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Everything I Do; 6
Hilde jerked to a halt mid-air and looked up amazed to find Relena grasping her arm. The blonde was dangling from her knees from the jagged edge of the stairs. A droplet of blood ran in a straight line down her thigh from where a splinter had become imbedded into the back of her knee.
"Thanks Relena."
"Don't thank me yet, I have no clue how I'm going to get up." Hilde looked down, then up and wondered how she got herself into these messes. As Hilde was trying to plot ways to use Relena's hair as a rope, Relena had come to a conclusion. She let go of Hilde's arm and swung up into a crouching position.
Sprawled on the floor below, Hilde rubbed her sore bottom as she looked up at Relena. "Gee, thanks a lot. You could have warned me."
"Sorry, you're just lucky you didn't fall all the way down."
Hilde winced as she got up. "Yeah, for all the good that did me. It still hurt a heck of a lot."
Relena shrugged and her hair twirled around as she turned to climb the stairs. Hilde regretted not grabbing onto a handful of it as she looked around for a way to climb to the roof.
Heero had begun to worry moments before he heard her light footsteps on the stairs. He snorted as he picked off another idiot attempting to jump on the roof. Dimwits.
"Heero." Relena dashed across the roof and jumped so that her legs entwined around his waist. In this seductive position she tangled her hands in his hair and dragged his mouth down to hers. His mind was screaming for him to resist her nibbling on his bottom lip, but his heart, or libido was already giving as good as it got. He slipped his hand under her blood-splattered top to cup her breast.
Well damn! He could feel himself go hard as she molded against him. He knew in his gut they were both going to die if they didn't stop, but for once he just couldn't find the willpower.
A voice came from the megaphone in the plane above. "Surrender Yuy, Peacecraft, come out and put your hands where I can see them."
He turned to the pilot of the plane. "What the heck are they doing down there? I can't see a thing, I forgot my glasses again."
Amused, the pilot tried to control a snicker. "Well sir, I'm pretty sure she's coming. He'll probably be along quite soon if things continue the way they are going."
"Where are their hands? Are they where I can see them?"
"Well, uh, I don't know if you want to see them."
"Are you sassing me?"
"No sir! It's just that I don't think this is a good time to be threatening them."
"What do you mean its not a good time? This is war, you subordinate. Now tell me your reasoning!"
The pilot leaned over and murmured something in the irate man's ear. "Oh, well we can wait, but the moment they're done." He pounded his fist into his palm then shook his hand, muttering the word 'ow.'
It didn't take Heero long to feel the breeze on his back, but it took him a moment to realize it wasn't caused by the fact his shirt was now lying a few feet away. He dragged his mouth away from Relena's throat and looked into the sky.
Shit!!
He yanked her top down to hide her from view of the pervert with binoculars, and the man lowered them and once again lifted his megaphone.
"ATTENTION FOOLS, YOU ARE NOW MY *coughsexcough* PAWNS." He went on for a few moments reciting demands. Relena decided she had enough of this charade and picked the laser out of her pocket. The highly charged beam cut right into the engine and blew the plane out of the air. Her hopes of getting back on the ground with Heero were dashed as the nearsighted man jumped out of the plane and grabbed onto the edge of the roof.
"Help me, my pawns." He called trying to scramble up as they both looked on in amusement. He finally rolled over the side to find Relena and Heero necking again. This was just too easy. He was raising his gun to rid the world of two hormonal idiots as he was shot in the chest. He collapsed to the ground with a grunt and curse as his bladder let go.
Relena and Heero stopped for a moment to look at the man who had shot. He perched himself on the edge of the roof and crooned, "I have avenged my transvestite lover." As he/she jumped to the ground.
"Who was that?"
"I have no clue." And so they went back to getting busy. A panting Hilde reached the roof a few moments later, asking if she missed all the fun. She picked up the microphone and asked for the surrender off all enemy troops. It was finally over.
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Duo switched off the television and stretched his legs. "Man, that was awesome."
Wufei grumbled that the weak onna got all the good parts.
Noin snarled that she was dead the whole way through.
Hilde pouted as she rubbed her butt.
Relena and Heero didn't appear to be coming up for air anytime soon, but surprised everyone when Relena lifted her head long enough to ask. "So do you think it will be a hit?"
"Yeah, people will line up for blocks to watch you fictionally kill someone."
"But it's for a good cause."
"Yeah, orphans from around the universe will benefit from the money we raised for their welfare."
"It's a pity we couldn't do more."
Duo beamed and held up a piece of paper. "That's why I contracted a sequel."
Various swear words and threats were tossed his way, (along with a roll of toilet paper, a china figurine and a used condom that he didn't want to know where it came from.) but the message was quite clear. Duo was a baka who was going to die very soon.
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End of chapter Six and of story! I hope you're all enjoying this immensely. Please review.
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If you have a Gundam Wing story you wouldn't mind if I put on my site please sent it to relenafanel@hotmail.com Please visit just for the sake of going also, it specializes in hilarious Gundam Wing fanfictions.
Read my other stories:
This Is Not My Day,
Preventor's Grapevine,
Clinic's Therapy,
Must I Kill You!?,
I'm Not In Love With Heero Yuy!!,
Valentine's Day Showdown,
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Everything I Do; 6
Hilde jerked to a halt mid-air and looked up amazed to find Relena grasping her arm. The blonde was dangling from her knees from the jagged edge of the stairs. A droplet of blood ran in a straight line down her thigh from where a splinter had become imbedded into the back of her knee.
"Thanks Relena."
"Don't thank me yet, I have no clue how I'm going to get up." Hilde looked down, then up and wondered how she got herself into these messes. As Hilde was trying to plot ways to use Relena's hair as a rope, Relena had come to a conclusion. She let go of Hilde's arm and swung up into a crouching position.
Sprawled on the floor below, Hilde rubbed her sore bottom as she looked up at Relena. "Gee, thanks a lot. You could have warned me."
"Sorry, you're just lucky you didn't fall all the way down."
Hilde winced as she got up. "Yeah, for all the good that did me. It still hurt a heck of a lot."
Relena shrugged and her hair twirled around as she turned to climb the stairs. Hilde regretted not grabbing onto a handful of it as she looked around for a way to climb to the roof.
Heero had begun to worry moments before he heard her light footsteps on the stairs. He snorted as he picked off another idiot attempting to jump on the roof. Dimwits.
"Heero." Relena dashed across the roof and jumped so that her legs entwined around his waist. In this seductive position she tangled her hands in his hair and dragged his mouth down to hers. His mind was screaming for him to resist her nibbling on his bottom lip, but his heart, or libido was already giving as good as it got. He slipped his hand under her blood-splattered top to cup her breast.
Well damn! He could feel himself go hard as she molded against him. He knew in his gut they were both going to die if they didn't stop, but for once he just couldn't find the willpower.
A voice came from the megaphone in the plane above. "Surrender Yuy, Peacecraft, come out and put your hands where I can see them."
He turned to the pilot of the plane. "What the heck are they doing down there? I can't see a thing, I forgot my glasses again."
Amused, the pilot tried to control a snicker. "Well sir, I'm pretty sure she's coming. He'll probably be along quite soon if things continue the way they are going."
"Where are their hands? Are they where I can see them?"
"Well, uh, I don't know if you want to see them."
"Are you sassing me?"
"No sir! It's just that I don't think this is a good time to be threatening them."
"What do you mean its not a good time? This is war, you subordinate. Now tell me your reasoning!"
The pilot leaned over and murmured something in the irate man's ear. "Oh, well we can wait, but the moment they're done." He pounded his fist into his palm then shook his hand, muttering the word 'ow.'
It didn't take Heero long to feel the breeze on his back, but it took him a moment to realize it wasn't caused by the fact his shirt was now lying a few feet away. He dragged his mouth away from Relena's throat and looked into the sky.
Shit!!
He yanked her top down to hide her from view of the pervert with binoculars, and the man lowered them and once again lifted his megaphone.
"ATTENTION FOOLS, YOU ARE NOW MY *coughsexcough* PAWNS." He went on for a few moments reciting demands. Relena decided she had enough of this charade and picked the laser out of her pocket. The highly charged beam cut right into the engine and blew the plane out of the air. Her hopes of getting back on the ground with Heero were dashed as the nearsighted man jumped out of the plane and grabbed onto the edge of the roof.
"Help me, my pawns." He called trying to scramble up as they both looked on in amusement. He finally rolled over the side to find Relena and Heero necking again. This was just too easy. He was raising his gun to rid the world of two hormonal idiots as he was shot in the chest. He collapsed to the ground with a grunt and curse as his bladder let go.
Relena and Heero stopped for a moment to look at the man who had shot. He perched himself on the edge of the roof and crooned, "I have avenged my transvestite lover." As he/she jumped to the ground.
"Who was that?"
"I have no clue." And so they went back to getting busy. A panting Hilde reached the roof a few moments later, asking if she missed all the fun. She picked up the microphone and asked for the surrender off all enemy troops. It was finally over.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Duo switched off the television and stretched his legs. "Man, that was awesome."
Wufei grumbled that the weak onna got all the good parts.
Noin snarled that she was dead the whole way through.
Hilde pouted as she rubbed her butt.
Relena and Heero didn't appear to be coming up for air anytime soon, but surprised everyone when Relena lifted her head long enough to ask. "So do you think it will be a hit?"
"Yeah, people will line up for blocks to watch you fictionally kill someone."
"But it's for a good cause."
"Yeah, orphans from around the universe will benefit from the money we raised for their welfare."
"It's a pity we couldn't do more."
Duo beamed and held up a piece of paper. "That's why I contracted a sequel."
Various swear words and threats were tossed his way, (along with a roll of toilet paper, a china figurine and a used condom that he didn't want to know where it came from.) but the message was quite clear. Duo was a baka who was going to die very soon.
^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~
End of chapter Six and of story! I hope you're all enjoying this immensely. Please review.
http://www.geocities.com/relenafanel
If you have a Gundam Wing story you wouldn't mind if I put on my site please sent it to relenafanel@hotmail.com Please visit just for the sake of going also, it specializes in hilarious Gundam Wing fanfictions.
Read my other stories:
This Is Not My Day,
Preventor's Grapevine,
Clinic's Therapy,
Must I Kill You!?,
I'm Not In Love With Heero Yuy!!,
Valentine's Day Showdown,
Watch for my not-very-frequent updates.