Sanzo's Comin' To Town!
by yumeneko
Disclaimers: As usual... Saiyuki is not mine.
Note: Just for Christmas... *wink*
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"Why does our job have to be so stupid..." Sanzo sweatdropped as kids sat on his lap asking for gifts one after the other. A very plump guy came up the stage and sat, or should I say dropped, into Sanzo's lap. Sanzo's face turned into a shocking array of colors due to how heavy this boy was. The boy stayed for a half-hour on Sanzo's lap reciting names of food that made Goku salivate...
And finally, much to Sanzo's dismay...
"Oh~! That ain't Santa! It's HAGE SANZO!" Lirin pointed at Sanzo, "Let's fight!"
"Goku..." Sanzo and Gojyo looked at the younger elf.
"Naze....." Goku wailed.
Suddenly, there was a spotlight in the center of the scene and Hakkai the angel decended from the sky holding a banner saying, "Peace And Goodwill To All Man and Demonkind"
"He's got a point there..." Kougaiji smiled.
"Onii-chan! I wanna sit on Sanzo's lap!" Lirin pleaded and Kougaiji gave the go-ahead. Lirin jumped on Sanzo's lap and cheered, "Ooooo! I want this nikuman, and that flavored nikuman, and that other type of nikuman..." And the list went on...
"My lap hurts... Hakkai, what's our next destination?"
"Schwartz and Weiss... Um... Opassa Beach... Alexandria... these are wierd places, Sanzo..."