Sanzo's Comin' To Town!
by yumeneko
Disclaimers: As usual... Saiyuki is not mine.
Note: Just for Christmas... *wink*
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"Cool!! Santa's here!! I didn't know Santa was a blonde!" One twin said with sparkly eyes as he saw Sanzo come down the chimney with his three elves.
"Santa! Santa! Santa!" The other twin pulled on Sanzo's sleeve, "I want my martian doggie!"
"I want my spaceship!" The first twin pulled on the other sleeve.
"Oooo... Being Santa's elf isn't so bad..." Goku smiled as he ate the cookies.
"I agree..." Gojyo smiled as he drank the milk.
"Hakkai!" Sanzo bellowed out, obviously ticked off.
"Hai, Sanzo... I mean... Santa?" replied the ever-smiling Hakkai.
"Those gifts are impossible!" Sanzo whispered.
Hakkai looked at the martian dog and the spaceship he pulled out and commented, "Ehh? Then, what are these doing in the bag?"
"I should have know what that bag was capable of..." Sanzo sweat dropped.
"To the next house!"
"SANZO!!" Two girls mobbed Sanzo as he came out of the chimney.
"Hakkai!! Tasukete yo!!" Sanzo grabbed on Hakkai's leg.
"Hai, Sanzo..." Hakkai pulled out the life-sized Sanzo doll out of the bag and threw it towards the rabid fans. The girls chased after it, allowing the blond monk and his elves to escape the wretched house of rabid Sanzo fangirls.
"I'm pooped... May the next house be more calm..."