Note: So SORRY! Stupid ffn being down for so long really screwed me up, and even when it got up again, it wouldn't let me upload anything, so you get this special, a BIT LATE. o_0; I'm sorry.
Chibi Fique: FINALLY! I thought you'd never write again!
Kiriska: -_- It's only been a month...
Chibi SIkeeh: ONLY!
Chibi Tiyan: Yeah, we were all glad summer was here cuz we were expecting you to WRITE.
Kiriska: Well, tell that to my stupid muses next time they decide to take off.
Chibis: Neh, always blame the muses.
Kiriska: SHUT UP! Want me to write or not!?
Chibis: Fine. We don't own Gundam Wing. So neh.
Kiriska: Stop saying 'neh'.
Chibis: Neh.
Evil Coffee's Independence Day
By: Kiriska
"I am very sad." Heero muttered. "Why's that?" Trowa wondered. "Think loser." was the other's reply. The clown laughed; "You mean the fact that today's the US's Independence Day, Quatre's gonna make us go see parades and/or fireworks with Wufei and Duo. And the fact that your just KNOW Duo's going to consume some caffine no matter what we do?" Heero growled; "That, and the fact that my goldfish died." "Well then, it's going to be a busy day. Better get ready for it." with that, Trowa clicked the telephone off.
Heero muttered something as he hung up the phone. He was beginning to dispise all holidays because Quatre's optimisticness insured that they would continue to go to parties and celebrations no matter what Duo did. The retired soldier went about his breakfast thinking of all the things that would go wrong that day and waiting for the expected phone call from Quatre. And of course, Quatre being Quatre, was predicatable.
"Hey Heero!" the blonde's image appeared on the telecommunication screen behind him. "What?" "Wanna come with the others and me to see fireworks tonight?" "If I say no, you're going to whine and beg until I do, aren't you?" "Prolly." "....." "Great! Meet us at my house 'round 8, kay?" And the line was dead. "DAMN." Heero cursed himself for being lured into another outing with the formor Gundam team, but he didn't have much time for that because another call was connected.
"Hey Heero!" The chestnut haired freak's image was displayed on screen, "Happy July 4th!" "Hn." "Wanna come wit me to shop for firecrackers this after noon?!" the unbelieveable cheerful voice asked. "No, not really. Shopping with you for explosives? No, I don't think so." "Awesome man! I'll be at 'jour 'partment 'round 2 kay?" And Duo was offscreen. "WHY the hell is everyone making decisions for me today!?" And as if he didn't have enough problems...
"Hey Heeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooo!!" Vice Forgien Minister Dorlan put a call through. The Heero in question buried his head in his hands and groaned audiablely. "Wanna come to my party tonight?" "NO! ABOSOLUTELY NOT!" 01 yelled, but of course, his protests were fell upon deaf ears. "Great! It starts at 7, see you there!" "ARGG!" Heero slammed his head against the kitchen table. "Why do they even BOTHER to ASK me?" "Grrrrr...."
DING-DONG! Heero didn't move. There was no need for it anyway, Duo would make his way inside if he didn't answer on the second ring. DING-DONG! "Heero!" the cobalt-eyed one waited. BAM! The door flew open. "Why didn't you answer man?" the American asked as he made his way inside. "You don't need me to answer the door, you can get in fine without me." Duo shrugged, "Whatever, c'mon! Their having sales on fireworks!" "I never agreed to come you know." Heero tried. "Hurry up!" the God of Death continued to talk as if Heero had never spoken. Defeated, the Perfect Soldier got up.
"What are you going to use those for anyway?" Heero grumbled. "To fire off with the other fireworks when they launch 'um off." the other answered. "Uh-huh..." the doomed one glanced at the bag of explo-*firecrackers*, of course, Duo would turn them into weapons fit to be called massive weapons of war. "Man, I'm tired from all that shopping. I need some coffee, want some Heero?"
Being too caught up in his imagination (weird images of giant mobile suits with guns full of firecrackers) Heero did not reply. "No? Alright." Duo shoved the bags of firecrackers into Heero's arms and bounced off. "Wha? Where are you going?" "I'll be right back!" The soldier blinked, but didn't make any attempt to follow the happy one. It was only later did he realize his mistake. But realizing later, did not help the now.
Formor pilot of Deathscythe entered the poor, unsuspecting coffeeshop. "I'd like 3 large cups of mocha please!" When his drinks arrived he drained each one in a matter of seconds, then paused briefly to soak in the aftertase, before..."S'da FOURTH o' July, WOT!" "Uh..yes..sir..it, is..." the lady behind the counter answered slowly. "Well then, we need some RED, WHITE N' BLUENESS!" Duo screeched. At this, the Heero standing idle on the street outside dropped the bags of firecracker and darted towards the shop.
Duo snatched the white tablecloth off of one of the nearby tables, amazingly, not a single piece of silverware or cup of coffee toppled. He then took two large containers of red and blue food coloring and dumped it all over the cloth, thus making a very messy ..banner of red, white and blue. "Duo! What are you doing?!" Heero groaned, but of course he knew. They all knew. These poor people of the colony. They KNEW the wrath of of coffee. They KNEW of the dangers of the coffeeboy. Yet they were too STUPID to learn to not serve the damn guy COFFEE!
As the ruckus in the coffeeshop was going on. A guy on a bike passed by the spot where Heero had dropped the firecrackers and absently tossed a half-lit cigarette into the bag. And the pile started smoking slowly. "DUO! Put...that..ARGGG!!" The coffee-high one was hurling blueberries and cherries at people. Iced blueberries and cherries, which meant they hit hard against your skin. Where the hell did he find blueberries anc cherries, I'll never know. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you, so neh.
Moments later, the firecrackers were going off, setting off colorful sparks into the busy streets of the colony. "AIIEEEEE!!!" Wufei lost control of his bike when one of the explosives blew off his front tire. "FUCK YOU MAXWELL!!" he screamed, automaticly blaming the one that was well...always to blame. The Solitary Dragon rammed into several people, and then a wall. Heero flew threw the window of the coffeeshop and landed a'top the Chinese one's bike.
"WOOOOO!!" Duo cheered, chasing whatever people were left inside the shop out. The fireworks continued to go off, scaring people in and out of the surrounding buildings. "AMERICAN PRRRIIIDEEE!" "YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN ON EARTH YOU DAMNABLE PERSON!" "S'not the point....!!!" And he was off, waving a red paintbrush wildly in the air. Heero cursed, got off the bike and ran after his formor ally. Wufei did the same, after picking up his bike and throwing it into a wall, scaring off a small crowd.
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"You STILL want to take DUO to see the damned FIREWORKS after what HAPPENED!?" Wufei and Heero shrieked at the blonde. "Oh come ON guys! Give him a chance! We can keep him away from that evil coffee!" Quatre argued. "We already HAVE! TOO MANY TIMES!" They snapped back. "Yup." agreed Trowa casually. "MMMMMMFFHHHH!!!" Duo tried to speak, but no one could understand him. Must have something to do with that big, dirty sock in his mouth.
Wufei thwaped the braidboy hard. "Shut up." "MFFFHHHHHHH!!" "Are any of you going to Relena's party?" Quatre asked, changing the subject. "No." the other three answered in unison. "MF!" agreed Duo. The peacemaker glanced at the clock, it was still pretty early, 5:49 pm. "Well then...um."
"Why the HELL do we even CELEBRATE this holiday!?" Wufei exploded. "NONE of us were born there. NONE of us LIVE there. And when we WERE there, we were too busy FIGHTING to notice ANYWAY! So WHY are we celebrating the INDEPENDENCE of a nation that doesn't really EXIST anymore with the Unifyed Nation and suchness!?" Silence. Everyone just blinked. "Nevermind."
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"WEEEE!!! This is SO COOOOLLL!" Duo pranced towards the biggest hill on the colony, it would be the best view for the fireworks. "I hate you Quatre." Wufei, Heero, and Trowa grumbled together. Quatre laughed nervously. "I can't believe you didn't even bring the leash...What will we do if he gets loose!?" Heero groaned exasperated. "Wow! This is GREAT! We have the best view on the whole colony!" Duo exclaimed, swinging the small cooler around. They had planned to have a small picnic while waiting for the fireworks to be set off.
"Heeeeeerrrooooooo!!!" The Perfect Soldier groaned again. Relena bounced into the scene and glomped Heero. "You're alright! I'm so happy! I thought something awful had happened when you didn't show up at my party! Because I knew you would never ever miss it for the whole wide world because you loooooovvveeee meeeeeee!" Quatre, Wufei, Duo, and Trowa weren't doing very well containing their giggles.
"Get the HELL off me bitch!" the brown-haired on shouted angrilly. Relena ungracefully got off and continued to swoon over the poor guy. "We we allllways meant to be, Heeeerooo, we were destined to be togeeeether!" "ARGARGARGARGARG!!!!" "DUO! DRINK SOME COFFEE AND GET RID OF HEEEERRRRR!!!" Heero screamed. "WHAT?!" Trowa and Wufei snapped out of their giggleyness, "HAVE YOU GONE MAD!?"
"Huh? Drink coffee!? You mean you're gonna let me!? ALLLRIIIGGGHHHTTTT!!" Duo chirped happily and grabbed a large mug of Evil Coffee out of the cooler. "NoooooOOOO!!" Trowa and Wufei tackled the braidboy and attemped to drag him away from the coffee. But 03 and 05 had only gotten a'hold of 02's legs and his arms were still free and grab his coffee and lug it down his throat.
"NOT AGAIN!!!!!" Wufei banged his head against the ground. "BEGONE RELENA!" Heero crackled insanely. "EEEE...HEHEHEHEHEH!!!" Duo giggled, taking his time to go all the way into 'coffeehigh' mode. "Fireworks will be starting in 10 minutes!" a voice said from a loudspeaker somewhere. "No! We have the get coffeeboy bound or unconscious in 10 minutes or he will surely cause this colony to explode!" Trowa exclaimed. "Dur, clown!" Wufei growled.
"Um...." Quatre blinked, wondering how much this incident would end up costing him. A million or two at least. "SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUUUGGGG!" Duo squealed and pounced on Wufei. "ARG! GET OFF!" "NO! HUG RELENA DIMWIT! DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HER GO AWAY!" Heero shrieked and thwaped the braided one with a stick. "AIE!"
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10 minutes later, Wufei was unconscious, Trowa was buried in the ground with only his had exposed, Relena was gone, Heero was gloating, Duo was running around spraypainting people red, white, and blue, and Quatre was..um..still sitting there, seemingly indifferent. And the first firework was launched into the air, exploding in a brilliant flash of reds and oranges.
"WOW! FIREFLOWERS!" Duo screamed, delighted. If there were any people left, they would probably've run off. But they already had, so Duo screaming wasn't gonna chase no more peeps off. 'Cept maybe he'll scare off you readers since this is such a bad fic...anyway. "Do do, de-do-do!" 02 chirruped, mimicking the music from some Super Mario Bros. Game. He then ran off towards the area where they were launching the fireworks.
"Uh, Heero, how that Relena's gone, maybe you should, uh, I don't know, stop Duo before we all die?" Trowa asked calmly from his position, "Then maybe after that you could dig me out, if it's not too much trouble." His voice was also dripping with sarcasum of course. Hard to imagine eh? Neh. "Huh? What? Me stop Duo? I'll die trying I guess." Heero sighed and jogged off after the coffeefyed one.
"Where the hell are you Duo?" Heero hissed as he made his way over the rolls of artifical hills. Fireworks continued to shoot off into the air, exploding in clusters of color. "This is such a stupid tradition..." he muttered. Suddenly 10-15 fireworks exploded at once and new ones continued to fly up after them, not giving the sky a chance to be clear. Normally, this would single the end of the show, but it had only been a few minutes since the beginning of the show, which left the reasonable mind one conclusion: Duo.
"AIIIIEEEE!!" The workers in charge of setting the celebrative explosives off ran for the foresaken little lives. The God of Death was standing before the box of fireworks with two machine-like metal tubes connected to each arm. And firecrackers were zooming out of each gun-like structure. So, it seems the crazy one has gotten firework-guns now. Who'd have imagined.
Coffee now seems to have given Duo, not only the powers of being multilinguial, indestructable, and insane, but now, the power to materialize the strangest items out of no where. We praise Evil Coffee Co. But some party poo'in former Gundam pilot doesn't. "DUUUOOOOOO!!!" Heero ran past the fleeing people and dodged incoming fireworks. He tackle-dived into his 'friend', knocking them both over. This knocked over the box Duo was standing on and spilled more explosives all over the ground.
The box of fireworks all shot off and began exploding, one of them hit the artifical weather control box at the top of the colony, and made the thing go berserk. It began snowing and thundering. "AIIEEE!" More people running and screaming. "Heero!?" Quatre had finally decided to come help. Too late though. Blondes. XD "YOUR LATE WINNER! NOW RUN!" Heero kicked Duo, before dashing out of the area while the colony all but exploded.
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"How's Trowa?" Quatre wondered. "Eh, he's fine, most his body was stuck in that hole so only his head was damaged." Heero said matter-of-factly. "That's um, good I guess. Wufei is alright, just a few broken bones and burns. And Duo?" Heero groaned; "The fool doesn't have a scratch on him, he's unconscious though. That's always a good thing." "Maaaaan...this is costing me, what, a few dozen millions? He blew out half the damn colony.." Quatre whined. The other nodded. After a short silence, Heero said; "I am very sad."
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OWARI
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Kiriska: I suck. I suck baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. ;_; But of course, reviews are still appreciated.
Chibi Fique: FINALLY! I thought you'd never write again!
Kiriska: -_- It's only been a month...
Chibi SIkeeh: ONLY!
Chibi Tiyan: Yeah, we were all glad summer was here cuz we were expecting you to WRITE.
Kiriska: Well, tell that to my stupid muses next time they decide to take off.
Chibis: Neh, always blame the muses.
Kiriska: SHUT UP! Want me to write or not!?
Chibis: Fine. We don't own Gundam Wing. So neh.
Kiriska: Stop saying 'neh'.
Chibis: Neh.
Evil Coffee's Independence Day
By: Kiriska
"I am very sad." Heero muttered. "Why's that?" Trowa wondered. "Think loser." was the other's reply. The clown laughed; "You mean the fact that today's the US's Independence Day, Quatre's gonna make us go see parades and/or fireworks with Wufei and Duo. And the fact that your just KNOW Duo's going to consume some caffine no matter what we do?" Heero growled; "That, and the fact that my goldfish died." "Well then, it's going to be a busy day. Better get ready for it." with that, Trowa clicked the telephone off.
Heero muttered something as he hung up the phone. He was beginning to dispise all holidays because Quatre's optimisticness insured that they would continue to go to parties and celebrations no matter what Duo did. The retired soldier went about his breakfast thinking of all the things that would go wrong that day and waiting for the expected phone call from Quatre. And of course, Quatre being Quatre, was predicatable.
"Hey Heero!" the blonde's image appeared on the telecommunication screen behind him. "What?" "Wanna come with the others and me to see fireworks tonight?" "If I say no, you're going to whine and beg until I do, aren't you?" "Prolly." "....." "Great! Meet us at my house 'round 8, kay?" And the line was dead. "DAMN." Heero cursed himself for being lured into another outing with the formor Gundam team, but he didn't have much time for that because another call was connected.
"Hey Heero!" The chestnut haired freak's image was displayed on screen, "Happy July 4th!" "Hn." "Wanna come wit me to shop for firecrackers this after noon?!" the unbelieveable cheerful voice asked. "No, not really. Shopping with you for explosives? No, I don't think so." "Awesome man! I'll be at 'jour 'partment 'round 2 kay?" And Duo was offscreen. "WHY the hell is everyone making decisions for me today!?" And as if he didn't have enough problems...
"Hey Heeeeeeeeeeeroooooooooo!!" Vice Forgien Minister Dorlan put a call through. The Heero in question buried his head in his hands and groaned audiablely. "Wanna come to my party tonight?" "NO! ABOSOLUTELY NOT!" 01 yelled, but of course, his protests were fell upon deaf ears. "Great! It starts at 7, see you there!" "ARGG!" Heero slammed his head against the kitchen table. "Why do they even BOTHER to ASK me?" "Grrrrr...."
DING-DONG! Heero didn't move. There was no need for it anyway, Duo would make his way inside if he didn't answer on the second ring. DING-DONG! "Heero!" the cobalt-eyed one waited. BAM! The door flew open. "Why didn't you answer man?" the American asked as he made his way inside. "You don't need me to answer the door, you can get in fine without me." Duo shrugged, "Whatever, c'mon! Their having sales on fireworks!" "I never agreed to come you know." Heero tried. "Hurry up!" the God of Death continued to talk as if Heero had never spoken. Defeated, the Perfect Soldier got up.
"What are you going to use those for anyway?" Heero grumbled. "To fire off with the other fireworks when they launch 'um off." the other answered. "Uh-huh..." the doomed one glanced at the bag of explo-*firecrackers*, of course, Duo would turn them into weapons fit to be called massive weapons of war. "Man, I'm tired from all that shopping. I need some coffee, want some Heero?"
Being too caught up in his imagination (weird images of giant mobile suits with guns full of firecrackers) Heero did not reply. "No? Alright." Duo shoved the bags of firecrackers into Heero's arms and bounced off. "Wha? Where are you going?" "I'll be right back!" The soldier blinked, but didn't make any attempt to follow the happy one. It was only later did he realize his mistake. But realizing later, did not help the now.
Formor pilot of Deathscythe entered the poor, unsuspecting coffeeshop. "I'd like 3 large cups of mocha please!" When his drinks arrived he drained each one in a matter of seconds, then paused briefly to soak in the aftertase, before..."S'da FOURTH o' July, WOT!" "Uh..yes..sir..it, is..." the lady behind the counter answered slowly. "Well then, we need some RED, WHITE N' BLUENESS!" Duo screeched. At this, the Heero standing idle on the street outside dropped the bags of firecracker and darted towards the shop.
Duo snatched the white tablecloth off of one of the nearby tables, amazingly, not a single piece of silverware or cup of coffee toppled. He then took two large containers of red and blue food coloring and dumped it all over the cloth, thus making a very messy ..banner of red, white and blue. "Duo! What are you doing?!" Heero groaned, but of course he knew. They all knew. These poor people of the colony. They KNEW the wrath of of coffee. They KNEW of the dangers of the coffeeboy. Yet they were too STUPID to learn to not serve the damn guy COFFEE!
As the ruckus in the coffeeshop was going on. A guy on a bike passed by the spot where Heero had dropped the firecrackers and absently tossed a half-lit cigarette into the bag. And the pile started smoking slowly. "DUO! Put...that..ARGGG!!" The coffee-high one was hurling blueberries and cherries at people. Iced blueberries and cherries, which meant they hit hard against your skin. Where the hell did he find blueberries anc cherries, I'll never know. And if I did, I wouldn't tell you, so neh.
Moments later, the firecrackers were going off, setting off colorful sparks into the busy streets of the colony. "AIIEEEEE!!!" Wufei lost control of his bike when one of the explosives blew off his front tire. "FUCK YOU MAXWELL!!" he screamed, automaticly blaming the one that was well...always to blame. The Solitary Dragon rammed into several people, and then a wall. Heero flew threw the window of the coffeeshop and landed a'top the Chinese one's bike.
"WOOOOO!!" Duo cheered, chasing whatever people were left inside the shop out. The fireworks continued to go off, scaring people in and out of the surrounding buildings. "AMERICAN PRRRIIIDEEE!" "YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN ON EARTH YOU DAMNABLE PERSON!" "S'not the point....!!!" And he was off, waving a red paintbrush wildly in the air. Heero cursed, got off the bike and ran after his formor ally. Wufei did the same, after picking up his bike and throwing it into a wall, scaring off a small crowd.
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"You STILL want to take DUO to see the damned FIREWORKS after what HAPPENED!?" Wufei and Heero shrieked at the blonde. "Oh come ON guys! Give him a chance! We can keep him away from that evil coffee!" Quatre argued. "We already HAVE! TOO MANY TIMES!" They snapped back. "Yup." agreed Trowa casually. "MMMMMMFFHHHH!!!" Duo tried to speak, but no one could understand him. Must have something to do with that big, dirty sock in his mouth.
Wufei thwaped the braidboy hard. "Shut up." "MFFFHHHHHHH!!" "Are any of you going to Relena's party?" Quatre asked, changing the subject. "No." the other three answered in unison. "MF!" agreed Duo. The peacemaker glanced at the clock, it was still pretty early, 5:49 pm. "Well then...um."
"Why the HELL do we even CELEBRATE this holiday!?" Wufei exploded. "NONE of us were born there. NONE of us LIVE there. And when we WERE there, we were too busy FIGHTING to notice ANYWAY! So WHY are we celebrating the INDEPENDENCE of a nation that doesn't really EXIST anymore with the Unifyed Nation and suchness!?" Silence. Everyone just blinked. "Nevermind."
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"WEEEE!!! This is SO COOOOLLL!" Duo pranced towards the biggest hill on the colony, it would be the best view for the fireworks. "I hate you Quatre." Wufei, Heero, and Trowa grumbled together. Quatre laughed nervously. "I can't believe you didn't even bring the leash...What will we do if he gets loose!?" Heero groaned exasperated. "Wow! This is GREAT! We have the best view on the whole colony!" Duo exclaimed, swinging the small cooler around. They had planned to have a small picnic while waiting for the fireworks to be set off.
"Heeeeeerrrooooooo!!!" The Perfect Soldier groaned again. Relena bounced into the scene and glomped Heero. "You're alright! I'm so happy! I thought something awful had happened when you didn't show up at my party! Because I knew you would never ever miss it for the whole wide world because you loooooovvveeee meeeeeee!" Quatre, Wufei, Duo, and Trowa weren't doing very well containing their giggles.
"Get the HELL off me bitch!" the brown-haired on shouted angrilly. Relena ungracefully got off and continued to swoon over the poor guy. "We we allllways meant to be, Heeeerooo, we were destined to be togeeeether!" "ARGARGARGARGARG!!!!" "DUO! DRINK SOME COFFEE AND GET RID OF HEEEERRRRR!!!" Heero screamed. "WHAT?!" Trowa and Wufei snapped out of their giggleyness, "HAVE YOU GONE MAD!?"
"Huh? Drink coffee!? You mean you're gonna let me!? ALLLRIIIGGGHHHTTTT!!" Duo chirped happily and grabbed a large mug of Evil Coffee out of the cooler. "NoooooOOOO!!" Trowa and Wufei tackled the braidboy and attemped to drag him away from the coffee. But 03 and 05 had only gotten a'hold of 02's legs and his arms were still free and grab his coffee and lug it down his throat.
"NOT AGAIN!!!!!" Wufei banged his head against the ground. "BEGONE RELENA!" Heero crackled insanely. "EEEE...HEHEHEHEHEH!!!" Duo giggled, taking his time to go all the way into 'coffeehigh' mode. "Fireworks will be starting in 10 minutes!" a voice said from a loudspeaker somewhere. "No! We have the get coffeeboy bound or unconscious in 10 minutes or he will surely cause this colony to explode!" Trowa exclaimed. "Dur, clown!" Wufei growled.
"Um...." Quatre blinked, wondering how much this incident would end up costing him. A million or two at least. "SOMEBODY NEEDS A HUUUGGGG!" Duo squealed and pounced on Wufei. "ARG! GET OFF!" "NO! HUG RELENA DIMWIT! DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HER GO AWAY!" Heero shrieked and thwaped the braided one with a stick. "AIE!"
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10 minutes later, Wufei was unconscious, Trowa was buried in the ground with only his had exposed, Relena was gone, Heero was gloating, Duo was running around spraypainting people red, white, and blue, and Quatre was..um..still sitting there, seemingly indifferent. And the first firework was launched into the air, exploding in a brilliant flash of reds and oranges.
"WOW! FIREFLOWERS!" Duo screamed, delighted. If there were any people left, they would probably've run off. But they already had, so Duo screaming wasn't gonna chase no more peeps off. 'Cept maybe he'll scare off you readers since this is such a bad fic...anyway. "Do do, de-do-do!" 02 chirruped, mimicking the music from some Super Mario Bros. Game. He then ran off towards the area where they were launching the fireworks.
"Uh, Heero, how that Relena's gone, maybe you should, uh, I don't know, stop Duo before we all die?" Trowa asked calmly from his position, "Then maybe after that you could dig me out, if it's not too much trouble." His voice was also dripping with sarcasum of course. Hard to imagine eh? Neh. "Huh? What? Me stop Duo? I'll die trying I guess." Heero sighed and jogged off after the coffeefyed one.
"Where the hell are you Duo?" Heero hissed as he made his way over the rolls of artifical hills. Fireworks continued to shoot off into the air, exploding in clusters of color. "This is such a stupid tradition..." he muttered. Suddenly 10-15 fireworks exploded at once and new ones continued to fly up after them, not giving the sky a chance to be clear. Normally, this would single the end of the show, but it had only been a few minutes since the beginning of the show, which left the reasonable mind one conclusion: Duo.
"AIIIIEEEE!!" The workers in charge of setting the celebrative explosives off ran for the foresaken little lives. The God of Death was standing before the box of fireworks with two machine-like metal tubes connected to each arm. And firecrackers were zooming out of each gun-like structure. So, it seems the crazy one has gotten firework-guns now. Who'd have imagined.
Coffee now seems to have given Duo, not only the powers of being multilinguial, indestructable, and insane, but now, the power to materialize the strangest items out of no where. We praise Evil Coffee Co. But some party poo'in former Gundam pilot doesn't. "DUUUOOOOOO!!!" Heero ran past the fleeing people and dodged incoming fireworks. He tackle-dived into his 'friend', knocking them both over. This knocked over the box Duo was standing on and spilled more explosives all over the ground.
The box of fireworks all shot off and began exploding, one of them hit the artifical weather control box at the top of the colony, and made the thing go berserk. It began snowing and thundering. "AIIEEE!" More people running and screaming. "Heero!?" Quatre had finally decided to come help. Too late though. Blondes. XD "YOUR LATE WINNER! NOW RUN!" Heero kicked Duo, before dashing out of the area while the colony all but exploded.
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"How's Trowa?" Quatre wondered. "Eh, he's fine, most his body was stuck in that hole so only his head was damaged." Heero said matter-of-factly. "That's um, good I guess. Wufei is alright, just a few broken bones and burns. And Duo?" Heero groaned; "The fool doesn't have a scratch on him, he's unconscious though. That's always a good thing." "Maaaaan...this is costing me, what, a few dozen millions? He blew out half the damn colony.." Quatre whined. The other nodded. After a short silence, Heero said; "I am very sad."
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OWARI
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Kiriska: I suck. I suck baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. ;_; But of course, reviews are still appreciated.