A/N: Another crazy idea from me.

Disclaimers: I don't own the HxH characters; I just borrow them for a while.

The Coke Mystery

Mystery # 4

Menchi was just closing the door of her house. She went over to the place where everyone was gathered. Then she heard somebody singing, it was Kururo.

Kururo was surrounded by Paku and Machi. Kururo was playing the guitar. Then somebody shouted by the window near them. "You're so noisy!" then a door slammed after that.

"Don't mind him Dancho." Paku reassured.

"But he's right… Your voice sounds awful." Machi said,

Kururo just shrugged and continued to sing. Menchi placed her bottle on top of a table with a red and white checkered table cloth. She approached Kururo. "You know, Mr. Y is right. You're so noisy and your voice stinks!" Menchi said.

"What? His voice doesn't stinks!!! Well, maybe a little." Machi said.

"You see." Menchi said.

"My voice doesn't stink, I'm just thirsty." Kururo said.

"Do you want me to get a bottle of coke for you?" Paku offered.

"Thanks Paku."

"I'll give it to you." Machi said. "Hey! There's a bottle over there!" Machi pointed at the table.

"Hey! That's my bottle!!!" Menchi shouted.

The three girls ran towards the bottle in slow motion. As they reached the table, the filled bottle was already empty. Menchi got fed up.

"Sinong…uminom… ng… Coke… ko!?!?[1]!" Menchi exclaimed. ((A/N: In every '…' she bangs the table furiously.))

Everybody stopped whatever they are doing. "Another victim of the nawawalang Coke.[2]" Killua sighed.

"Now speak up! Who did this?" Menchi said rather furiously.

"Not me." Gon said.

"Definitely not him." Killua pointed at Gon. "He is so truthful. He'd never tell lies."

"Another victim of what? What happened again?" Shizuku asked.

"Shizuku, for the 1,000,000th time, another person drank Menchi's Coke." Shalnark said.

"Why don't you two talk it over somewhere and remind Shizuku about it." Franlin said.

"Ok. Let's go Shizuku." Shalnark said pulling Shizuku away.

"Where to?"

Meanwhile, Menchi was still investigating. "Who did it? Come on, speak up! I won't hurt you." Menchi said holding her two cooking knives.

From a place nearby, Pokuru was planting in his own mini garden. Leorii was beside him. As Menchi looked at Leorio, Leorio pointed at Pokuru. "You?!" Menchi exclaimed.

"Me? It's not me." Pokuru denied.

"Oh yes you are!"

*********** Flashback ************

When Menchi went to Kururo, Ubogin saw the coke. He hid under the table and reached for the coke.

"There's a bottle over there." Machi said.

"Hey that's mine!" Menchi exclaimed.

When Ubon heard this, he placed the bottle back and stayed still under the table. His head was almost touching the table. "Sinong… uminom… ng… coke… ko?" Menchi shouted as she banged on the table.

Ubon's head was touching the table and being banged one after the other. He got dizzy and well, he fainted.

*********** End of Flashback **********

As Ubon fainted, he lay down. His head got out of the table cloth and was seen with stars circling on his head. "There's your criminal." Kurapika pointed at Ubon.

"So there he is." Menchi said. Her grip on her knives tightened.

"Hey, Ubon, wake up." Nobunaga said waking Ubon up.

"Nani?" Ubon asked as he regained consciousness.

"run for your life." Nobunaga warned.

"Why?" Ubon looked at Menchi then he gulped. "Run." He said as he stood up and ran as fast as he could.

"Come back here!!!" Menchi shouted running after Ubon and she threw a knife flying past Ubon.

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Sorry for the late updates ok? I got a lot of deadlines to meet.

Translation:

[1] sinong uminom ng Coke ko?- who drank my coke?

[2] nawawalang Coke- missing Coke