Pikachu and Frisky's Adventure in Meleeland

By M2 the Mewtwo Guru

Disclamer: Everything Nintendoy belongs to Nintendo. Everything M2y belongs to M2. Everything Frisky belongs to..well..himself!

A/N: I always have these don't I? Well.. I'v finished Tales of a Drunken Game and Watch and before I move anywhere torwards such a fic like that again, I'm gonna write this in the mean time. Something humorous, plottyful, and did I mention humorous? Anyway..enjoy.

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CHAPTER 1: Oh where, oh where did my teddy bear go?

Pikachu was in his room sleeping all nice and happily, looking so kawaii, so..so very..yellow, and so very mouse like. Yup. This is Pikachu alright.

Pikachu: *sleeping* Cha...cha..cha...

Pichu: *comes in his room singing the ending theme to the Hamtaro song* Lets make a wish, Ooo! Ooo! Make it come true! ...Stupid Hamsters! How dare they move into my terf! I am the cute one around here! Lets see how cute they are when they meet my little friend...heh heh. *pats his knife in a secret..pocket??*

Pikachu: *still sleeping* Cha..cha...

Pichu: Wake up bum!

Pikachu: *rolls over* Chuu....

Pichu: *mumbling* Stupid evolved form...*out loud* WAKE UP!

Pikachu: *rolls back over and falls off the bed* AH! My head!!

Pichu: ....Bum..

Pikachu: *getting up rubbing his poor widdle head* I heard that you...WHERE'S MY TEDDY BEAR???

Pichu: *confused* I am not a "WHERE'S MY TEDDY BEAR???"...

Pikachu: Grrr! Stupid! I can't find my teddy bear! What did I do to deserve such tourment! *cries* WAAAAAAAAA!

Pichu: ...Eh. I'm gonna get breakfast. See ya later big head..*leaves*

Pikachu: *looks in a mirror* I have a big head?

Some time later...

Pikachu: *Still looking in the mirror* Hm..it doesn't look that big..nah..It's a regular Pikachu he-- MY TEDDY BEAR! Where is it?!?!? *runs out his room into the hall way*

Pikachu: TEDDY!!!!

...Silence... *chirp chirp* ...maybe not so much silence....

Pikachu: This is unforgivable! Someone mad could only do such a thing! Someone ugly, mean, rotting--

Ganondorf: *walks infront of Pikachu* Pikachu.

Pikachu: And stupid, and..and..big..and mean and ugly, and wicked--

Ganondorf: *feeling insulted* Pikachu!

Pikachu: And no good, a big jerk, and mean, and evil, and wicked, and stupid, and ugly and--

Ganondorf: PIKACHU!!!!!

PIkachu: o_0 What the fudge cakes?!

Ganondorf: WOULD YOU FREAKING MOVE OUT MY WAY RAT!

Pikachu: It was you!!

Ganondorf: ???

Pikachu: YOU TOOK HIM!

Ganondorf: ...What?

Pikachu: YOU TOOK TEDDY!

Ganondorf: Who?

Pikachu: YOU TOOK MY TEDDY BEAR YOU STUPID....uh..STUPID HEAD!

Ganondorf: I don't want your stupid teddy bear.

Pikachu: He's not stupid! YOU BUM! AHHH! *tackles Ganondorf*

Ganondorf: *holding Pikachu by the tail while he's trying to punch him* ...You got problems...

Pikachu: *still punching* NO I DON'T! AND LET ME GO! That hurts you know..

Ganondorf: Eh...*drops Pikachu* Big head.. *leaves him on th floor and walks away*

Pikachu: ....I DO NOT HAVE A BIG HEAD!!!! AND I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!

Later that day Pikachu gathered every single one of the Smashers for an emergency meeting.

Peach: What's the emergency? I have a cake in the oven!

Link: ...Well that's one emergency. We're all gonna get food posining from you.

Peach: ...HEY!

Jigglypuff: Puff! I was just doing my royal nails!

Yoshi: Uh..You don't have nails Jigglypuff...

Jigglypuff: Well..uh..If I say I have nails I have nails!!! So, pleh!

Yoshi: Ok! Ok! Geesh...

Kirby: *throwing his voice* Marth kisses fish!

Marth: I DO NOT! Who said that!

Kirby: Bowser plays with a Barney doll!

Bowser: HEY!!!! That was last week...

Kirby: Luigi scared of ice cream!!!

Luigi: SO-A WHAT?! YOU'D BE TO IF-A YOU WENT THREW THAT THING WITH-A CHINCHILLAS!

Kirby: ...Eh that shut me up..

Mario: Quiet everyone-a! Pikachu has something to say!

All: *silence*

Pikachu: *Ahem* WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY TEDDY BEAR?!

All: ....

Roy: ..there are a lot of capitals in this fic...

Mewtwo: You brought us here over a lost teddy bear?

C. Falcon: That's stupid!

Pichu: Boo! Who cares about a stupid teddy bear?

Ness: I lost my widdle bunny rabbit once...

Pichu: Boo! Who still cares! I'm out of here!

Zelda: Yah. I had stuff to do! *leaves*

All: Yah! *leaves Pikachu all alone*

Pikachu: *sniff* Doesn't anybody care about teddy?

Peach: *crying* That...poor..teddy bear...

Link: *from the kitchen* GAAH! PEACH! THE CAKE IS BURNING!!!

Peach: Uh-oh..

Link: *runs in with his hat on fire* AHHHH! MY HAT'S ON FIRE!!!

Peach: I-a...better go!

Link: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Pikachu: o0 Eh...Me, too!

Link: HELP!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

Back in Pikachu's room..

Pikachu: *sniff* I'll find you somewhere teddy... *finds a note on his bed* Hm? *starts to read it*

HAHAHAHAHA! I have your teddy! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!! You'll have to find me to get it back!!! GAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll be at the Great Castle of Final Doomation!! JUST TRY TO AND GET HIM BACK! HAHAHA!
P.S. ph34r the h4mst3rs!!!

Pikachu: What the hell? Hey! He took teddy! I gotta get him back!! Whoever you are, I'm gonna find you and get back my Teddy Bear!!! *puts on his blue party hat* Even if all by myself!! *walks to the door but trips over a bottle of ketchup* Owie! I gotta remember to move that... *leaves*

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Will Pikachu find his teddy bear? Will Peach's cake come out good? Will Pichu ever learn to love Hamtaro? Will Link's hat burn to a crisp? Find out next time On Dragon Ball Z--er...in the next chapter!