Carpe Diem: Second Year Revision
by Alec6427/NecessaryEvil
Disclaimer: Harry and his universe as told in the books belong to the very sadistic mind ok J.K. Rowling I just play with them. What? Stop looking at me like that. No you're the one with the sick mind. I don't think of them like that. Well maybe Cho but cummon she's hot. The characters not in the books but in this fic are open to be used in others fanfic just give me a little credit k. Don't you just love me?
A/N: ok I changed a couple little details about Professor Connors back in chapter five. He is now 6 foot 2 inches and has dirty blonde hair I had intended him to be tall to begin with but mixed up his height with a character in another story I'm planning and I did intentionally make him have brown hair but decided it wouldn't contrast enough with black hair, not telling you why that's important just yet but it is obvious isn't o well. This chapter was thought up while I was incredibly drunk or incredibly sleepy, seeing as how I don't drink alcohol even when depressed(finding root beery substitutes) I figure it was the latter. This chapter was mainly a way of having Cho and Harry go from the bad passion to the good with no intermission and for Malfoy and Ron to have it out about Ginny. As for the titles now that I think of it I might have been high on something*thinks deeply* there was that helium Lessee any reviewers?
One oh goody almost a new...wait...still incredibly low. Oh well quality over quantity.
Ecl@ir: Thanks reviewing, one question for yah, what was a nice touch?
Well then we should push on shouldn't we. On with the show mates.
Chapter Eleven:
Trouble in Paradise
or
A Couple Stupid Excuses for Harry, Cho, Ron, and Draco to Go Off Somewhere else to have out their differences while we can only assume Finn and Connors are Keeping things peachy keen back home. (This title wouldn't fit in the chapter selector)
or
The Chapter with one ridiculously inaccurate short title and two stupid and ridiculously long titles one of which is describing the others.(this one either)
A/N: Without further gilding the lily and no more ado I give you the loser of Chang virginity, the maker of arguments over canteens, chaaaaapter eleven.
"I did not check out Hermione. I haven't even looked at Hermione since I told her about the thing about the Chamber. Where'd you get such a stupid idea?"
"So now I'm stupid, I see you checking out all these girls, Ron's sister, Hermione, the Patils. I know what you're thinking,"
"You think I was checking out Ginny AND Hermione that's ridiculous. Ron's like a brother to me which makes Ginny like a sister to me and Hermione is a nice girl and all but she's no reason to take a second look, plus she's bloody annoying, and who the hell are the Patils?"
"So you're checking them out and you don't even know them?"
"I'm not checking other girls out,"
Ron sat back watching the bickering couple, it had been like this for days, making big arguments over non-existent differences. He would have stopped them but it was so fun to watch, he almost wished he had pop corn. The two of them had moved onto a new subject for argument having both agreed that Harry really did only check Cho out which Ron thought was a stupid thing to agree to seeing as how it was so obvious, Harry barely even noted that anyone else was even a girl let alone check them out. Now they were arguing about Harry being arrogant, one which Ron thought wasn't too off base, but Cho wasn't one to talk anyway. It was exactly like some deeply in love people that didn't quite know what they were feeling acted like in those romance stories Ginny was always making him read to her. As they were arguing Will came in, "Harry!!Cho!! There's this ring off in Turblebick that you need to find quick, you can use this Portkey to get there but it'll take me a little time to get you back,"
"Fine!!!" both Harry and Cho had turned on the Finn boy at once, they grabbed each of their personal supplies (which added up to two broomsticks, two large bundles of food, two sleeping bags, one invisibility cloak, one regular cloak, and two wands, they pack awfully alike don't they) and them grabbed the portkey which was a polka dot feather and were instantly sucked away.
"What was that ring for that you sent them after?"
"What ring? I just wanted to get the old married couple out of the house before one of our heads exploded. I'll bring them back in a day or two, show them a ring tell them someone else found it, just needed quiet time,"
Ron grinned, "Good thinking, but it was getting to be a bit entertaining. I was thinking of taking bets,"
*
Somewhere near Turblebick (where ever the hell that might be)
Harry and Cho hit the water with a splash Cho immediately began to tread, but Harry having never been taught to swim properly what with his Uncle hoping it might lead to his demise some day began sinking like a stone. Cho saw this and gave a big exasperated sigh and swam down and yanked him to the surface of the lake, "You know Harry, for having Hero on your resume you might learn how to do something as basic as say SWIMMING."
"Well what can I say not all of us can learn everything on the earth as well as you part Ravenclaws,"
"You're part Ravenclaw you prat. Speaking of which for having Ravenclaw in your brain you might just think about cracking a book every once in awhile,"
"Why bother I learn so much by just trying to impress you a little bit that I'll probably end up beating Hermione for top in the class,"
"There you go bringing her into it again,"
"It was a comparison in which she was to lower of the two you crazy duck,"
"Well then that shows how big your head is then,"
By this time they had made their way to the shore out of the giant lake and were taking stock of their supplies.
"O this is rich we lost one of the sleeping bags and you probably don't even care do you Harry, we'll be nice and cozy rapped up in this one person sleeping bag together and you probably won't even get a hard on because you will be too busy thinking about how you can check out Ginny and Hermione,"
"O back on this again, now listen here if it was anyone but you I probably wouldn't get excited but you are the most aggravating, stubborn, and beautiful girl I've ever had the unfortunate pleasure of meeting and god knows you're the only one I want, now pipe down while I try to wring out my robes,"
"Yea, good luck with that you git. This stuff absorbs water like there's no tomorrow we'll have to just use the clothes underneath,"
"Yeah that's all fine for you, you probably planned so far ahead that you've got a whole forest hunter person outfit under there, I being such a git just have some boxers and socks and shoes on under this,"
"Would it be that bad to show me that?"
"No you nit, it would be bad to just be wearing that when something snaps at my leg or chest and there is nothing there to stop it getting cut really bloody deep. Sure I've been through worse, but I didn't enjoy it,"
"Git,"
*
Back at Hogwarts(duh)
"O shut up Malfoy. You know if you push me much further this time I won't have Harry to hold me back,"
"O please Weasely, you couldn't break a rotten stick with a sledge hammer,"
"Wanna bet," and with that Ron charged Malfoy knocking him to the ground an began pounding they struggled and switched upper hands and continued to fight for a good twenty minutes until Will came in and said,
"Oi Weasely!Malfoy take this," he tossed a canteen to them which they both caught, "You'll probably be needing it," and with that and a pop Malfoy and Ron were gone.
*
Some desert somewhere....who cares where, its a desert.
Ron and Malfoy hit the dune and began rolling, they came to rest at the bottom and Ron pushed himself up and looked around, "Ah shit. Will, when I get back I'm so going to kick your ass. I mean Harry at least you stuck with Cho, he loves her, but this is Malfoy..."
"He doesn't care who it is you git. He wants the house quiet thus he gets rid of the bickering love birds and the brawling pair of us,"
"Shut up Malfoy, you're not helping,"
"Yes very clever Weasely. I suppose we should get going then. No matter what desert this is it's a long walk back to Hogwarts,"
"Yeah, sure,"
"Besides you don't want to be without shelter on a desert night, you'd freeze to death and a blue face would contrast to wildly with your obnoxiously red hair,"
"Stuff it Malfoy,"
"Yes, quite a clever comeback,"
"Note to self never accept gifts from Finn,"
"That's the first smart thing I've heard you say Weasely. If I didn't know any better I'd say you might just be growing a brain,"
"Didn't I tell you to stuff it,"
*
"Yes Cho, you did tell me to stuff it, but I thought it would be better if we ate this fish than mounting it on a wall,"
"You caught a fish,"
"Yeah, wanna show a little bit more shock?"
"How?"
"With my bare hands, how do you think. Take stick tie vine pull when fish is hooked,"
"Your family teach you that?"
"Not bloody likely,"
"Well how the bloody hell was I supposed to know, you tell me about them,"
"With good reason,"
"Why the hell wouldn't you tell me about my family?"
"Because they are bigoted, terrible complete ass holes, and I didn't want you thinking I might have something in common with them,"
"Why didn't you tell me about them? The TRUTH,"
"Because I didn't want you feeling sorry for me,"
"I'm sure you told Hermione,"
"Yeah, but I'm not in love with Hermione,"
"WHAT?!?"
"You heard..." Harry was cut off as Cho flung herself on top of him and started kissing him. He was too shocked to respond at first, but then he began deepening it brought his hands behind her head and pulled her down. She moaned into the kiss and then
Whoa hold on there this is the part where we pan up to the sky change scenes for a bit then come back in the morning after bit.
*
"Weasely, you really should see someone about your snoring problem,"
"And you should see someone about talking in your sleep. Shock therapist maybe. Hey maybe that'll help you get over the delusion that you're good enough for my sister,"
"Why would I want a Weasely,"
"I don't know. Why do you want Ginny?"
"I don't,"
"Right, that's why you were moaning out her name in your sleep,"
"Well...yeah,"as Malfoy said this he dropped his head.
"You stay away from my sister Malfoy,"
"Don't tell me what to do Weasely,"
"She's my sister,"
"Well every relationship you have to take the bad with the good,"
"You don't deserve her,"
"Want to leave that descision to her?"
"You won't get her,"
"And if I do,"
"If you hurt her I'll take your head off and I'm pretty sure Harry would help,"
"Yeah, how do you figure that? Potter will be too busy what with his usual problems with being famous, Quidditch, his new girl friend, and saving the world. Probably wouldn't even notice,"
"Harry would notice. Ginny is like family,"
"And we all know how much he likes them,"
"What do you know?"
"Plenty,"
"Just don't hurt her Malfoy and shape up a little. I don't want my sister dating a prat. I have to admit you have improved a little you are still Malfoy,"
"Guess I'll have to strive to be more Draco,"
*
Back at Hogwarts
"Get them back here Finn. Honestly being a Prefect you'd think you would know better,"
"Draconis doesn't have a Prefect, but speaking as the person who is in charge of the peace of this house all I have to say is that I'm pretty sure after this the house will be more of a close unit,"
"Bring them back Finn,"
"Yes sir," Will took a piece of cloth and after a second he popped off.
*
"Okay Weasely this is how you cast the Rigadorum curse,"
"You have to get over this calling me Weasely thing. It gets confusing, there are five of us at Hogwarts and three of us in your house,"
"Fine. Ron this is how you cast the Rigadorum curse,"
"That'll have to wait for later folks," came Will's voice as he popped in. Both of the two lunged at him, "Hey watch it. I have to be concious to get us to Harry and Cho and then home, kill me then,"
"We intend to," they said in unison.
*
In the middle of a clearing Harry and Cho were just waking up in their sleeping bag as the sun came up over the horizon. Cho looked over at Harry lazily and smiled, "Morning,"
Harry smiled back,"Good morning, did you sleep well,"
"Yeah, but then I had to wake up,"
"Well how about I give you generous compensation for that," Harry kissed her on the nose,
"Mmm, sounds like fun," Cho took Harry's lips in her own,
"Uhum, sorry to interupt your fun," two voices chuckled at that, "but we have to be getting back,"
Harry and Cho look up to see Will, Ron, and Malfoy and they blush, "Yeah, could you three wait a little over there? We kinda have to get dressed,"
Ron and Malfoy's jaws dropped simultaneously when they heard this, but Will just smiled and nodded his head and they headed off just out of site until Harry and Cho were ready to go in their newly dried robes and with their packs over their shoulders, "There never was a ring was there," it wasn't a question.
"No, I just wanted to get the houses two most troublesome pairs to get a little of what I like to call yell until it fixes it therapy somewhere other than the common room,"
Cho and Harry grinned, "Good job,"
*
A/N: This chapter was going to be more about surviving, but the arguments took a lot of work. I would have had Ron and Malfoy fight more, but I was already wiped out by that point so I had a quick argument.So it turned out just what it was meant to be, bringing characters together.