Kiriska: I'm a procrastinator, so sue me. Neh. I had begun thinking about this story on St.Patrick's Day, and thought, //It's two weeks...you have time.// A week later //There's still a whole week!// On Friday //Two days is plenty of time...// On Saturday..//You can finish it fast...// And lookie where I am now. -_-""
Chibi Sikeeh: Seems you using us less and less.
Kiriska: Am not, say the disclaimer, I command ye.
Chibi Sikeeh: *siiigh* We do not own Gundam Wing.
"Evil Coffee Easter Surprise"
By: Kiriska
"Master Quatre, Mr. Yuy, Chang, and Barton to see you, sir." the servent's head poked out of the room at the end of the sentence. The blonde sighed. Whenever those three came over, it was to complain about Duo. 'Duo set my house on fire!' 'Duo put a dozen pihranas in my toliet!' 'Duo shaved my cat's head!' 'Duo ate my watch!' 'Duo stuck a long pointy stick through my computer!' Duo this, Duo that...Quatre sighed and got up to see what it was this time.
"What did Duo do--" "Quatre! We have to stop him!" Trowa exploded on sight. "Stop him wh--" Pilot 04 was again interrupted. "The fool volunteered at the local elemenary school and--" Quatre blinked, "What's wrong with that?" "Let me explain Quatre." Heero huffed, "And all you people shut up." Trowa and Wufei glared, not said nothing.
"Duo volunteered at the school to host an Easter Hunt. He's putting chocolate in the plastic eggs. I saw him mix coffee into the chocolate." He explained. The blonde blinked several times, "Why do you need me to stop him?!" he demanded, "I always fix everything! Pay for all the damage all the time! You do it!" He cried.
"Yeah, but if we go, Wufei will probably kill him in front of all those innocent eyes." Trowa pointed out. Wufei snorted. "Then YOU stop him from killing him! You guys need to do stuff by yourself! Geez, none of you even have a job! 'Cept maybe Trowa...you just live off the money the government gave y'all after the war!" The three were surprised by Quatre's protest. "Ok, fine, Winner, but it's not my fault if Maxwell's guts are smeared all over the playground." Wufei smirked. They left.
Quatre sighed, he probably should go. He wasn't entirely sure if Wufei was joking or not. Him, Heero and Trowa had planned on killing the braidboy many times. 457 of their list of 1001 Ways To Kill Duo had been at been attempted. Do, if he helped them now they'd just keep coming back every time Duo does something stupid. . . But who knows what would happen if that coffee was spread to the children? The blonde sat there, debating with himself.
Duo stood in front of the class of twenty-three 7-year old kids. He was grinning, they were grinning, the teachers were grinning. Everyone was happy. For now. "Ok, kiddies, I've hidden like 50 eggs all over your playground, they all gots chocolate in 'um! You find da egg, you get to eat da chocolate! You can go at the count of three, ready?" Duo said. The 23 happy faces nodded. "Onnnnnne.....twwwwwoooooo.....two andda haaaaalf.....THREE!!" The children bolted.
Heero, Trowa, and Wufei scurried into the school building, panting, "Where's the Easter Hunt being held!?" Heero demanded. The secretary lady blinked rapidly several times; "Well, first, sirs, you'll have to sign in here and..." "WHERE IS THE EASTER HUNT BEING HELD!??!?!" Wufei boomed. The woman shrank back; "The playground." she squeaked. Wufei and Heero ran off, Trowa sweatdropped and turned back to the woman; "Thankyew ma'am." then took off after his companions.
Quatre Raberba Winner sighed, picked up a few tranquilizers, his coat and headed out the door. The goodness in him got the best of the situation. The blonde got in one of his cars and drove off, hoping the insured insanity hadn't begun yet....
The kids scurried about the area, grabbing colored plastic eggs. Duo just stood back, watching and giggling. The teachers were lookin' at him funny. When all the eggs had been gathered, the kids sat down and compared the number of eggs they each had. That's when Heero, Wufei, and Trowa showed up.
"You kids! Dun eat da eggs!" Trowa barked. They blinked at him. One of them said; "You don't eat the egg, you eat the chocolate, mister." Wufei pushed Trowa aside, "Don't eat it!" he growled. Only a few of them were listening however, many had already began munching. Kids. Short attention spans. Duo crept away to find his camera.
"No! Don't eat it! It'll make you insane!" Wufei shrieked angrilly, he grabbed a piece of chocolate from a little girl. Who started screeching. "Miss KONNIE! HE TOOK MUH CANDIEEEEE!!" Wufei dropped the candy as soon as the horrible sounds reached his ears; "Quiet kid!" The teachers were coming over, "What are you people doing here!? Can't you see these kids are trying to enjoy their Easter candy?!" "But ma'am, you don't understand th--"
"GOOOOOOOOOAT-T-T-TAAAAAAAAACCC-OOOOOOOSSS!!" one of the kids screamed suddenly. All other heads turned. "Goat Tacos! Goat Tacos! Goat Tacos!" the little boy shrieked continuously. Others joined in: "Goat Tacos! Goat Tacos! Goat Tacos!" Then group of kids split into two; one group saying "Goat Tacos!" the other saying; "Socat Taog!"
"Goat Tacos!" "Socat Taog!" "Goat Tacos!" "Socat Taog!" they screamed at each other. Duo was up on the roof, video taping and snapping photos. No one noticed. "What's going on, children!?" one of the teachers asked. "Ug! Too late!" Heero sighed. "NO ME GUSTARIA COMER CHOCOLATE CONTIGO!!" someone boomed loudly. "TU TIENES QUE! TIENES QUE! ARRRRGGGGGGGG!!" another kid went charging at the first with a long, pointy, stick. "AIIIEEE!!"
The two ran around while everyone else was still chanting 'Goat Tacos' or 'Socat Taog' "Ni men! Ni men! Ni men dou shi chun ren! Ni men dou shi chun ren! HEHEHEHEH!!" another kid broke off into giggles and started running around. He climbed a'top da jungle gym and started howlin' like a wolfie. "ArrrrrrrroooooooOOOOOoooooooo...." The others halted their activities and howled back. The chorus of insane-wolf-people howled. "Aaaaoooooooooooooo...." "RouoooooooOOoooooooo..." "AR-ar-ar-ArrrooooOooooooOOOOOOoooo..." "Oooooooooooooo..!" "Kids...kids...are you ok..." The teachers were slow...
The howls broke off into barks, yips, squeaks, whimpers, mews, chittering, mooing, bleeting, and other such non-human sounds: "Meee..ROW!" "Ark! Ark!" "Yip! Yip, yip, yip, yipyipyip, yip!" "Eek.eek.eek..ekk..." "MooooOooooOOOOooo...MoooooOooooo..." "CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!" "Baaaahhh...baaaaahhh..." "Oooo! Ooo! Ooo! Eee! Eee! Eee!" "REOW!" "Chika-dee-dee-dee-dee..Chika-dee-dee-dee-dee..." "Gobble gobble gobble!" "Eee-Ogggg!!" "Holleh Bloodeh Noodles!!! Wut's goin' on 'ere mate!?" one of them yelped, he was holdin' his head like he had a hat on.
Another answered as everyone else continued their sounds; "Dunno, laddy, they be jumpin' 'round like dem animals...crazy folk, yes?" The first took a piece of straw out of no where and stuck it in his mouth, letting the tip hang outwards. He rolled his jean legs up. He 'ooked lika hilbillie. "Not so sure, dude, they could just be crazy, y'know dude? Them crazies be actin' weird all da time, yeah, dude. Heh." The other shruged. Then the other 21 little kids got up and formed three lines of 7 people each.
The two that were chatting went to the front of the group and said together; "Foward,....march!" the group marched. Like little soldier people...dudes. The three pilots and the group of teachers just stood there. "Leeeeeeft..face!" the group turned left. "About....face!" the group turned around. And headed right for the pilots and teachers. "Umm..."
Heero, Wufei, and Trowa moved aside. As did the teachers. The group of seven year olds just marched past them. "Abbbbout.....face!" the soldiers...I mean, kids, turned around again. "AaaaaaaTTACK!" screamed one. They charged. The pilots and teachers scattered. So did the koffee-kids. Everyone was running around, yelling, screaming, and cursin' when the Q-man arrived.
"Holleh Cheesecakes..." At the arrival of Quatre, all the children grouped together in the center of the playground. They climbed a'top of each other and formed a really big pyramid, the structure wavered. "......" Everyone just stared. Then, a lost seagull came and smacked into the head of the kid on top. The kid pyramid swayed, ..... the kid on top fell, knocking into some other kids, and they all fell down!
"This is weird, none of them are really doing anything...destructive...." Wufei mumbled. "That's a surprise." Trowa commented. The children tumbled down and sat on the ground. They hadn't been acting much like the other coffee goers. Perhaps their age? Not that they hadn't been doing stupid and strange things...it;s just...
"Spoke too soon, Wufei." Quatre sighed. The 23 kids all run towards the nearest tree and pulled off long, pointy branches. They ran around wacking people. 23 little demons with sticks. Some of them wacked their teachers, others wacked the pilots. Most of them ran off, into the streets, into the city. They broke windows, tormented dogs, and attacked passing people. Tsk, tsk.
The 4 Gundam pilots ran after the kids, tranquilizers and all. Of course, the tranqs never seem to work. The fire apartment was rushing all over the colony, fires here, a cat in tree here, burning cheese statues over there. This one apartment was burned to the ground, cuz the fire truck was busy putting out a gas fire that resulted in someone poking a hole in a gas container. The colony was in flames 'til Easter Sunday. Then it was just charred...black...stuff. The only good that came out of it was Duo's 5-hour video of it all. It'll bring laughs to ye all.
Kiriska: I appoligize, this is certainly not my best work. Today's just been distracting, I joined a new RPG, blah blah blah. When's the next holiday? I promise it'll be better...Oh yeah...somma that goat stuff was left over from St.Pat's Day...heheh, the goats were still in me...couldn't help it. =P
Chibi Sikeeh: Seems you using us less and less.
Kiriska: Am not, say the disclaimer, I command ye.
Chibi Sikeeh: *siiigh* We do not own Gundam Wing.
"Evil Coffee Easter Surprise"
By: Kiriska
"Master Quatre, Mr. Yuy, Chang, and Barton to see you, sir." the servent's head poked out of the room at the end of the sentence. The blonde sighed. Whenever those three came over, it was to complain about Duo. 'Duo set my house on fire!' 'Duo put a dozen pihranas in my toliet!' 'Duo shaved my cat's head!' 'Duo ate my watch!' 'Duo stuck a long pointy stick through my computer!' Duo this, Duo that...Quatre sighed and got up to see what it was this time.
"What did Duo do--" "Quatre! We have to stop him!" Trowa exploded on sight. "Stop him wh--" Pilot 04 was again interrupted. "The fool volunteered at the local elemenary school and--" Quatre blinked, "What's wrong with that?" "Let me explain Quatre." Heero huffed, "And all you people shut up." Trowa and Wufei glared, not said nothing.
"Duo volunteered at the school to host an Easter Hunt. He's putting chocolate in the plastic eggs. I saw him mix coffee into the chocolate." He explained. The blonde blinked several times, "Why do you need me to stop him?!" he demanded, "I always fix everything! Pay for all the damage all the time! You do it!" He cried.
"Yeah, but if we go, Wufei will probably kill him in front of all those innocent eyes." Trowa pointed out. Wufei snorted. "Then YOU stop him from killing him! You guys need to do stuff by yourself! Geez, none of you even have a job! 'Cept maybe Trowa...you just live off the money the government gave y'all after the war!" The three were surprised by Quatre's protest. "Ok, fine, Winner, but it's not my fault if Maxwell's guts are smeared all over the playground." Wufei smirked. They left.
Quatre sighed, he probably should go. He wasn't entirely sure if Wufei was joking or not. Him, Heero and Trowa had planned on killing the braidboy many times. 457 of their list of 1001 Ways To Kill Duo had been at been attempted. Do, if he helped them now they'd just keep coming back every time Duo does something stupid. . . But who knows what would happen if that coffee was spread to the children? The blonde sat there, debating with himself.
Duo stood in front of the class of twenty-three 7-year old kids. He was grinning, they were grinning, the teachers were grinning. Everyone was happy. For now. "Ok, kiddies, I've hidden like 50 eggs all over your playground, they all gots chocolate in 'um! You find da egg, you get to eat da chocolate! You can go at the count of three, ready?" Duo said. The 23 happy faces nodded. "Onnnnnne.....twwwwwoooooo.....two andda haaaaalf.....THREE!!" The children bolted.
Heero, Trowa, and Wufei scurried into the school building, panting, "Where's the Easter Hunt being held!?" Heero demanded. The secretary lady blinked rapidly several times; "Well, first, sirs, you'll have to sign in here and..." "WHERE IS THE EASTER HUNT BEING HELD!??!?!" Wufei boomed. The woman shrank back; "The playground." she squeaked. Wufei and Heero ran off, Trowa sweatdropped and turned back to the woman; "Thankyew ma'am." then took off after his companions.
Quatre Raberba Winner sighed, picked up a few tranquilizers, his coat and headed out the door. The goodness in him got the best of the situation. The blonde got in one of his cars and drove off, hoping the insured insanity hadn't begun yet....
The kids scurried about the area, grabbing colored plastic eggs. Duo just stood back, watching and giggling. The teachers were lookin' at him funny. When all the eggs had been gathered, the kids sat down and compared the number of eggs they each had. That's when Heero, Wufei, and Trowa showed up.
"You kids! Dun eat da eggs!" Trowa barked. They blinked at him. One of them said; "You don't eat the egg, you eat the chocolate, mister." Wufei pushed Trowa aside, "Don't eat it!" he growled. Only a few of them were listening however, many had already began munching. Kids. Short attention spans. Duo crept away to find his camera.
"No! Don't eat it! It'll make you insane!" Wufei shrieked angrilly, he grabbed a piece of chocolate from a little girl. Who started screeching. "Miss KONNIE! HE TOOK MUH CANDIEEEEE!!" Wufei dropped the candy as soon as the horrible sounds reached his ears; "Quiet kid!" The teachers were coming over, "What are you people doing here!? Can't you see these kids are trying to enjoy their Easter candy?!" "But ma'am, you don't understand th--"
"GOOOOOOOOOAT-T-T-TAAAAAAAAACCC-OOOOOOOSSS!!" one of the kids screamed suddenly. All other heads turned. "Goat Tacos! Goat Tacos! Goat Tacos!" the little boy shrieked continuously. Others joined in: "Goat Tacos! Goat Tacos! Goat Tacos!" Then group of kids split into two; one group saying "Goat Tacos!" the other saying; "Socat Taog!"
"Goat Tacos!" "Socat Taog!" "Goat Tacos!" "Socat Taog!" they screamed at each other. Duo was up on the roof, video taping and snapping photos. No one noticed. "What's going on, children!?" one of the teachers asked. "Ug! Too late!" Heero sighed. "NO ME GUSTARIA COMER CHOCOLATE CONTIGO!!" someone boomed loudly. "TU TIENES QUE! TIENES QUE! ARRRRGGGGGGGG!!" another kid went charging at the first with a long, pointy, stick. "AIIIEEE!!"
The two ran around while everyone else was still chanting 'Goat Tacos' or 'Socat Taog' "Ni men! Ni men! Ni men dou shi chun ren! Ni men dou shi chun ren! HEHEHEHEH!!" another kid broke off into giggles and started running around. He climbed a'top da jungle gym and started howlin' like a wolfie. "ArrrrrrrroooooooOOOOOoooooooo...." The others halted their activities and howled back. The chorus of insane-wolf-people howled. "Aaaaoooooooooooooo...." "RouoooooooOOoooooooo..." "AR-ar-ar-ArrrooooOooooooOOOOOOoooo..." "Oooooooooooooo..!" "Kids...kids...are you ok..." The teachers were slow...
The howls broke off into barks, yips, squeaks, whimpers, mews, chittering, mooing, bleeting, and other such non-human sounds: "Meee..ROW!" "Ark! Ark!" "Yip! Yip, yip, yip, yipyipyip, yip!" "Eek.eek.eek..ekk..." "MooooOooooOOOOooo...MoooooOooooo..." "CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!" "Baaaahhh...baaaaahhh..." "Oooo! Ooo! Ooo! Eee! Eee! Eee!" "REOW!" "Chika-dee-dee-dee-dee..Chika-dee-dee-dee-dee..." "Gobble gobble gobble!" "Eee-Ogggg!!" "Holleh Bloodeh Noodles!!! Wut's goin' on 'ere mate!?" one of them yelped, he was holdin' his head like he had a hat on.
Another answered as everyone else continued their sounds; "Dunno, laddy, they be jumpin' 'round like dem animals...crazy folk, yes?" The first took a piece of straw out of no where and stuck it in his mouth, letting the tip hang outwards. He rolled his jean legs up. He 'ooked lika hilbillie. "Not so sure, dude, they could just be crazy, y'know dude? Them crazies be actin' weird all da time, yeah, dude. Heh." The other shruged. Then the other 21 little kids got up and formed three lines of 7 people each.
The two that were chatting went to the front of the group and said together; "Foward,....march!" the group marched. Like little soldier people...dudes. The three pilots and the group of teachers just stood there. "Leeeeeeft..face!" the group turned left. "About....face!" the group turned around. And headed right for the pilots and teachers. "Umm..."
Heero, Wufei, and Trowa moved aside. As did the teachers. The group of seven year olds just marched past them. "Abbbbout.....face!" the soldiers...I mean, kids, turned around again. "AaaaaaaTTACK!" screamed one. They charged. The pilots and teachers scattered. So did the koffee-kids. Everyone was running around, yelling, screaming, and cursin' when the Q-man arrived.
"Holleh Cheesecakes..." At the arrival of Quatre, all the children grouped together in the center of the playground. They climbed a'top of each other and formed a really big pyramid, the structure wavered. "......" Everyone just stared. Then, a lost seagull came and smacked into the head of the kid on top. The kid pyramid swayed, ..... the kid on top fell, knocking into some other kids, and they all fell down!
"This is weird, none of them are really doing anything...destructive...." Wufei mumbled. "That's a surprise." Trowa commented. The children tumbled down and sat on the ground. They hadn't been acting much like the other coffee goers. Perhaps their age? Not that they hadn't been doing stupid and strange things...it;s just...
"Spoke too soon, Wufei." Quatre sighed. The 23 kids all run towards the nearest tree and pulled off long, pointy branches. They ran around wacking people. 23 little demons with sticks. Some of them wacked their teachers, others wacked the pilots. Most of them ran off, into the streets, into the city. They broke windows, tormented dogs, and attacked passing people. Tsk, tsk.
The 4 Gundam pilots ran after the kids, tranquilizers and all. Of course, the tranqs never seem to work. The fire apartment was rushing all over the colony, fires here, a cat in tree here, burning cheese statues over there. This one apartment was burned to the ground, cuz the fire truck was busy putting out a gas fire that resulted in someone poking a hole in a gas container. The colony was in flames 'til Easter Sunday. Then it was just charred...black...stuff. The only good that came out of it was Duo's 5-hour video of it all. It'll bring laughs to ye all.
Kiriska: I appoligize, this is certainly not my best work. Today's just been distracting, I joined a new RPG, blah blah blah. When's the next holiday? I promise it'll be better...Oh yeah...somma that goat stuff was left over from St.Pat's Day...heheh, the goats were still in me...couldn't help it. =P