Disclaimer: I still don't own Harry Potter, but I am thinking up a scheme
to try too ( lol just joking.)
Authors Note: These are just a few role plays my friend and I were thinking up late at night, that we decided to share with the world. P.S. Do not flame me or I will return favour(.
No 1. Loopy Lupin
All of the Gryffindor third years, (some quivering with excitement, but others as in Ron's case hormones. Plus Malfoy he never missed an opportunity to insult Lupin even though he was due in Transfiguration.) Were eagerly anticipating the arrival of Professor Lupin (or according to Ron that sizzling Professor with that nice ass.)
Suddenly Lupin burst forth the doors with a turned on look on his face, and moved aside to let a great shaggy dog though the doorway, Lupin grinned and winked at the dog as it made it's way down the corridor, Harry noticed the dog had a slight limp in his back leg.
Malfoy pushed his way through the small crowd of cursing Gryffindors.
'That Malfoy is such a bitch' exclaimed Ron with a swipe of his hand and a sexy meow. Harry just stared at him, he stole a side wards glance at Hermione she looked rather aroused.
'You look, dress, and fuck like my old house elf.' Said Malfoy with a malevolent grin on his face. There was a moment of awkward silence then Seamus said quite loudly,
'You fucked Professor Lupin?'
Then Dean Thomas yelled with a look of disgust, 'YOU FUCKED YOUR HOUSE ELF!!!!!!!!'
Malfoy had a pink tinge to his normally pale face, 'Er. um no.'
The whole class turned back to face Lupin, to see his reaction, Lupin cleared his throat then said calmly, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.'
The whole class burst into a fit of giggles as Malfoy started to run down the corridor screaming like a little girl, probably wetting his pants. (A/N this pained us VERY deeply to write.)
Lupin then ordered the class through the door seeing each student as they passes, stopping only to spank Ron quite hardly on his pert behind, with a yelp of delight from Ron.
As they all settled into their desks, Lupin came to the front of the classroom, and said quite forcefully, 'today we will be studying a boggart in a cloggart, you may not know what a cloggart is, it is a closet containing a boggart.'
'I am trying to get a scholarship to the Dr. Seuss University.'
Suddenly Lupin's eyes misted over, and he said in a dreamy voice, 'I do not like them, Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham.'
Hermione cleared her voice significantly and Lupin snapped back to reality. Lupin then asked the class if they knew what a boggart was, of course Hermione's hand shot swiftly up into the air, making little grunting noises trying to get herself noticed. Lupin oversaw her, Harry had an inkling this was on purpose.
'Anyone, come on you stupid Gryffindors, you may be brave but you shore are dumb!' he said cheerfully, 'Doesn't anybody even want to try.' He said looking alarmed. Lupin muttered under his breath, Harry caught the words Slytherin, smarter, not sexier. Harry timidly raised his hand, he wasn't sure of the answer, but anything to shut Lupin up would do.
'It's a thing.' said Harry blankly after a couple of minutes. Lupin who had been mentally undressing Ron looked at Harry with concern and said,
'Well done Harry, couldn't have said it better myself, fifty points for Gryffindor.'
Hermione then shouted, not being able to cope with the fact that a teacher was praising someone other than her. 'It's a shape-shifter it takes on the form of the things that it thinks will most scare us.'
Lupin said in a voice as though someone had stated the obvious, 'You are completely and utterly correct, but I loathe you, for you are with the one I desire most!'
Ron springs out of his chair and shouts, 'LUPIN, MY LOVE.
'Sit down, Ron I'll deal with you after class.' Lupin says with a glint of triumphant in his eyes.
'Now Hermione I will take twenty points from Gryffindor, you stupid git.' The Gryffindors shot daggers with their eyes in Hermione's direction. Hermione muttered something about The Standard Book of Spells having a typo. Lupin then directed the class over to the coggart with the boggart in it. As the class crowded around the old rickety cloggart, Lupin went completely off the subject, looked outside and even though it was broad daylight said in an airy fairy voice, 'The stars sure are bright tonight' Harry was strongly reminded off a centaur he met in his first year ( maybe Lupin and him have met he thought.) Taking a real interest in the window lupin stepped up to it, pressed his nose against the glass and said, 'Oooohhhh Parvarti is that an unregistered planet?'
Parvarti looked confused, but decided too play along, 'Uh. yeah it's Uranus.'
Ron who was staring avidly at Lupin looked at Parvarti intrigued and said, 'Oi Parvarti, can I have a look at your anus too.'
'Sure,' said Parvarti, lifting up her robe and skirt, and sporting her bear rear end an inch away from Ron's long nose.
Ok that's the end hope you like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authors Note: These are just a few role plays my friend and I were thinking up late at night, that we decided to share with the world. P.S. Do not flame me or I will return favour(.
No 1. Loopy Lupin
All of the Gryffindor third years, (some quivering with excitement, but others as in Ron's case hormones. Plus Malfoy he never missed an opportunity to insult Lupin even though he was due in Transfiguration.) Were eagerly anticipating the arrival of Professor Lupin (or according to Ron that sizzling Professor with that nice ass.)
Suddenly Lupin burst forth the doors with a turned on look on his face, and moved aside to let a great shaggy dog though the doorway, Lupin grinned and winked at the dog as it made it's way down the corridor, Harry noticed the dog had a slight limp in his back leg.
Malfoy pushed his way through the small crowd of cursing Gryffindors.
'That Malfoy is such a bitch' exclaimed Ron with a swipe of his hand and a sexy meow. Harry just stared at him, he stole a side wards glance at Hermione she looked rather aroused.
'You look, dress, and fuck like my old house elf.' Said Malfoy with a malevolent grin on his face. There was a moment of awkward silence then Seamus said quite loudly,
'You fucked Professor Lupin?'
Then Dean Thomas yelled with a look of disgust, 'YOU FUCKED YOUR HOUSE ELF!!!!!!!!'
Malfoy had a pink tinge to his normally pale face, 'Er. um no.'
The whole class turned back to face Lupin, to see his reaction, Lupin cleared his throat then said calmly, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.'
The whole class burst into a fit of giggles as Malfoy started to run down the corridor screaming like a little girl, probably wetting his pants. (A/N this pained us VERY deeply to write.)
Lupin then ordered the class through the door seeing each student as they passes, stopping only to spank Ron quite hardly on his pert behind, with a yelp of delight from Ron.
As they all settled into their desks, Lupin came to the front of the classroom, and said quite forcefully, 'today we will be studying a boggart in a cloggart, you may not know what a cloggart is, it is a closet containing a boggart.'
'I am trying to get a scholarship to the Dr. Seuss University.'
Suddenly Lupin's eyes misted over, and he said in a dreamy voice, 'I do not like them, Sam I am, I do not like green eggs and ham.'
Hermione cleared her voice significantly and Lupin snapped back to reality. Lupin then asked the class if they knew what a boggart was, of course Hermione's hand shot swiftly up into the air, making little grunting noises trying to get herself noticed. Lupin oversaw her, Harry had an inkling this was on purpose.
'Anyone, come on you stupid Gryffindors, you may be brave but you shore are dumb!' he said cheerfully, 'Doesn't anybody even want to try.' He said looking alarmed. Lupin muttered under his breath, Harry caught the words Slytherin, smarter, not sexier. Harry timidly raised his hand, he wasn't sure of the answer, but anything to shut Lupin up would do.
'It's a thing.' said Harry blankly after a couple of minutes. Lupin who had been mentally undressing Ron looked at Harry with concern and said,
'Well done Harry, couldn't have said it better myself, fifty points for Gryffindor.'
Hermione then shouted, not being able to cope with the fact that a teacher was praising someone other than her. 'It's a shape-shifter it takes on the form of the things that it thinks will most scare us.'
Lupin said in a voice as though someone had stated the obvious, 'You are completely and utterly correct, but I loathe you, for you are with the one I desire most!'
Ron springs out of his chair and shouts, 'LUPIN, MY LOVE.
'Sit down, Ron I'll deal with you after class.' Lupin says with a glint of triumphant in his eyes.
'Now Hermione I will take twenty points from Gryffindor, you stupid git.' The Gryffindors shot daggers with their eyes in Hermione's direction. Hermione muttered something about The Standard Book of Spells having a typo. Lupin then directed the class over to the coggart with the boggart in it. As the class crowded around the old rickety cloggart, Lupin went completely off the subject, looked outside and even though it was broad daylight said in an airy fairy voice, 'The stars sure are bright tonight' Harry was strongly reminded off a centaur he met in his first year ( maybe Lupin and him have met he thought.) Taking a real interest in the window lupin stepped up to it, pressed his nose against the glass and said, 'Oooohhhh Parvarti is that an unregistered planet?'
Parvarti looked confused, but decided too play along, 'Uh. yeah it's Uranus.'
Ron who was staring avidly at Lupin looked at Parvarti intrigued and said, 'Oi Parvarti, can I have a look at your anus too.'
'Sure,' said Parvarti, lifting up her robe and skirt, and sporting her bear rear end an inch away from Ron's long nose.
Ok that's the end hope you like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!