A/N: *hisses at the light* ARGH! I've been released from authors block! Like... YAY! Time for the story! Yay again! And uh... Darn, I can't think of what to say... Nu.. My Author's Note feels meaningless... Oh no... *ahem* Excuse me. ^^ Sorry for the lack of updates on all my stories. But I'm back! For the time anyways. Yeah.
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CHAPTER 4: Merf Merf Merf!
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The next day Pikachu and Frisky woke up nice and early. What a beautiful day it was--
Frisky: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Err... Well...
Pikachu: What the hell?! I didn't do anything, you rat!
Frisky: RAT?! I'll show you! *starts to choke Pikachu*
Pikachu: *chokes him back* Get off of me you merf!
Frisky: Merf?! I'll merf you one!
Hey! Stop saying "Merf" you bakas!
P/F: SHUT UP DAMN IT!
*sniff*... You... Merfs! *sobs*
Pikachu: She has a problem.
Frisky: Yeah... Like that green doggy.
Back at the mansion...
Yoshi: I AM NOT A DOGGY!!! ;.;
Back at Frisky and Pikachu...
Pikachu: You heard something?
Frisky: ...Nope.
Pikachu: I'm hungry. How'sa 'bout you?
Frisky: Yeah... That damn thing took my cherios...
Pikachu: Aww. Poor chinchilla.
Frisky: Shut up!
Pikachu: *remembers his teddy bear* Om my gosh! My teddy bear is gone!
Frisky: Eh...
Pikachu: *runs in circles* TEDDY!
Frisky: *sweat drops, moves away* Uh huh...
Pikachu: Teddy where are you?! *pause*
Frisky: ...
Pikachu: Final Doomation! That castle! We gotta GO!
Frisky: Yeah... Okay...
Pikachu: *picks up a stick* Come with me or Woody will kill yous!
Frisky: ...*backs away more* Eh... Drunken lemour...
Pikachu: You dare defy Woody?! YOU DIE! *throws stick*
Frisky: *ducks the stick* Idiot!
???: *gets hit with the stick* OWIE!
Pikachu: Nu! The broccoli and cheese people have found us!
ChaosBliss: Err... I'm ChaosBliss...
Pikachu: YOU LIE!
ChaosBliss: Is he okay?
Frisky: Nah... Pikachu doesn't have a brain.
ChaosBliss: Aww...
Pikachu: *starry eyed* I know! I AM cute!
ChaosBliss: But not as great as Pichu!
Frisky: Grr... Lets go already!
ChaosBliss and Pikachu: YAY!
Frisky: Not you ChaosBliss! We don't even know you!
ChaosBliss: Well, I know me and that's good enough! ^^
Frisky: Ri-ight...
Pikachu: Ooo! Ooo! Please, Frisky! Can we take the cute li'l ChaosBliss with us? PWEEZE?
ChaosBliss: ^^
Frisky: Uh... No.
Pikachu: Hey! Who made you in charge of things? Huh?!
Frisky: Pfft. I have ties with the author...
Pikachu: Yeah, but it's called "PIKACHU and Frisky's Adventure in Meleeland" not "FRISKY and Pikachu's Adventure in Meleeland!"
Frisky: Uh... So?
Pikachu: That makes me the star and you the grey side kick.
Frisky: Sure... Whatever...
ChaosBliss: *blink blink*
Frisky: Ugh... Fine we can take along ChaosBliss... As long as the story stays "Frisky and Pikachu's Adventure in Meleeland"...
Pikachu: Yay!
ChaosBliss: Woo hoo!
Pikachu: Wait a sec... IT WAS NEVER CALLED THAT!
Frisky: *whistles and walks away*
Pikachu: Hey, wait for us! *grabs ChaosBliss and follows*
And so Pikachu, Frisky, and their new friend, ChaosBliss, went along their merry li'l way to the land of sweets and cookies--
Pikachu: STICK TO THE STORY!
Eep! Sorry... *ahem* So the three went along to find the castle at Final Doomation to save their precious belongings and the crown for the Merfems. Why someone would still a teddy bear, a bottle of cherios, and a crown that belongs to a group of weird furballs is beyond me falks. Then again, I should know. *wink wink*
Frisky: Come on already!
Alright alright... So on their way they came across an odd toll booth. What would a toll booth be doing out here in the middle of a forest? Well, to thinken the plot of course!
ChaosBliss: Well, this is where I do my job.
Pikachu: What job?
ChaosBliss: Presenting this messege to you of course!
Frisky: A messege? Like what?
Pikachu: Come on boy! Spit it out-- Er, read it!
ChaosBliss: *ahem* It says: "To make it a little harder to get your stuff back, I made sure you won't get to Final Doomation easily. So talk to the turtle freak at the toll booth to see what you must do. P. S. FEAR THEM HAM-HAMS!"
Frisky: Freaky...
Pikachu: *nods*
ChaosBliss: Well, I'm done. See ya! *with a POOF he's gone*
Frisky: Double freaky...
Pikachu: *nods some more*
Frisky: Well, lets talk to this turtle freak. *walks up to the toll booth* Hey--
Koopa: I AM NOT A TURTLE FREAK!
Frisky: I didn't even say anything...
Koopa: Well.. You were gonna say it! Plus, I heard you and your friends talking about me you jerk!
Frisky: Feh.
Pikachu: *goes up to the booth* Where's Final Doomation?
Koopa: *points to the other side of the booth* There.
Pikachu: Thank--
Koopa: But you're not going any where!
Pikachu: Why?
Koopa: You need three Yoshi marbles.
Frisky: Three what now?
Koopa: Three Yoshi marbles. One red one, one blue one, and one green one.
Pikachu: Where do we get those from?
Koopa: Yoshis of course.
Frisky: Do they lay them like eggs or something?
Koopa: No. Now enough questions! Get me those three Yoshi marbles or not going to Final Doomation!
Frisky: Hmph... Fine! Lets go Pika! *drags Pikachu away from the booth to do some thinking*
Pikachu: So what are we gonna do?
Frisky: We're gonna get those Yoshi marbles of course!
Pikachu: How?
Frisky: I don't know... But where there's a will... There's a--
Pikachu: MEWTWO!
Frisky: A Mewtwo for a will?
Pikachu: Nu! MEWTWO! *points to Mewtwo who seems to be at a chicken shop across the road with Bowser and Ganondorf*
Frisky: Now... This is just screwy.
I hear you there! One minute you're lost in a forest, the next, you're by a chicken shop!
Frisky: No one asked you to speak, you know...
Oh shut up...
Pikachu: *goes over to Mewtwo* What are you doing over here Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: They sell good chicken.
Bowser: Better than KFC.
Ganondorf: Meh! Pa-lease! This chicken sucks!
Frisky: KFC is poisin, you know.
Ganondorf: Hm... This chicken is good actually. *nods*
Pikachu: Uh... Well... Hey Mewtwo, can ya tell us some about the Yoshi marbles? You're smart and all.
Mewtwo: No.
Pikachu: Why not?
Mewtwo: Because I do not feel like it.
Pikachu: ;.; You suck.
Mewtwo: *growls*
Frisky: -.-; Excuse the yellow furball... He's had a rough day.
Mewtwo: Whatever.
Pikachu: ^^ Can you show us to the Yoshi marbles?
Mewtwo: No.
Pikachu: Why not?
Mewtwo: Because I do not feel like it.
Pikachu: ...Can you give us a Yoshi marble?
Mewtwo: No.
Pikachu: Why not?!
Mewtwo: Because-- Bah... *sighs* Listen you annoying rodent, just find the three Yoshis that have the damn marbles and leave me alone.
Pikachu: Thanks Mr. Lumpkins--
Mewtwo: *growls again*
Pikachu: Er... MooMoo Cat--
Mewtwo: *growls more*
Pikachu: Er... Mewtwo...
Mewtwo: Now scram.
Frisky: Come on Pikaboy... We have more thinking to do... *drags Pikachu away*
Pikachu: So what are we suppose to do?
Frisky: I don't know... But I'll think of something...
Pikachu: And what about me?
Frisky: What about you?
Pikachu: What am I suppose to do? We're a team right?
Frisky: No.
Pikachu: Stop messing with me!
Frisky: Shut up...
Pikachu: That's it! *picks up another stick* Woody will kill yous!
Frisky: It's a freaking stick!
Pikachu: Do not defy my Woody! ATTACK!
And so, once again, we leave our friends fighting. Yep. Will they ever learn to work together? Or should it be, "Will Frisky ever learn to work with Pikachu?" But what good, great, funny, lovable story doesn't have a stubburn mean character? We all love them, right? Right? *ahem* Anyway, will Pikachu and Frisky ever stop fighting and find those Yoshi marbles so they can get to Final Doomation? What the heck are Yoshi marbles? What is up with this freaking "Fear the Ham-Hams" and junk?! You'll have to find out on the next eppie of *Dun dun dun* Pikachu and Frisky's-- Ah, you know the title...
Koopa: Lazy bum...
That's my name, don't wear it out! ^^;
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Sorry for the late chappie, again. I kinda lost the ability to do much over the past weeks. I mainly spent my time drawing, site building, writing poetry, and being lazy. Yeah.