And after the game Chapter 2: Oh my god, Sora, how stupid can you get?, a kingdom hearts fanfic

CHAPTER TWO: Big Clown shoes are not good to run with

Sorry for the lack of plot. But hey, what can ya make a plot about? Riku wants to know if Sora likes him, Sora doesn't get it, Riku ends up liking Sora, but Sora still doesn't get it

Wow, 8 reviews in one chapter? I've reached an all time high here, folks. WHOOPIE! I LOVE YOU ALL!!

Men in white coats: You have 30 minutes, Linnet.

Yikes! Well, here's the disclaimer is forgot to add:

I DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS, SORA, RIKU OR ANYONE ELSE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

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"Well... I... I... I don't understand.. what do you mean, *that* way?" Sora finished, scratching his head. Riku would have fallen over had it not been the fact he was leaning on a rock.

"Um... you know.. do you like me in that... do you..like-like me?"

"Like-like? Like, talk some sense man!!"

"Like.. like how your parents like each other!"

"Oh, Riku!" Sora laughed. "I don't whack you on the head with a fancy stick! Or yell at you.. or make nasty comments about your body.."

Riku hung his head. You had to be blunt, or nothing would go through Sora's thick hair, his equally thick skull, and to his small brain, surrounded by a shield of stupidity, the strongest element in all the known worlds.

"Sora.. do you.. like me the way you like Kairi?"

Sora's eyes widened. Ah, Riku thought, now he gets it..

"Riku! You're my best friend! I don't hate you!" Sora assured him.

Dammit! Curse you, shield of stupidity, curse you!!

"Never mind.." Riku sighed. Now he will never know the source of all those SoraXRiku fanfics. What's a guy to do??

Riku started thinking, which was a bad thing to do, because all the sunlight, the loud noises coming from that DAMN THEME PARK and the fact that thinking for more than 10 seconds gives Riku cluster headaches (aka suicide headaches. Time Magazine is good for you).

"AAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGH!! THE PAAAAAIIIINNNNN!!" Riku screamed, and imitated Cloud Strife beautifully by rolling around clutching his head, screaming in pain.

To add to the drama, Sora was running around waving his arms screaming "OH MY GOD!!" over and over again. Ah, nothing like good drama, eh?

*silence from the very few readers. One of them snickers and says "You suck!"*

Ah, be quiet. Anyway...

Eventually, Riku passed out from the pain. But Sora has to be a overdramatic! Cradling the unconscious Riku in his arms, he looked skyward.

"OH WHY?? WHHHHHHHHHYYY??? WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYY?????? THE WORLD IS SO CRUEL, TAKING THE LIFE OF MY BEST FRIEND! NOOOOOOOOO-"

"Yeesh, Sora, you don't have to be so loud.." Riku interrupted.

"RIKU! YOU'RE ALIVE!! I LOVE YOU MAN!!" Sora huggled the rather shocked Riku.

"Um.. yeah, I love you too.." Riku awkwardly patted Sora's back.

*Sniff* Ah, love blossoming in the islands...

Reader: Aw, shut up!! Get on with the story! We want SoraXRiku!