *Narrarator looks back to the first chapter* Ohhhh, now I remember. Anyway, we join him in prision where he and his cell mate are fighting.
cell mate: Bend over, white boy!
Eminem: Make me.
Cell mate: Please don't tell me to make you...I hate it when people do that. Just simply bend over.
Eminem: Who do you think you are? Dr Dre? Why the hell do you think I'll actualy let you do that.
Cell mate:(in his best pussy voice)Awww, common...please? Just once? PLEASE????
*Eminem walks over to his corner and talks to the camera*
Eminem: I have to let everyone realize what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to escape. And the only way that is possible is if the guards turn their back for just one second.
*In the background, 'lose yourself plays':
If you had...one shot,
one oppurtunity...
COuld you escape?
His arms are sweaty,
digging spoon is ready
There is dirt on his face already
but no, he won't give up...aw, we're losing the tune...let's just get to the chorus.
It's the diggin', when the guard goes,
you can't let it go
We only have one shot to make it work
so let's hurry up and go..go!
*Song ends...Eminem is seen running out of the jail's fense.*
(As Eminem is running down the road, he's still talking to the camera)
Look, for all of you HATERS that find it necessary to say this is offensive...don't read the story. I, Eminem, love reading parodies of my movie...especially from weirdDAR...he's so damn funny.
(See? He's alright with the story...so for all of you anti-weirdDAR stories....go away...Eminem said he loves it...you follow and worship the pansy...so listen to him on this one.)
*Eminem arrives home. When he gets inside his trailer, his mom is on the couch, having sex with a 4 year old*
Eminem: What the fuck is going on?
Mom: Look, it's not what it looks like.
Eminem: THEN WHAT IS IT? YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A THREE YEAR OLD!
Mom: *Looks at the kid* YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE FOUR!
*Next scene, Mom is sitting on the front pourch, depressed*
Mom: (to herself, in the tune of "cleaning out my closet") I'm sorry, Shady! I never met to have youuuu! I never meant to get knocked up, and tonight, a kid fucked me!
*Next scene, Eminem is standing outside of a Quick stop, next to Jay and Silent Bob*
Jay: *rapping* fuck, fuck, fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck.
Eminem: Who would know, you two could show up in my movie.
Jay: Yeah, pretty low, huh?
Eminem: So, what would it take to make this story rated PG-13...you know, after all of the cursing.
Silent Bob:(Everyone look! He's talking!) Well, you could do something very sweet and beautiful...but hey, what would I know? I can't make a movie that isn't close to being rated NC-17. Not with this ass, Jay.
Eminem:(thinking) Something sweet, huh? I need to fall in love!
*Just then, a 400 lb woman walks by*
Jay: check out the tubby bitch, Silent Bob.
(Silent Bob pukes)
Eminem: Hey, I've seen her on Jerry Springer...she was wearing a bathing suit...She said, "There ain't no guy that don't won't a piece of dis"
Jay: What the hell? You sure she didn't mean, "There ain't no guy out there that can't stand looking at me"?
(Silent Bob continues puking, in between his puking, he puffs on a cigeratte.)
Eminem: In order to get this story in a PG-13 rating...I'll have to sleep with her!
Jay: If you decide to go down on her, make sure you have an oxygen tank...
*Eminem runs after her. To make a long story short, he slept with her...and no, he didn't go down on her...but anyway, the story became PG-13...anyway...That doesn't explain why Jay and Silent Bob appeared in this...NEVER MIND*
TO be continued...
Review please. And remember: Sending me "Hate reviews" Is only necessary if you have no life. Thanks.