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Authors Note: We have nothing to say because we want to write our story.
The crazy antics of Lupin!
Ron turned a sickly green, covered his eyes in repulse and said, 'I meant the planet!'
Harry thought that Ron wasn't accustomed to seeing many of what Parvarti was shoving in his face. Lupin then called forth Hermione to peek inside the coggart and see what she would find; Harry noted an odd mischievous grin on his face. Hermione timidly walked up placed her hands on the wooden knob and pulled. She then let out a blood curdling scream and fell down to the floor, shaking uncontrollingly, Harry rushed up to her and pulled her close, if Ron wasn't going to care for her, he would. Anyways Hermione was the only one in the school who didn't know Ron was gay.
'What is it?' said Lupin looking a bit flustered.
'I-i-t-t w-a-a-s R-o-o-n making o-o-ut with D-d-r-aco,' stammered Hermione, at this point she burst into tears.
Ron looked rather turned on by this idea. Professor Lupin then said quietly, 'Not at all up to your usual standard Hermione,' he said, 'Only one out of three I'm afraid, I have not been helping Sirius get into the castle, and I certainty don't want Harry dead.' an odd shiver passed over his face, 'but I won't deny that I'm am a werewolf.'
There was a ringing silence, and then Lavender Brown voiced what they were all thinking, 'Your so hot sir. (Ron nodded his head vigorously). um I mean you're a WEREWOLF!'
'No,' said professor Lupin cautiously, avoiding their eyes, Ron was jumping up and down with sexual anticipation; Harry found this very off putting.
At that very moment Snape burst into the room, stumbling around and knocking into furniture. 'Here's your daily dose of Viagra, Lupin, bellowed Snape so all the class (and the rest of Hogwarts) could hear. Snape then edged over to Harry and whispered,' He needs this to fuck dogs and your friend Ron'. His breath smelt heavily of alcohol. Harry thought he could possibly be drunk.
'Now, now,'said Lupin with a hearty chuckle,'Ive drunken my Viagra like a good boy so do not go checking up on me, co's I'll be a little...ahem. preoccupied!' He raised his heavily penciled eyebrows at Ron. Ron blushed. Harry knew he loved the attention. ' 'Now class, time to pack up, and get a move on cause I can't stand you any longer!' exclaimed Lupin cheerfully.
'But we didn't learn an-,'started Hermione.
'That will be quite enough from you,' cut in Lupin.
'Out the door class. But.,'Lupin grabbed Ron by the shirt collar. 'Where do you think your going?' Ron grinned.
In the broom closet outside the classroom, Harry and Hermione pashed while waiting for Ron. About a quarter of an hour later, Ron emerged looking very worn-out and messed-up.' That was bloody brilliant!' breathed Ron.
Hermione frowned then said,'Ron, why are you limping?'
Ron quickly changed the subject.' I reckon Lupins the best DADA teacher we've ever had!'
Ok we know this chappie is short but our other one was like 3 pages long well anyways this is the end of our lupin story so hope you enjoy ;)
Authors Note: We have nothing to say because we want to write our story.
The crazy antics of Lupin!
Ron turned a sickly green, covered his eyes in repulse and said, 'I meant the planet!'
Harry thought that Ron wasn't accustomed to seeing many of what Parvarti was shoving in his face. Lupin then called forth Hermione to peek inside the coggart and see what she would find; Harry noted an odd mischievous grin on his face. Hermione timidly walked up placed her hands on the wooden knob and pulled. She then let out a blood curdling scream and fell down to the floor, shaking uncontrollingly, Harry rushed up to her and pulled her close, if Ron wasn't going to care for her, he would. Anyways Hermione was the only one in the school who didn't know Ron was gay.
'What is it?' said Lupin looking a bit flustered.
'I-i-t-t w-a-a-s R-o-o-n making o-o-ut with D-d-r-aco,' stammered Hermione, at this point she burst into tears.
Ron looked rather turned on by this idea. Professor Lupin then said quietly, 'Not at all up to your usual standard Hermione,' he said, 'Only one out of three I'm afraid, I have not been helping Sirius get into the castle, and I certainty don't want Harry dead.' an odd shiver passed over his face, 'but I won't deny that I'm am a werewolf.'
There was a ringing silence, and then Lavender Brown voiced what they were all thinking, 'Your so hot sir. (Ron nodded his head vigorously). um I mean you're a WEREWOLF!'
'No,' said professor Lupin cautiously, avoiding their eyes, Ron was jumping up and down with sexual anticipation; Harry found this very off putting.
At that very moment Snape burst into the room, stumbling around and knocking into furniture. 'Here's your daily dose of Viagra, Lupin, bellowed Snape so all the class (and the rest of Hogwarts) could hear. Snape then edged over to Harry and whispered,' He needs this to fuck dogs and your friend Ron'. His breath smelt heavily of alcohol. Harry thought he could possibly be drunk.
'Now, now,'said Lupin with a hearty chuckle,'Ive drunken my Viagra like a good boy so do not go checking up on me, co's I'll be a little...ahem. preoccupied!' He raised his heavily penciled eyebrows at Ron. Ron blushed. Harry knew he loved the attention. ' 'Now class, time to pack up, and get a move on cause I can't stand you any longer!' exclaimed Lupin cheerfully.
'But we didn't learn an-,'started Hermione.
'That will be quite enough from you,' cut in Lupin.
'Out the door class. But.,'Lupin grabbed Ron by the shirt collar. 'Where do you think your going?' Ron grinned.
In the broom closet outside the classroom, Harry and Hermione pashed while waiting for Ron. About a quarter of an hour later, Ron emerged looking very worn-out and messed-up.' That was bloody brilliant!' breathed Ron.
Hermione frowned then said,'Ron, why are you limping?'
Ron quickly changed the subject.' I reckon Lupins the best DADA teacher we've ever had!'
Ok we know this chappie is short but our other one was like 3 pages long well anyways this is the end of our lupin story so hope you enjoy ;)