Chapter uh... uh... It's been so long I've forgotten! My computer died (sad music plays). But I have a new one (chorus of angels plays). So here's the next chapter!
Clark looked at Lana in disbelief. "Why are you doing this Lana," Clark asked. "Doing what," asked Lana innocently. She walked over to Clark and wrapped her arms around his neck. "What's the matter Clark," she asked. "You look a little pale." She laughed lightly. Clark only stared at her.
"Clark come on. Lighten up," her commanded. "How about we take you dad's truck, picked up the ransom money for Lex, and then go somewhere...cozy. Would you like that," she asked. Clark thought for a minute. Then he reached up and took Lana's arms from around his neck. "Lana like you. I always have. But if you are hurting people I have no choose but to stop you," Clark said sadly. An angry look came over Lana's face. She turned her back on Clark. "I see. That's to bad Clark," she sighed. "I thought you were the one. I guess maybe I should have offered you something to eat first."
Lana swerved around hitting Clark with a salami stick. "Aah," Clark yelled as he hit the ground. Lana stood over him with the salami stick. "Lana you don't have to do this," Clark exclaimed. Lana looked at him confused. "Of course I do Clark. You know that. It's what I'm here for. I'm the one nobody would expect.
I have to do this. Besides you want this to happen," she explained. "What! No I don't," Clark gasped. Lana shook her head. "Of course you do Clark or it wouldn't be happening. After all it's your dream," Lana pointed out. Clark blinked. "You mean this is a dream," Clark asked. Lana shook her head yes.
"But don't let that worry you. That won't stop me from completing my mission," Lana said smiling evilly. She raised the salami stick. "Adios Clarky boy." Lana slammed the salami stick over Clark's back. "Ow," yelled Clark. It was unbelievably painful. " Lana stop this right now," Clark commanded.
Lana ignored him and hit him again. Clark swung out one of his legs, knocking Lana to the ground. Clark used the chance to get up. He fired his laser vision at the salami. The fire bounced off the salami and hit his dad's truck, blowing it sky high. "Impossible," said Clark looking at his dad's truck burn.
It's just a stick of salami!"
"No it's not Clark," said Lana who had snuck up behind him. "It's a murder weapon." She slammed the salami stick over his head. Clark yelled in pain. He stumbled back knocking Lana down. She fell into a puddle. "Aaah," she screamed. "I'm melting! Melting! Look what you did! You dirty, rotten, no good ..."
She never finished because she melted into a puddle. The salami stick floating in the middle of it. Clark meanwhile fell down onto the ground. His head ached. Everything went black.
Ding dong the witch is dead! Next chapter is the last. And don't worry all you Lana fans. She not a puddle back in the "real" world. Read n Review!
Clark looked at Lana in disbelief. "Why are you doing this Lana," Clark asked. "Doing what," asked Lana innocently. She walked over to Clark and wrapped her arms around his neck. "What's the matter Clark," she asked. "You look a little pale." She laughed lightly. Clark only stared at her.
"Clark come on. Lighten up," her commanded. "How about we take you dad's truck, picked up the ransom money for Lex, and then go somewhere...cozy. Would you like that," she asked. Clark thought for a minute. Then he reached up and took Lana's arms from around his neck. "Lana like you. I always have. But if you are hurting people I have no choose but to stop you," Clark said sadly. An angry look came over Lana's face. She turned her back on Clark. "I see. That's to bad Clark," she sighed. "I thought you were the one. I guess maybe I should have offered you something to eat first."
Lana swerved around hitting Clark with a salami stick. "Aah," Clark yelled as he hit the ground. Lana stood over him with the salami stick. "Lana you don't have to do this," Clark exclaimed. Lana looked at him confused. "Of course I do Clark. You know that. It's what I'm here for. I'm the one nobody would expect.
I have to do this. Besides you want this to happen," she explained. "What! No I don't," Clark gasped. Lana shook her head. "Of course you do Clark or it wouldn't be happening. After all it's your dream," Lana pointed out. Clark blinked. "You mean this is a dream," Clark asked. Lana shook her head yes.
"But don't let that worry you. That won't stop me from completing my mission," Lana said smiling evilly. She raised the salami stick. "Adios Clarky boy." Lana slammed the salami stick over Clark's back. "Ow," yelled Clark. It was unbelievably painful. " Lana stop this right now," Clark commanded.
Lana ignored him and hit him again. Clark swung out one of his legs, knocking Lana to the ground. Clark used the chance to get up. He fired his laser vision at the salami. The fire bounced off the salami and hit his dad's truck, blowing it sky high. "Impossible," said Clark looking at his dad's truck burn.
It's just a stick of salami!"
"No it's not Clark," said Lana who had snuck up behind him. "It's a murder weapon." She slammed the salami stick over his head. Clark yelled in pain. He stumbled back knocking Lana down. She fell into a puddle. "Aaah," she screamed. "I'm melting! Melting! Look what you did! You dirty, rotten, no good ..."
She never finished because she melted into a puddle. The salami stick floating in the middle of it. Clark meanwhile fell down onto the ground. His head ached. Everything went black.
Ding dong the witch is dead! Next chapter is the last. And don't worry all you Lana fans. She not a puddle back in the "real" world. Read n Review!