Sanzo's Comin' To Town!
by yumeneko
Disclaimers: As usual... Saiyuki is not mine.
Note: Just for Christmas... *wink*
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"Genjo Sanzo!" Commanded the three Buddahs, "You have a new job to take care of..."
"What is it?" Sanzo asked.
"Take your followers and take this bag and deliver this to the children of the world. Santa Claus is sick." A bag of Christmas goodies appeared before Sanzo.
"Erm..." Sanzo sweatdropped as he looked at a life-sized doll of himself, "Do you have a list?"
"In fact, Santa has given you the list..."
"And so you're gonna wear that?" Gojyo laughed as Sanzo came into the room with the Santa costume.
"At least you don't get the beard..." Hakkai smiled, "How will you deliver these?"
"Easy..." Sanzo smiled evilly as he gave the three elf suits.
"Iyaaaa! Not tights!!" Goku screamed.
"I look hot in tights..." Gojyo purred.
"Kawaii!" Hakkai smiled as he wore his elf suit.
"Now, my elves... Let us deliver these gifts!" Sanzo commanded as he pointed towards the sunset, "Ho ho ho ho ho!"