A/N: Just for the joy of it, I'm writing an Author's Note!! Yay! Yay, I say! *ahem* Now we meet some very new friends. I hope you don't mind me putting a home made creature in here. It'll only last for so long. And Blissey, at this moment no comeos. But that doesn't mean I won't have them later on...

CHAPTER 3: The Merfems!

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When we last left our duo and their green dog--

Yoshi: YOSHI NOT A DOGGY!!!

Of course you aren't! *ahem* They heard a rustle in the bushes. What could this rustle be? Don't we all wish we knew? I sure do! When will the keeper of this rustling show it's wicked face and---

Pikachu: For the love of fudge, SHUT UP!

....Meanie!

Pikachu: *ahem* What should we do?

Frisky: How am I supose to know!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

In the bush: *rustle rustle* Merf...Purr!

All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Out from the bushes pops a a white widdle furr ball with long, shrap gray ears, two two-toed sharp feet, green and purple anntenias, and red-pinkish eyes! Ooo! It's scary!

Pikachu: Actually..I think it's kinda cute!

frisky: Only a dummy would say that...

Pikachu: I am not a dummy! ...And I don't have a big head!!

Yoshi: ..Yoshi!

Frisky: Now all he does is say "Yoshi"?! What's with you doggy! Sick it! Sick that stupid..thing!

That thing is a Merfem and I put a lot of work into making it up, not so you can be a bad chinchilla and insult it and want Yoshi to tear it up into widdle peices and---

Yoshi: For gods sake shut up!!!

Pikachu: Yeah!

Frisky: You're annoying!

Merfem: Merf!

...*sniff* I feel so unwanted...meaines!

Frisky: *ahem* So go sick it doggy!!

Pikachu: Yoshi is not a dog...

Yoshi: Thank you! *kisses Pikachu* THANK YOU!

Pikachu: @_@ I've seen evil..it is not nice...

Frisky: Fine..I'll just scare it away! *bravely walks up to the Merfem*

Merfem: ...Merrrf?

Frisky: Listen you! Scram!!!

Merfem: ....Plurr! *blows bubbles in his face*

Pikachu: I do believe this is not Digimon...

Frisky: GAH! MY EYES!! I CAN'T FREAKING SEE! GAAAAH!!!!!! *starts to run in circles*

Pikachu: -_-;; How useless....

Frisky: I HEARD THAT YOU PEICE OF YELLOW CRUSTY CORN! I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!!!! *crashes into a tree* Ow...

Yoshi: Excus me widdle fella, but what do you want?

Merfem: Merf, merf, merf. Merf, merf, merrrrrr. MERF! Merf, merf, merf, MERF MERF MERF MERF MERF! Mer-fif-it. MER-FIF-IT!!!!! (I just love saying these words)

Pikachu: What in blue blasses... This isn't Pokemon either!!

Yoshi: Oh shut up!

Merfem: Merf!

Pikachu: Hmp--

Frisky: *tackles Pikachu* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!

Pikachu: NOT IF I KILL YOU!!!!! *both get into a bloody fight*

Merfem: ...

Yoshi: Err...so like you were saying...your favorite crown got stolen and now all the Merfems are out to sick revenge on the dreaded cursed one and you think that's us?

Merfem: *nods*

Yoshi: And now you're gonna kill us, am I right?

Merfem: *nods again*

Yoshi: ...Oh fudge...

Later that day...We join our duo and their green..I mean we join Pikachu and Frisky AND Yoshi at the Merfem territory, getting ready to be burned at the stake..

Yoshi: You're enjoying this aren't you?

Yes I am. You good for nothing meanies!!

Yoshi: Woah, what a cruel life I live...

Frisky: Oh shut!

Pikachu: *bites Frisky's ear* You shut up!!

Frisky: *bites Pikachu's nose* MAKE ME!

Pikachu: Grr!

Frisky: Grr! *they both get into a biting fest*

Merfem leader: (translated) My people! The evil one has retunred to the scene of the crime WITH friends here to steal MORE treasures from us!

Merfem: BURN THEM!!

Yoshi: .....Woooaaahhh....

But wait! What is that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's.....A FALLEN STAR???

???: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

No! It's.....Kirby!!! Wait... What is he doing here!! He ate Peach's cake! He can't be here! He must go away! They must die! End of story!--

All: SHUT UP!

....Fine fine...

Kirby: *crashes threw the place and eventually into te three* OOF!

Pikachu: Hey watch it I'm trying to---*gets bitten* OW! You!! *starts fighting with Frisky again*

Yoshi: Save us! SAVE ME!!!

Kirby: No problem!! *takes out some of Peach's cake* Here you go widdle fuzzies! *throws it at them*

Merfems: *stare at it* ...Merf... *start to eat* Mm...urrr.... x_x

Kirby: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! I am the keeper of the cake! FEAR ME! MEEEEEE!!

Yoshi: GET ME LOOSE! THESE GUYS ARE CRAZY!!!!!

Frisky: OH THAT'S IT DOGGY! I'M GONNA---*gets bitten* PIKACHU!!!

Pikachu: I'm not done with you!!!

Later that uh..night. Yea! Night! We see our group of four back on the trail.

Kirby: Well...I better go. Peach thinks I'm food poisined and I want that one grand for suing her.

Yoshi: I better go too. You guys are insane.

Frisky: WHY I SHOULD!!!

Pikachu: *holding him back* NO CAUSE I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!

Frisky: OH YEAH!!

Pikachu: YEAH!! *the two start to fight..again..*

Kirby: *sweatdrop* Rodents...

Yoshi: Where?!

Kirby: *sigh* Lets go back to the Mansion, Doggy...

Yoshi: I AM NOT A DOGGY!!!!!!!

So Yoshi and Kirby left. Pikachu and Frisky soon stopped fighting due to hunger. But because this is a sweet fic, they didn't get any boo boo's, YAY!

Pikachu: Something is wrong with her...

Frisky: I truely agree...

*Silence*

Pikachu: Bum.

Frisky: You a bum!

Pikachu: You're the bum!

Frisky: No you!!

Pikachu: YOU!

Frisky: YOU!!

Pikachu: I should...oh hell I don't feel like it. I'm tired.

Frisky: Me too.. *they both coloasp and fall to sleep*

Awww! How cute! Err...Pichu time yes? Please come on! PICHU, PICHU, PICHU! Ya'll wanna see Pichu, right? Yeah PICHU!!
*Ahem* Not to far away, far away (confusing no?) Pichu sat somewhere waiting..and waitng...and waiting...and---

Pichu: You like being shouted at don't you?

Err...

Pichu: JUST SHUT UP!

...Hmph!

Pichu: *ahem* Soon....I shall see you face to face...then we shall see who is CUTER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA*choke!!*hahahahahha...heh heh...

Oh brother...

Pichu: SHUT UP!


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So that ends chpater 3. Pikachu and Frisky are all alone. Now they must find Pikachu's Teddy Bear, Frisky's jar of Cherios and..maybe even the crown of the Merfems! Who knows what will happen next! Who knows? Maybe I do! Hee hee hee. Find out next time in chapter three! There I did it right! Wait...no...I mean Chpater four!!! Yeah! P.S. I know it was wrong of me to put the Merfems in this story. I try to avoid putting in self created characters in me fics. Except for Frisky..well.. He was real! ^^ I gots a picture of a Merfem if yous are interested. I'd be happy to show it to yous. Just E-mail me and I'll send it to you. Yayness for the chinchillas!